“Hey, dude, you should have seen the new 867-JUNICKA car model. They’ve got the like, leather seats, and like, the like, built in GPS, and like, the um, like, the phone charger, and even the like, outlet, for like charging things. It’s like, so like, awesome.” Said the gangster wannabe that was leaning on a pole. He was talking to his unicorn wannabe friend that was eating flowers. All of a sudden the sidewalk lifted itself up and shouted,
“YOU NEED TO STOP SAYING THE WORD LIKE! IT IS SO ANNOYING!” then it swallowed the gangster wannabe and went silent again. The unicorn wannabe looked up from all fours, neighed, and went back to munching at weeds.
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“DING-DONG!” the doorbell rang and a stressed-looking woman yanked open the door. She was in sweats and was sweating like mad.
“Sorry about my appearance I just sweat when I’m worried.” She said in a rushed tone. She let him in and shut the door hard behind him. He looked around the uncleaned house. It was quite nasty. He sat on the sofa and began asking questions and writing the answers on his notebook.
"So, your 17 year old son is missing?” he asked.
“Yes, my little gangster-wannabe is gone!” she replied.
“What color is his hair?”
“He doesn’t have any!”
“What colors are his eyes?”
“It’s only one color, brown!”
“Mam, you need to calm down and get a drink.”
“Ok.” She got up and got a drink, and as she was drinking it her sweat dripped into it. He was disgusted.
“What was he wearing when he left this morning?”
“His favorite blue jeans, his black beanie, and his plain white tee-shirt with a ravioli stain in the bottom left corner.”
“Okay. That will be enough for now.” He stood up and walked out. He stood in her lawn, gasping for fresh air because her house had smelled like really bad B.O. and he couldn’t stand it. Then the sidewalk lifted up and the boy the mother had described crawled out from under it.
“I’m never saying the word, um, L-I-K-E again! That place was terrible!” he shouted. Then he ran inside and he heard the mom scream in joy. The police threw his paper on the ground and got in his car. Then the sidewalk said,
“Hey, hey Mr. po-po! It’s bad to litter!” then the sidewalk swallowed him and went silent. The police opened his eyes again and realized he was in a cramped, dimly lit, and he was surrounded by centipedes. He screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed until a low but loud voice said,
“SILENCE.” Then he shut up. He looked around to see if somebody was there but he was still alone. He said,
“Who’s there? Tell me you name!” then the same voice said,
“You don’t seem afraid, young police man. But you should not litter. I am the spirit of the sidewalk. After being in hibernation for thousands of years, I have been recalled to life by a powerful wizard, named Shermanlock. He knew that the spirit of the sidewalk was going to make the earth nice again, for he knew that sidewalk spirit would cleanse the wrongs in people. I will make this world right. And littering isn’t helping my plan.” The police man replied,
“Good, you know I like you Sidewalk Spirit. You will make this world clean and good again. I will never litter again.” He heard the sidewalk spirit sigh in happiness. The world was shown to him again and he climbed out. He sighed and got in his police car, and drove away.
THE END!
November 25, 2010
BRACES
We were pulling in front of the orthodontics office when I started feeling scared for the first time ever since I heard that I was getting braces. Would it hurt? Would I get sores in my mouth? Will my lips get really chapped? Would I be able to smile the same? Would I be able to talk the same? Will people make fun of me when I get back to school? Chills ran down my spine.
“Why don’t you go on in and I’ll go park.” My mom suggested. I nodded and got out of the car. I walked through the door way and headed towards the elevator. I pressed the button up and stood there waiting, while tapping my fingers on my thighs. The elevator dinged and the door slid open. I stepped in and pressed the floor 3 button. It lit up. I felt the elevator start rising and I jumped up and down for the fun of it. It seemed to boost my spirits. The door slid open and I walked out, heading down the hall to where the door was. It was nicely decorated. I realized I was stalling in my head and pushed the door open. I entered my name in on the digital touch screen and pressed enter.
“Birthday countdown, 7 days to go!” the screen read. I smiled. That was right! I’m getting braces a week before my birthday! I walked over to my favorite part of the waiting room. The video games. That’s why I loved my orthodontics place. You could watch movies while you were getting braces worked on and play video games in the waiting room. It was pretty awesome. I sat down to play a harry potter video game, but they called my name. I swallowed and stood up, walking over to the dental chair they had directed me towards. I sat down and looked at the orthodontist. She smiled at me and said,
“Don’t worry, people say it hurts but it doesn’t really. My daughter told me that it only hurts for about two or three days” She gave me a reassuring smile and got some stuff. She explained how she had to put a “cheek retractor” in my mouth and it will keep my tongue out of the way but show just my teeth. She als0 explained how if I had to swallow or spit or anything, I could flip a switch and these things in the back of the cheek retractor would suck the spit out. It was pretty cool. Eventually she picked up a big red cheek retractor and put it in my mouth. I practiced flipping the switch a few times before the orthodontist went to get the Dr. Lisa Kochis, the main orthodontist. She was pretty funny and pretty awesome too. I sat in silence as they put on about 18 brackets. Then I groaned and tried to grimace as they put on wires. Actually, it didn’t hurt that bad. Then they put my expander and I was done. The expander had to be the worst because every Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday night I had to push back and itty-bitty dial that made it widen out. It gave me instant headaches. I couldn’t say words that and “e” sound either, like beat, eat, feed, or need. It was ANNOYING!! Once it was all over, I got an excuse slip and went to school. When I was passing the school to go into the parking lot, I noticed that my class was outside and was drawing stuff with chalk. One person saw me driving by and started to shout hi at me. Eventually, it was like half the class. I stopped hanging out the window looking at them and put my hand out, waving at them like superstars do to crazy girls. When I pulled into the parking lot and went to sign in. I went over to the drama room and went out the back to where I had seen my classmates. Almost the exact second I walked out there people crowded me and started asking if they could see. I kept shaking my head over and over and finally I showed them. Since it was green, some people said “Ew!” and others told me it was cool. Some even laughed at me and said
Ha ha! You had to get braces!” Oh, yeah, it was Nathan. Yeah, you over there! The rest of the day was painful but great, and I’ve finally got used to my braces.
THE END
“Why don’t you go on in and I’ll go park.” My mom suggested. I nodded and got out of the car. I walked through the door way and headed towards the elevator. I pressed the button up and stood there waiting, while tapping my fingers on my thighs. The elevator dinged and the door slid open. I stepped in and pressed the floor 3 button. It lit up. I felt the elevator start rising and I jumped up and down for the fun of it. It seemed to boost my spirits. The door slid open and I walked out, heading down the hall to where the door was. It was nicely decorated. I realized I was stalling in my head and pushed the door open. I entered my name in on the digital touch screen and pressed enter.
“Birthday countdown, 7 days to go!” the screen read. I smiled. That was right! I’m getting braces a week before my birthday! I walked over to my favorite part of the waiting room. The video games. That’s why I loved my orthodontics place. You could watch movies while you were getting braces worked on and play video games in the waiting room. It was pretty awesome. I sat down to play a harry potter video game, but they called my name. I swallowed and stood up, walking over to the dental chair they had directed me towards. I sat down and looked at the orthodontist. She smiled at me and said,
“Don’t worry, people say it hurts but it doesn’t really. My daughter told me that it only hurts for about two or three days” She gave me a reassuring smile and got some stuff. She explained how she had to put a “cheek retractor” in my mouth and it will keep my tongue out of the way but show just my teeth. She als0 explained how if I had to swallow or spit or anything, I could flip a switch and these things in the back of the cheek retractor would suck the spit out. It was pretty cool. Eventually she picked up a big red cheek retractor and put it in my mouth. I practiced flipping the switch a few times before the orthodontist went to get the Dr. Lisa Kochis, the main orthodontist. She was pretty funny and pretty awesome too. I sat in silence as they put on about 18 brackets. Then I groaned and tried to grimace as they put on wires. Actually, it didn’t hurt that bad. Then they put my expander and I was done. The expander had to be the worst because every Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday night I had to push back and itty-bitty dial that made it widen out. It gave me instant headaches. I couldn’t say words that and “e” sound either, like beat, eat, feed, or need. It was ANNOYING!! Once it was all over, I got an excuse slip and went to school. When I was passing the school to go into the parking lot, I noticed that my class was outside and was drawing stuff with chalk. One person saw me driving by and started to shout hi at me. Eventually, it was like half the class. I stopped hanging out the window looking at them and put my hand out, waving at them like superstars do to crazy girls. When I pulled into the parking lot and went to sign in. I went over to the drama room and went out the back to where I had seen my classmates. Almost the exact second I walked out there people crowded me and started asking if they could see. I kept shaking my head over and over and finally I showed them. Since it was green, some people said “Ew!” and others told me it was cool. Some even laughed at me and said
Ha ha! You had to get braces!” Oh, yeah, it was Nathan. Yeah, you over there! The rest of the day was painful but great, and I’ve finally got used to my braces.
THE END
The Hilariously Weird Fast-Break
Upon a time once, there was 11 year old girl named Betheliz, who lived a simply weird life. You see when she was four years old she accidentally activated a spell the caused a lot of the words that people used to be mixed up. For example, her name was Elizabeth and when she activated the long-forgotten spell, her name became Betheliz. Her mother was supposed to be therom now and her father was supposed to be therfa. Anyways, enough explaining. Let’s get to the story….
“Honey, come stairs-down for fast-break!” Betheliz’s therom shouted stairs-up to her. Betheliz got of bed changed her clothes. She walked out of her roombed (bedroom) and went stairs-down. When she got stairs-down she saw a fat wrestler-sumo and he ran at her screaming,
“BAMBA-OOGY-OGZER!” then he turned into a squirrel that jumped on her face, scratched her face and jumped off running out the door screaming,
“VICTORY!! HEE-HEE! VICTORY!!!” then a penguin waddled in the door and said,
“Hey do you sell tacos? I want a taco. Tacos are yummy! HURRAY FOR TACOS!!!” then he waddled out. This was creepy. Finally my therom walked in and threw a piece of brick toast at me! I pulled it off and set it on my plate. Then she turned into a clown and began singing,
“Funky is the funkiest, funky is funky! SING IT WITH ME NOW!! FUNKY IS THE FUNKIEST, FUNKY IS FUNK”- then he stopped and turned into a lion, and bounded towards her. She screamed and the lion turned into a little boy who started crying and saying,
“Mommy! Where are you mommy?” then my therfa walked in and shouted,
“WHAT THE!?” then he picked up the little boy and threw him out the TOTALLY GLASS WINDOW. I screamed.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON!!! THIS IS SO WEIRD! WHERE ARE MY RENTSPA (parents)? WHERE!!??” then a switch appeared in front of me and it said,
“THIS WORLD or REAL WORLD” I pressed the real world button then woke up as a 6 year old. My parents were leaning over, looking at me, when I opened my eyes. My mom screamed and hugged me.
“Wait, what happened?” I asked.
“You fell into a coma when you were 4 and just woke up. 2 years! 2 years! I told the nurses and doctors you would wake up, eventually! They were about to pull the plug! I can’t believe it! YAHOOOO!” my weird mom replied. Then I said,
“That was one long dream!”
THE END
“Honey, come stairs-down for fast-break!” Betheliz’s therom shouted stairs-up to her. Betheliz got of bed changed her clothes. She walked out of her roombed (bedroom) and went stairs-down. When she got stairs-down she saw a fat wrestler-sumo and he ran at her screaming,
“BAMBA-OOGY-OGZER!” then he turned into a squirrel that jumped on her face, scratched her face and jumped off running out the door screaming,
“VICTORY!! HEE-HEE! VICTORY!!!” then a penguin waddled in the door and said,
“Hey do you sell tacos? I want a taco. Tacos are yummy! HURRAY FOR TACOS!!!” then he waddled out. This was creepy. Finally my therom walked in and threw a piece of brick toast at me! I pulled it off and set it on my plate. Then she turned into a clown and began singing,
“Funky is the funkiest, funky is funky! SING IT WITH ME NOW!! FUNKY IS THE FUNKIEST, FUNKY IS FUNK”- then he stopped and turned into a lion, and bounded towards her. She screamed and the lion turned into a little boy who started crying and saying,
“Mommy! Where are you mommy?” then my therfa walked in and shouted,
“WHAT THE!?” then he picked up the little boy and threw him out the TOTALLY GLASS WINDOW. I screamed.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON!!! THIS IS SO WEIRD! WHERE ARE MY RENTSPA (parents)? WHERE!!??” then a switch appeared in front of me and it said,
“THIS WORLD or REAL WORLD” I pressed the real world button then woke up as a 6 year old. My parents were leaning over, looking at me, when I opened my eyes. My mom screamed and hugged me.
“Wait, what happened?” I asked.
“You fell into a coma when you were 4 and just woke up. 2 years! 2 years! I told the nurses and doctors you would wake up, eventually! They were about to pull the plug! I can’t believe it! YAHOOOO!” my weird mom replied. Then I said,
“That was one long dream!”
THE END
Crazy National Caveman Day
Once upon a time there was a holiday on June 12. That holiday was called “Crazy National Caveman Day”. On this holiday everybody had to dress up like a caveman, eat like a caveman, talk like a caveman, and even make light like a caveman. If you didn’t do this stuff, then you would go to jail. They don’t do it anymore because of what happened on the 57th annual caveman day. On that day everybody was put in jail for 2 days. But they were all cavemen…..
“Ooo!” said caveman #32178. He wanted food.
“Gooooo faaaa!” replied caveman #6738. She wanted to eat him.
“Aaaaaaaah!” Caveman #32178 was scared. Caveman #6738 chased caveman #32178 up a staircase to the top of a sky scraper. There they found a buffalo. They exchanged glances and raised their club and spear and charged.
“Ooo geeee gaaaa jiiii!” They shouted in triumph. The buffalo jumped off the side of the skyscraper and fell to his death. The cavemen jumped down after him but fell on an old mattress. It was on fire. Oops.
“Ooog! Ag! Bluioeioueio!” they shouted as they scrambled off smacking their booties. They turned around to see fifty or something cavemen running towards them. #32178 and #6738 screamed like girls and ran away as fast as they could. The parade of cavemen suddenly disappeared and #6738 and #32178 turned around surprised.
“Oajlumfurd?” asked a caveman who had been running with them, #584928. Then he disappeared. #32178 and #6738 looked at each other for 5 seconds and then they both disappeared.
THE END
“Ooo!” said caveman #32178. He wanted food.
“Gooooo faaaa!” replied caveman #6738. She wanted to eat him.
“Aaaaaaaah!” Caveman #32178 was scared. Caveman #6738 chased caveman #32178 up a staircase to the top of a sky scraper. There they found a buffalo. They exchanged glances and raised their club and spear and charged.
“Ooo geeee gaaaa jiiii!” They shouted in triumph. The buffalo jumped off the side of the skyscraper and fell to his death. The cavemen jumped down after him but fell on an old mattress. It was on fire. Oops.
“Ooog! Ag! Bluioeioueio!” they shouted as they scrambled off smacking their booties. They turned around to see fifty or something cavemen running towards them. #32178 and #6738 screamed like girls and ran away as fast as they could. The parade of cavemen suddenly disappeared and #6738 and #32178 turned around surprised.
“Oajlumfurd?” asked a caveman who had been running with them, #584928. Then he disappeared. #32178 and #6738 looked at each other for 5 seconds and then they both disappeared.
THE END
Crazy National Caveman Day 2
When Caveman #6738 and #32178 stopped traveling through non-space they appeared to be in a jail cell. They looked in the cells on the other wall and saw all cavemen. It was weird. They immediately knew that someone was out to get the cavemen. All of a sudden a pretty lady’s voice said,
“3 minutes until caveman day is over.” They must have been traveling through non-space for a looooooonnnnnngggg time. They heard a loud metal door open and shut. They heard heavy footsteps and then a tall man stopped at their cell, and said,
“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD….. WE HAVE #6738 AND #32178. WE HAVE THEM ALL!!!! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA COUGH-COUGH! EXSQUEEZE ME. So,” An evil man in a weird crown and cape said. He looked kind of like darth-vader but with green and purple, not black. “These are the last cavemen in the world. Looks like we have,” he paused and looked at his wrist-watch, “30 seconds until caveman day is over. Then you will all go from stupid cavemen who act like they don’t understand me (even though they do) to angry citizen, wrongly put in jail.” All of a sudden the pretty lady’s voice announced,
“Caveman day is over.” All the cavemen’s clothes switched to normal citizen clothes and their hair wasn’t so ruffled. There was a lot of shouting.
“Let me out of this dump!”
“Mommy! Help!”
“Hey um, I have to go to the bathroom…..”
“Yo, dudes, why in da world am I locked in this monkey cage? Lemme out!” Then Garth Paver (the evil guy) shouted,
“Umm, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” everybody went quiet. Then there was a large crashing sound and a worldwide, #1, huge wrestler busted the bars on his cage and ran toward Garth Paver and Garth Paver crouched into a ball and started crying and begging,
“Please don’t hurt me. Please don’t hurt me.” The wrestler picked him up and threw him out of a sun roof. Then he picked a remote that the evil guy dropped and pressed a button saying, “RELEASE ALL” everybody was free and a huge pro-wrestler had saved the day.
THE END
P.S. there was a new law stating that there was now no such thing as Crazy National Caveman Day, therefore, this story never existed…………..
“3 minutes until caveman day is over.” They must have been traveling through non-space for a looooooonnnnnngggg time. They heard a loud metal door open and shut. They heard heavy footsteps and then a tall man stopped at their cell, and said,
“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD….. WE HAVE #6738 AND #32178. WE HAVE THEM ALL!!!! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA COUGH-COUGH! EXSQUEEZE ME. So,” An evil man in a weird crown and cape said. He looked kind of like darth-vader but with green and purple, not black. “These are the last cavemen in the world. Looks like we have,” he paused and looked at his wrist-watch, “30 seconds until caveman day is over. Then you will all go from stupid cavemen who act like they don’t understand me (even though they do) to angry citizen, wrongly put in jail.” All of a sudden the pretty lady’s voice announced,
“Caveman day is over.” All the cavemen’s clothes switched to normal citizen clothes and their hair wasn’t so ruffled. There was a lot of shouting.
“Let me out of this dump!”
“Mommy! Help!”
“Hey um, I have to go to the bathroom…..”
“Yo, dudes, why in da world am I locked in this monkey cage? Lemme out!” Then Garth Paver (the evil guy) shouted,
“Umm, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” everybody went quiet. Then there was a large crashing sound and a worldwide, #1, huge wrestler busted the bars on his cage and ran toward Garth Paver and Garth Paver crouched into a ball and started crying and begging,
“Please don’t hurt me. Please don’t hurt me.” The wrestler picked him up and threw him out of a sun roof. Then he picked a remote that the evil guy dropped and pressed a button saying, “RELEASE ALL” everybody was free and a huge pro-wrestler had saved the day.
THE END
P.S. there was a new law stating that there was now no such thing as Crazy National Caveman Day, therefore, this story never existed…………..
The Bluejay and the Snow Leopard
This story is about the very first blue jay and the very first snow leopard. You see, the very first blue jay couldn’t fly at all but it very much wanted to. And the very first snow leopard could fly but never even wanted to. So on November 17th both animals went to queen animalous to ask for her to fix them. They met each other in the waiting room and learned each other’s names.
“So what is your request?” The blue jay asked the snow leopard.
“I don’t want to be able to fly anymore.” Replied the snow leopard.
“Really! I want to be able to fly!” exclaimed the blue jay.
“Hey maybe we could switch!” said the snow leopard.
Then blue jay was called in to see queen animalous. Snow leopard went with blue jay. They told the queen what they wanted and she thought about it.
“Okay, I will switch you, IF you will perform a special task for me. You must climb to the top of mount Jibbly-Jobbly-Joo and grab the golden egg from the crow’s nest, and last but definitely least come down the hill and cook the egg. Make sure it’s scrambled!”
“YES, YOUR HIGHNESS!!!” both animals shouted in reply. They ran out of the room and the snow leopard carried the blue jay all the way to the bottom of mount Jibbly-Jobbly-Joo and put the blue jay down. Mount Jibbly-Jobbly-Joo was 20 miles high and completely made from red jello. It was about medium steepness and it had a pointy top which was the home of the giant crow. The crow’s nest would be the hardest part because it was wide so it was REALLY hard to get on. Halfway up the hill there was ten foot high barb wire. Now that would be tough and 3/4ths up the hill there was a huge part taken out where a giant had eaten it and then died from the poison.
So the animals were supposed to climb this treacherous mountain. They stared up at the golden egg until the snow leopard glanced at the blue jay, picked him up in his mouth and flew halfway up the mountain. Since the jello was so old, it was dirty and sticky so they could stand easier than you would have thought. As you remember, halfway up the mountain was ten foot high barb wire. The snow leopard set the blue jay on the ground and the blue jay just hopped through a little hole in the barb wire.
“Come on snow leopard, just fly over the barb wire.” Said the blue jay.
“I don’t think I can fly that high!” exclaimed the snow leopard, gazing up at the top of the barb wire.
“Just try! Believe in yourself!” encouraged the blue jay. The snow leopard backed WAY up, started running, and leaped into the air. He flew up and got to where his head was parallel with the top of the barb wire. He tried to fly higher and while he was barely going over the top he scraped both of his white wings on the top. He fell to the ground immediately, scraping his wings the way down too. When he got to the bottom he was crying and his wings were almost completely gone.
“Stop crying, snow leopard! I thought you didn’t want wings!” Said the blue jay.
“I know! I’m crying with joy!” the snow leopard pointed out. As he said that his wings disappeared for good. They turned around and started up the mountain again. They quickly arrived at the huge hole. The snow leopard backed up and leaped over the ditch. The blue jay looked frightened and he backed up. She hid her face, looked at the ditch and ran as fast as he could, spreading his wings and jumping off the edge. To his amazement, he flew across the ditch.
“I’M FLYING! OH MY GOSH I’M FLYING! PRAISE THE QUEEN ANIMALOUS, I’M FLYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The blue jay shouted with joy. He landed on the other side and the two animals sprinted up the mountain. When they got to the crow’s nest the blue jay flew up and grabbed the egg. The fabulous pair of buddy’s ran down the opposite side of the hill and met the queen anomalous. They scrambled the egg on a REALLY hot rock and handed the eggs to the queen and she ate them, while growing larger and even MORE beautiful. The two Best Animal Friends Forever lived happily ever after thereafter.
THE END
“So what is your request?” The blue jay asked the snow leopard.
“I don’t want to be able to fly anymore.” Replied the snow leopard.
“Really! I want to be able to fly!” exclaimed the blue jay.
“Hey maybe we could switch!” said the snow leopard.
Then blue jay was called in to see queen animalous. Snow leopard went with blue jay. They told the queen what they wanted and she thought about it.
“Okay, I will switch you, IF you will perform a special task for me. You must climb to the top of mount Jibbly-Jobbly-Joo and grab the golden egg from the crow’s nest, and last but definitely least come down the hill and cook the egg. Make sure it’s scrambled!”
“YES, YOUR HIGHNESS!!!” both animals shouted in reply. They ran out of the room and the snow leopard carried the blue jay all the way to the bottom of mount Jibbly-Jobbly-Joo and put the blue jay down. Mount Jibbly-Jobbly-Joo was 20 miles high and completely made from red jello. It was about medium steepness and it had a pointy top which was the home of the giant crow. The crow’s nest would be the hardest part because it was wide so it was REALLY hard to get on. Halfway up the hill there was ten foot high barb wire. Now that would be tough and 3/4ths up the hill there was a huge part taken out where a giant had eaten it and then died from the poison.
So the animals were supposed to climb this treacherous mountain. They stared up at the golden egg until the snow leopard glanced at the blue jay, picked him up in his mouth and flew halfway up the mountain. Since the jello was so old, it was dirty and sticky so they could stand easier than you would have thought. As you remember, halfway up the mountain was ten foot high barb wire. The snow leopard set the blue jay on the ground and the blue jay just hopped through a little hole in the barb wire.
“Come on snow leopard, just fly over the barb wire.” Said the blue jay.
“I don’t think I can fly that high!” exclaimed the snow leopard, gazing up at the top of the barb wire.
“Just try! Believe in yourself!” encouraged the blue jay. The snow leopard backed WAY up, started running, and leaped into the air. He flew up and got to where his head was parallel with the top of the barb wire. He tried to fly higher and while he was barely going over the top he scraped both of his white wings on the top. He fell to the ground immediately, scraping his wings the way down too. When he got to the bottom he was crying and his wings were almost completely gone.
“Stop crying, snow leopard! I thought you didn’t want wings!” Said the blue jay.
“I know! I’m crying with joy!” the snow leopard pointed out. As he said that his wings disappeared for good. They turned around and started up the mountain again. They quickly arrived at the huge hole. The snow leopard backed up and leaped over the ditch. The blue jay looked frightened and he backed up. She hid her face, looked at the ditch and ran as fast as he could, spreading his wings and jumping off the edge. To his amazement, he flew across the ditch.
“I’M FLYING! OH MY GOSH I’M FLYING! PRAISE THE QUEEN ANIMALOUS, I’M FLYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The blue jay shouted with joy. He landed on the other side and the two animals sprinted up the mountain. When they got to the crow’s nest the blue jay flew up and grabbed the egg. The fabulous pair of buddy’s ran down the opposite side of the hill and met the queen anomalous. They scrambled the egg on a REALLY hot rock and handed the eggs to the queen and she ate them, while growing larger and even MORE beautiful. The two Best Animal Friends Forever lived happily ever after thereafter.
THE END
Lilly and the Candy Corn -Returns
Part 4 Lilly returns; with a cotton candy obsession
Lilly sat at her desk, tapping her pencil on it. She started writing. She had to write a personal narrative for school. She couldn’t think of anything until she remembered what had happened three months ago. The whole thing started with her obsession over candy corn. That was terrible, yet wonderful, because she was able to escape sharks, and find out that her father is still alive after she thought he had been dead for years. She loved the story. Anyways, that candy corn obsession was over and now she always ate clouds of cotton candy. She was beginning to get a little fat, but as long as she ate all her seaweed she wouldn’t gain too much. She had been writing for a long time now. She was almost escaping from the sharks in her story. She was surprised, it had only been an hour and she was almost done! She was really into this. She saw other clownfish and jellyfish and stingrays that looked bored, angry, or out of ideas. The clownfish were REALLY funny. The stingrays were big bullies. The jellyfish were total full-of-it snobs. She continued writing, and then looked at the clock. This was her last class of the day and she only had 30 minutes left. She was nearly finished now. She was traveling back home with her dad. Now she was tripping in her cul-de-sac. Now she was waking up realizing it wasn’t a dream. DONE. She reached in her desk and pulled out her pencil box. She opened it up and pulled out a little tuft of cotton candy. She imagined living in a cotton candy house. Or better, a cotton candy cloud house!! Mmm, yummy… then she remembered that clouds are above water. Dang it! Wait! Her momma always said that our kind can go above and underwater! Now she knew what to put on her to do list. But she knew shouldn’t tell momma that she was going because she would get all concerned and mad. She would leave a note tonight. But she had to take someone with her! Last time she had her dad. Who now? She could take one of her best friends, or there was this guy down her street and he was 11 like her. He might just work! He was always out on the street acting like a lost hermit crab in this game he plays. He always wants adventure! Oh yeah, no wonder she couldn’t take her other friends! They were fish and not hermit crabs! The boy’s name was Zak Carventa, and she knew that if she got all the stuff she needed for the adventure tonight, and snuck into his window to tell him about her plan he would go along with it. And if he didn’t there was always his bestfriend two house’s away who would also love an adventure. His name was Brad Livintoz, and maybe she could take both boys! That would be extra good. She smiled as she listened to the bell ring. She hurriedly stood up and gave her story to the teacher, rushing to her locker, and getting her stuff. She ran out of the building and hopped on her water powered scooter, riding it as fast as she could all the way home.
“Mom, bring my dinner up when its ready and don’t come up any other time!” Lilly shouted at her mom, Mrs. Shambleg when she got home.
“Okay honey!” Mrs. Shambleg replied. Lilly clawed her way up the stairs, denting them again. That was a way to distract her father, Mr. Shambleg. She dashed into her room and hopped onto her Aqua-puter. She went onto Microsoft Office and started typing up a list of things she would need. Rope, sleeping bag, canteen, one extra pair of clothes, socks and underwear. She even thought of a walking stick, 3 cans of Mulberry Noodle soup, two bags of crackers, of course, 6 bags of cotton candy, and maybe, just maybe, he pet fly, Carz. Carz was her old pet fly. He would love to be above water! She just needed his leash. She added him to the list. Finally, she printed and began packing. She even thought of some things she didn’t put on the list to pack. At one point, there was a knock at the door. And she shoved her bag and other stuff into a corner not visible from the door. She waddled over to the door and opened it just enough to pull a silver tray of food through the door from Mr. Shambleg. She leaned through the crack and planted a kiss on his cheek. She couldn’t get enough of the father she thought was dead for a year. She thought he had died in the terrible Sharmainian earthquake. She found it was truly otherwise on her candy corn adventure. Uugh. Candy corn…. It was her least favorite thing now! She despised it! She hated it! She LOATHED it….. Well, that’s all over now. She signed the note she had been writing with her name, Lilly Shambleg. She was satisfied with the way it turned out. She finished her dinner and headed towards the window.
“And the adventure begins.” She said opening the window and climbing out.
Part 5
Lilly loves the cotton candy; the adventure begins
“I can’t believe I’m doing this!” Lilly whispered to herself as she scampered down the tree in her front yard. It was a cool coral tree, and it was the purple kind! She grabbed her camping bag that she had dropped before she climbed down and ran towards Zak Carventa’s house. She had painted her shell black so she wouldn’t be seen. Good, she had arrived. She scampered up onto their roof from the Carventa’s green coral tree, and ran to the window she had seen him sitting outside of. She tapped on the window to no response. She tested it and found it was unlocked. Easy-peezy. She climbed inside and found him snoring on his carpet. Why would he sleep on his floor? She squatted besides him and poked him. He snorted and rolled over, just like she rolled her eyes. She opened up his eye lid and blew on his eye. That did the trick.
“What the chiz! What? Lilly? What are you doing here at,” he looked at his wrist where there wasn’t even a watch, “What time is it? Oh, whatever but still, what are you doing here? It’s like midnight! And how did you get in? Did I leave my window unlocked again? I must have. Why are you here? I demand an answer!!” he hissed all at once. She put her hand on his mouth and he went cross-eyed trying to look at it. She began talking quietly,
“I’m here because I have an adventure and next time, lock your window.” His eyes widened at the mention of an adventure. “You have to pinky swear to me that when I move my hand away from your mouth you will not scream.” Their pinkies locked and they shook their hands. She removed her hands and he spoke in a harsh whisper,
“Where is the adventure? What is it for?”
“It’s above water since we are hermit crabs and it’s to retrieve a lot of cotton candy from the streets of Hawaii. My dad told me tales of it being there. I am also going to get your friend, Brad Livintoz. You might want to help me with that. You never know, he might sleep on the floor to without his shell. I don’t want to see that. Why were sleeping on the floor?” Lilly questioned. He looked embarrassed as color filled his cheeks and he answered,
“I fell asleep playing solitaire on the floor okay! I’ll pack! Now give me the list you used. You go get Brad, while I’m packing. I’ll meet you at the light pole on Sezzleburgz street. In fifteen minutes. I’ll pack for brad. Lilly climbed out the window and down the coral tree after nodding to Zak’s suggestion. She ran across the street to wake up Brad and found him sleeping with his top half on the floor and his bottom half on the bed. He was even weirder! She blew into his eyeball and snapped awake. He acted JUST like Zak had as she explained. Soon they were by the street pole watching Zak lug over two camping bags. Brad finally decided to go help him and carried his the rest of the way. The boys led Lilly to their secret cave cove which they had prepared for a meeting like this. Lilly sat in a comfortable bean bag and began talking. She was in mid-sentence when she noticed Zak’s eyes widen. He started to say,
“Lilly watch ou”- When she felt cold fingers close around her throat.
Part 6
Lilly started her adventure; but it’s already deadly
Lilly’s eyes widened as she clawed at her throat. The killer had a firm grip! She gasped and panted, as everything became a blur. Then she felt another body slam into her from the front and the grip on her throat tightened momentarily before loosening and letting go. She could see again and she realized that Zak had slammed into her to get the killer off. She jerked around to see who the killer was and couldn’t believe her eyes. It was the leader of the sharks, Lemorgan! The shark had kidnapped him in a town raid and her father had gotten her back with a trade for safety. The sharks have always been frightened of the “All Powerful Jeremiah Shambleg” ever since he had killed their former leader, Jonaklen, Lemorgan’s father. He had wanted revenge apparently. The boys were battling him and he was lazily snapping at them. Finally he got annoyed and slapped Zak against the wall, followed by Brad. Lilly grabbed a sharp spear that had been prepared there just in case. She tried to throw it towards Lemorgan, succeeding. It jabbed him in the right eye and well, um, guess what was stuck on the spear….. Lemorgan yelled and clung to the place where his eye should be, and slapped at Lilly. Her instincts told her to move and she dodged the slap. She grabbed a crossbow and shot him in the gills. He gasped and clutched his side. Lilly averted her eyes as she heard his body slap the ground. The boys stared at her in wonder. She blushed, and said,
“Uuuh, oops. I guess its instincts from my dad!” The boys kept staring at her, jaw dropped. Eventually she got tired of them staring and sat down saying, “So, where were we?” The two boys rushed to their seats and kept staring, eyes wide. Finally Zak said,
“I forgot what we were talking about but that was crazy Lilly! I can’t believe you killed the leader of the sharks!!!” and then he became silent again staring at the ground and blushing. She rolled her eyes and continued explaining her goal. The boys were licking their lips by the time she was done.
“Wow! I whole life long supply of cotton candy!!! That would be SOOO yummy!” Brad commented. And then Zak said,
Part 7
The adventure is hard; the love story included
Lilly stared in shock at the boy she had shared a neighborhood with since before she was even born. Their parents had even gone to the same school. But she had never known the truth about the boy she shared a neighborhood with. She could hardly believe that this adventure was even going on- much less that this boy- Zak- loved her. How long? She had to say something. This was awkward. SUPER AWKWARD. She couldn’t say anything! She stomped on Brads foot and gave him a message with her eyes saying,
“Say something!” His eyes widened and he nodded, and came up with,
"Um, love and adventure. Heh, heh, heh, um yeah.” He turned pink and glanced at the ground. Zak was still staring at Lilly, unblinkingly. It was freaking her out. Finally Zak asked in a rushed tone,
“So, um, will you be my girlfriend?” He kept staring and Lilly responded,
“Um, well, if you stop staring at me for a little bit then I could think.” He averted his eyes and whispered an apology. She thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and finally she got her answer. She looked at Zak and said, “I’ll tell you by the end of the adventure. Try to impress me.” He sighed and started thinking. He thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and finally knew what to do. He stood up and did a back-flip, splits, and a one handed cart-wheel.
“You have one point already!” Lilly told him and Zak smiled. They were ready for their adventure. They gathered their bags and Lilly grabbed a spear and a crossbow. The boys got their weapons and they stepped outside, to meet an army of sharks. The son of Lemorgan, Zabavery, told them,
“And the fight continues.”
“Wow, a whole adventure with the girl I’ve always had a crush on….”
Lilly sat at her desk, tapping her pencil on it. She started writing. She had to write a personal narrative for school. She couldn’t think of anything until she remembered what had happened three months ago. The whole thing started with her obsession over candy corn. That was terrible, yet wonderful, because she was able to escape sharks, and find out that her father is still alive after she thought he had been dead for years. She loved the story. Anyways, that candy corn obsession was over and now she always ate clouds of cotton candy. She was beginning to get a little fat, but as long as she ate all her seaweed she wouldn’t gain too much. She had been writing for a long time now. She was almost escaping from the sharks in her story. She was surprised, it had only been an hour and she was almost done! She was really into this. She saw other clownfish and jellyfish and stingrays that looked bored, angry, or out of ideas. The clownfish were REALLY funny. The stingrays were big bullies. The jellyfish were total full-of-it snobs. She continued writing, and then looked at the clock. This was her last class of the day and she only had 30 minutes left. She was nearly finished now. She was traveling back home with her dad. Now she was tripping in her cul-de-sac. Now she was waking up realizing it wasn’t a dream. DONE. She reached in her desk and pulled out her pencil box. She opened it up and pulled out a little tuft of cotton candy. She imagined living in a cotton candy house. Or better, a cotton candy cloud house!! Mmm, yummy… then she remembered that clouds are above water. Dang it! Wait! Her momma always said that our kind can go above and underwater! Now she knew what to put on her to do list. But she knew shouldn’t tell momma that she was going because she would get all concerned and mad. She would leave a note tonight. But she had to take someone with her! Last time she had her dad. Who now? She could take one of her best friends, or there was this guy down her street and he was 11 like her. He might just work! He was always out on the street acting like a lost hermit crab in this game he plays. He always wants adventure! Oh yeah, no wonder she couldn’t take her other friends! They were fish and not hermit crabs! The boy’s name was Zak Carventa, and she knew that if she got all the stuff she needed for the adventure tonight, and snuck into his window to tell him about her plan he would go along with it. And if he didn’t there was always his bestfriend two house’s away who would also love an adventure. His name was Brad Livintoz, and maybe she could take both boys! That would be extra good. She smiled as she listened to the bell ring. She hurriedly stood up and gave her story to the teacher, rushing to her locker, and getting her stuff. She ran out of the building and hopped on her water powered scooter, riding it as fast as she could all the way home.
“Mom, bring my dinner up when its ready and don’t come up any other time!” Lilly shouted at her mom, Mrs. Shambleg when she got home.
“Okay honey!” Mrs. Shambleg replied. Lilly clawed her way up the stairs, denting them again. That was a way to distract her father, Mr. Shambleg. She dashed into her room and hopped onto her Aqua-puter. She went onto Microsoft Office and started typing up a list of things she would need. Rope, sleeping bag, canteen, one extra pair of clothes, socks and underwear. She even thought of a walking stick, 3 cans of Mulberry Noodle soup, two bags of crackers, of course, 6 bags of cotton candy, and maybe, just maybe, he pet fly, Carz. Carz was her old pet fly. He would love to be above water! She just needed his leash. She added him to the list. Finally, she printed and began packing. She even thought of some things she didn’t put on the list to pack. At one point, there was a knock at the door. And she shoved her bag and other stuff into a corner not visible from the door. She waddled over to the door and opened it just enough to pull a silver tray of food through the door from Mr. Shambleg. She leaned through the crack and planted a kiss on his cheek. She couldn’t get enough of the father she thought was dead for a year. She thought he had died in the terrible Sharmainian earthquake. She found it was truly otherwise on her candy corn adventure. Uugh. Candy corn…. It was her least favorite thing now! She despised it! She hated it! She LOATHED it….. Well, that’s all over now. She signed the note she had been writing with her name, Lilly Shambleg. She was satisfied with the way it turned out. She finished her dinner and headed towards the window.
“And the adventure begins.” She said opening the window and climbing out.
Part 5
Lilly loves the cotton candy; the adventure begins
“I can’t believe I’m doing this!” Lilly whispered to herself as she scampered down the tree in her front yard. It was a cool coral tree, and it was the purple kind! She grabbed her camping bag that she had dropped before she climbed down and ran towards Zak Carventa’s house. She had painted her shell black so she wouldn’t be seen. Good, she had arrived. She scampered up onto their roof from the Carventa’s green coral tree, and ran to the window she had seen him sitting outside of. She tapped on the window to no response. She tested it and found it was unlocked. Easy-peezy. She climbed inside and found him snoring on his carpet. Why would he sleep on his floor? She squatted besides him and poked him. He snorted and rolled over, just like she rolled her eyes. She opened up his eye lid and blew on his eye. That did the trick.
“What the chiz! What? Lilly? What are you doing here at,” he looked at his wrist where there wasn’t even a watch, “What time is it? Oh, whatever but still, what are you doing here? It’s like midnight! And how did you get in? Did I leave my window unlocked again? I must have. Why are you here? I demand an answer!!” he hissed all at once. She put her hand on his mouth and he went cross-eyed trying to look at it. She began talking quietly,
“I’m here because I have an adventure and next time, lock your window.” His eyes widened at the mention of an adventure. “You have to pinky swear to me that when I move my hand away from your mouth you will not scream.” Their pinkies locked and they shook their hands. She removed her hands and he spoke in a harsh whisper,
“Where is the adventure? What is it for?”
“It’s above water since we are hermit crabs and it’s to retrieve a lot of cotton candy from the streets of Hawaii. My dad told me tales of it being there. I am also going to get your friend, Brad Livintoz. You might want to help me with that. You never know, he might sleep on the floor to without his shell. I don’t want to see that. Why were sleeping on the floor?” Lilly questioned. He looked embarrassed as color filled his cheeks and he answered,
“I fell asleep playing solitaire on the floor okay! I’ll pack! Now give me the list you used. You go get Brad, while I’m packing. I’ll meet you at the light pole on Sezzleburgz street. In fifteen minutes. I’ll pack for brad. Lilly climbed out the window and down the coral tree after nodding to Zak’s suggestion. She ran across the street to wake up Brad and found him sleeping with his top half on the floor and his bottom half on the bed. He was even weirder! She blew into his eyeball and snapped awake. He acted JUST like Zak had as she explained. Soon they were by the street pole watching Zak lug over two camping bags. Brad finally decided to go help him and carried his the rest of the way. The boys led Lilly to their secret cave cove which they had prepared for a meeting like this. Lilly sat in a comfortable bean bag and began talking. She was in mid-sentence when she noticed Zak’s eyes widen. He started to say,
“Lilly watch ou”- When she felt cold fingers close around her throat.
Part 6
Lilly started her adventure; but it’s already deadly
Lilly’s eyes widened as she clawed at her throat. The killer had a firm grip! She gasped and panted, as everything became a blur. Then she felt another body slam into her from the front and the grip on her throat tightened momentarily before loosening and letting go. She could see again and she realized that Zak had slammed into her to get the killer off. She jerked around to see who the killer was and couldn’t believe her eyes. It was the leader of the sharks, Lemorgan! The shark had kidnapped him in a town raid and her father had gotten her back with a trade for safety. The sharks have always been frightened of the “All Powerful Jeremiah Shambleg” ever since he had killed their former leader, Jonaklen, Lemorgan’s father. He had wanted revenge apparently. The boys were battling him and he was lazily snapping at them. Finally he got annoyed and slapped Zak against the wall, followed by Brad. Lilly grabbed a sharp spear that had been prepared there just in case. She tried to throw it towards Lemorgan, succeeding. It jabbed him in the right eye and well, um, guess what was stuck on the spear….. Lemorgan yelled and clung to the place where his eye should be, and slapped at Lilly. Her instincts told her to move and she dodged the slap. She grabbed a crossbow and shot him in the gills. He gasped and clutched his side. Lilly averted her eyes as she heard his body slap the ground. The boys stared at her in wonder. She blushed, and said,
“Uuuh, oops. I guess its instincts from my dad!” The boys kept staring at her, jaw dropped. Eventually she got tired of them staring and sat down saying, “So, where were we?” The two boys rushed to their seats and kept staring, eyes wide. Finally Zak said,
“I forgot what we were talking about but that was crazy Lilly! I can’t believe you killed the leader of the sharks!!!” and then he became silent again staring at the ground and blushing. She rolled her eyes and continued explaining her goal. The boys were licking their lips by the time she was done.
“Wow! I whole life long supply of cotton candy!!! That would be SOOO yummy!” Brad commented. And then Zak said,
Part 7
The adventure is hard; the love story included
Lilly stared in shock at the boy she had shared a neighborhood with since before she was even born. Their parents had even gone to the same school. But she had never known the truth about the boy she shared a neighborhood with. She could hardly believe that this adventure was even going on- much less that this boy- Zak- loved her. How long? She had to say something. This was awkward. SUPER AWKWARD. She couldn’t say anything! She stomped on Brads foot and gave him a message with her eyes saying,
“Say something!” His eyes widened and he nodded, and came up with,
"Um, love and adventure. Heh, heh, heh, um yeah.” He turned pink and glanced at the ground. Zak was still staring at Lilly, unblinkingly. It was freaking her out. Finally Zak asked in a rushed tone,
“So, um, will you be my girlfriend?” He kept staring and Lilly responded,
“Um, well, if you stop staring at me for a little bit then I could think.” He averted his eyes and whispered an apology. She thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and finally she got her answer. She looked at Zak and said, “I’ll tell you by the end of the adventure. Try to impress me.” He sighed and started thinking. He thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and finally knew what to do. He stood up and did a back-flip, splits, and a one handed cart-wheel.
“You have one point already!” Lilly told him and Zak smiled. They were ready for their adventure. They gathered their bags and Lilly grabbed a spear and a crossbow. The boys got their weapons and they stepped outside, to meet an army of sharks. The son of Lemorgan, Zabavery, told them,
“And the fight continues.”
“Wow, a whole adventure with the girl I’ve always had a crush on….”
July 2, 2010
Awards
I earned a Social Studies Excellence award for the whole school year.
I also finished school with strait A's and a 3.9 GPA for the whole year.
My only 2 B's were in my general music class. I have no idea how I got those B's. When my Mom and I talked to the teacher she said she didn't know why I had gotten those B's and that sometimes her students enter the grades and they must have made a mistake. Although no grades were ever changed. The important thing is that I had all A's in my core content classes!
In my Creative Writing class each of the students voted for the best story of the year.
I won 3rd place for best story of the year for my story
"Lilly and the Candy Corn"
I also finished school with strait A's and a 3.9 GPA for the whole year.
My only 2 B's were in my general music class. I have no idea how I got those B's. When my Mom and I talked to the teacher she said she didn't know why I had gotten those B's and that sometimes her students enter the grades and they must have made a mistake. Although no grades were ever changed. The important thing is that I had all A's in my core content classes!
In my Creative Writing class each of the students voted for the best story of the year.
I won 3rd place for best story of the year for my story
"Lilly and the Candy Corn"
The Wrong Vacation
CHAPTER 1- THE WRONG PLANE
“Eeep! I’m so excited!” said my annoying sister Claire Caudill. My other little sister, the youngest of my little sisters came up and shoved me into a wall. I hit my head and shoved Katie towards the wall too. She hit the wall and collapsed crying. She wasn’t hurt at all. She was just being a dramatic BRAT. My little sisters (Katie, 11 and Claire, 5) were so annoying. I’m their older brother, Wilson and I’m 17 years old. I could hurt them but I hardly dared because they would pretend I hurt them SO bad when they would be hardly hurt at all. My parents always thought they were cute little girls who lobed hanging out together. That was half true because half the time they are super besties but the other half they hate each others guts.
Anyways, my sisters are really annoying now because their practicing for the ride to the airport and the ride on the plane. Gosh! I’m bringing my license even though I can’t bring my car because my dumb parents won’t let me. I want to bring my dang car! Gosh! But maybe I can get a job as a taxi man for a week. I’ll probably meet some babe’s that way. Gosh! I wanna kiss a babe! There so, so babish and you know, hot. Well, we just got in the car and the girls are already complaining that “The seats are hot and sticky!” and “We’re squished!” and “Can we get a car besides a European car?” Gosh! They’re so annoying. I hate my stinking life. It’s so ……. We’re at the airport and I’m preparing for the worst annoyingness of my life. My parents suddenly exclaimed,
“We’re gonna be late! The plane is scheduled for 11:30 and it’s 11:25! Run!” we kids were taken a back. By the time we stopped being dumb and realized what your weird parents said, our parents were turning a corner we ran after them. We turned the corner and my eyes searched for their jackets. THERE! I saw the back of my parents rushing toward entrance 28 to a plane. We ran on after them and handed our tickets to the –whoa- HOT plane lady. We ran on the plane and before I ran on after the girls, I grabbed the plane lady as fast as possible and kissed her lips. We went into major lip lock and before she could notice I was a gross nerd I let go and ran onto the plane. I sat down and licked my lips. The lady I sat next was hot too. Oo, entertainment. I shoved my hat on and she looked at me and said,
“Oo, entertainment.” I leaned over and we also- well, just guess what happened the rest of the plane ride….
Well, the pilot said we would be landing in 5 minutes….. when we landed, my sister’s and I ran after our parents again. And parents went into entrance 32 or 33. I couldn’t tell. I took a wild guess and ran onto entrance 32. Little did I know that this was the wrong plane…….
CHAPTER 2- THE GHOST CITY
The plane we had gotten onto was the wrong plane. I knew it as soon as I stepped on. Nobody was on it but we were taking off. We sat down and buckled up. When the pilot (with a strangely deep gruff voice) told us that we were free to move about I unbuckled. I searched the seats and found nothing. I went to see the pilot. I got there and saw a dim figure with chains. IT WAS A GHOST! I stared at him and he chinked his chains. I tried to hit him and he was cold. BECAUSE MY HAND WENT RIGHT THROUGH HIM! I gasped and he said,
“We’re landing in 2 minutes. Sit down!” I sat down in the copilots seat and crossed my arms. He grunted and I watched as he pointed the plane straight downward and dissapeared. HE WAS GOING TO LET US CRASH!! He just left us here with the plane speeding downwards!! I screamed and my sisters ran up to me.
“What’s goin’ on bubby? Why aw we goin’ down?” said Claire. I rolled my eyes and jumped into the pilots seat. The girls screamed as the plane started going faster downward. I pulled the wheel up slightly and it slowed down. Eventually we stopped slowly screeching to a stop on a grassy plain. We walked out, each of us shaking as we realized where we were. WE WERE IN THE LOST CITY OF GHOST’S!! Or in other words, the Ghost City. My 5 year old sister immediately took off at a run. She was already knocking hardly at a door by the time we reached her.
“Stop,Claire!! Gosh, you idiotic brat!!” I exclaimed loudly. She sniffled and began to wail loudly. Katie picked her up and told me to shut up and called me a mental butt. Grrrr. I opened the door and walked in, followed by my sisters. We stood in the middle of the room. Then the door slammed shut. “Who’s there!?” I asked. Then a voice said,
“Don’t worry - it’s only me…”
CHAPTER 3- FINDING THE MAP
“Who would be named “ME”? I mean, seriously!!” shouted Claire, who was vibrating. I told her to be quiet and I turned around, just to find myself face-to-face with THE GHOST OF THE TOWN!! Or in other words, Shawty, the irritable ghost. No one has escaped her. She was to beautiful. Except for Julia Fieldsend, who was far more beautiful than the ghost. So I didn’t stand a chance.
“H-h-h-hot-t-tie!!” I exclaimed, while drooling. Katie shoved her hands in front of my eyes. She pulled me and Claire into a closet and pulled out a wand.
“Magic, magic, in my hands, Make a wall and give us ghost-free lands!!” she exclaimed. Plastic Lego’s appeared around the wall’s and Shawty screamed in frustration. She pounded on the door.
“Uuugh!! So you’re a Caudill huh? Well, I HATE HOW YOU CAUDILL’S HAVE A MIDDLE CHILD WIZARD EVERY OTHER CAUDILL GENERATION!! UGH!!” shouted Shawty. Me and Claire stared at Katie in amazement.
“You’re a wizard!?” I shouted and she shushed me. She was concentrating. Suddenly Katie exclaimed,
“Wap-a-dee-wap!! WE NEED A MAP!!” we heard the map fall on the ground and Katie groaned. She flicked on the light. Then she said, “Help us find people, on this map, because will help us, wappity-wap!” we saw the foot prints of the ghost pacing in front of foot prints of us on the map. Katie stomped loudly and the ghost hurried in front of the door. She stood there. Katie pointed her wand, right where the ghost should have been, and shouted, “THIS GHOST SHOULD GO AWAY!! IMMEDIATELY TODAY!!” we heard Shawty scream, and that was the end of her…
CHAPTER 4- LEAVING THE GHOST TOWN
I relaxed eventually. Well, that was after an hour of screaming that the beautiful Shawty was gone. I had been driven mad by her beauty. But, while I did that, my surprisingly wizard sister fixed up the plane with a series of spells. So, she spoofed up a REAL pilot and we were off as soon as we could be. Next stop, New York city, New York. I slept the whole ride there. We jumped off and easily found our dork parents wailing (including our dad, especially) on a bench. The girls hugged them and Katie whispered to my mom about the exposure of her magic. We were so happy to be together, that my parents thought we were happy to be in New York so they had all our stuff sent here and we lived here for the rest of our life. I hated it. So, thanks for listening to the dumb story of my life……..
(But I met a lot of babe’s as a TAXI DRIVER……)
“Eeep! I’m so excited!” said my annoying sister Claire Caudill. My other little sister, the youngest of my little sisters came up and shoved me into a wall. I hit my head and shoved Katie towards the wall too. She hit the wall and collapsed crying. She wasn’t hurt at all. She was just being a dramatic BRAT. My little sisters (Katie, 11 and Claire, 5) were so annoying. I’m their older brother, Wilson and I’m 17 years old. I could hurt them but I hardly dared because they would pretend I hurt them SO bad when they would be hardly hurt at all. My parents always thought they were cute little girls who lobed hanging out together. That was half true because half the time they are super besties but the other half they hate each others guts.
Anyways, my sisters are really annoying now because their practicing for the ride to the airport and the ride on the plane. Gosh! I’m bringing my license even though I can’t bring my car because my dumb parents won’t let me. I want to bring my dang car! Gosh! But maybe I can get a job as a taxi man for a week. I’ll probably meet some babe’s that way. Gosh! I wanna kiss a babe! There so, so babish and you know, hot. Well, we just got in the car and the girls are already complaining that “The seats are hot and sticky!” and “We’re squished!” and “Can we get a car besides a European car?” Gosh! They’re so annoying. I hate my stinking life. It’s so ……. We’re at the airport and I’m preparing for the worst annoyingness of my life. My parents suddenly exclaimed,
“We’re gonna be late! The plane is scheduled for 11:30 and it’s 11:25! Run!” we kids were taken a back. By the time we stopped being dumb and realized what your weird parents said, our parents were turning a corner we ran after them. We turned the corner and my eyes searched for their jackets. THERE! I saw the back of my parents rushing toward entrance 28 to a plane. We ran on after them and handed our tickets to the –whoa- HOT plane lady. We ran on the plane and before I ran on after the girls, I grabbed the plane lady as fast as possible and kissed her lips. We went into major lip lock and before she could notice I was a gross nerd I let go and ran onto the plane. I sat down and licked my lips. The lady I sat next was hot too. Oo, entertainment. I shoved my hat on and she looked at me and said,
“Oo, entertainment.” I leaned over and we also- well, just guess what happened the rest of the plane ride….
Well, the pilot said we would be landing in 5 minutes….. when we landed, my sister’s and I ran after our parents again. And parents went into entrance 32 or 33. I couldn’t tell. I took a wild guess and ran onto entrance 32. Little did I know that this was the wrong plane…….
CHAPTER 2- THE GHOST CITY
The plane we had gotten onto was the wrong plane. I knew it as soon as I stepped on. Nobody was on it but we were taking off. We sat down and buckled up. When the pilot (with a strangely deep gruff voice) told us that we were free to move about I unbuckled. I searched the seats and found nothing. I went to see the pilot. I got there and saw a dim figure with chains. IT WAS A GHOST! I stared at him and he chinked his chains. I tried to hit him and he was cold. BECAUSE MY HAND WENT RIGHT THROUGH HIM! I gasped and he said,
“We’re landing in 2 minutes. Sit down!” I sat down in the copilots seat and crossed my arms. He grunted and I watched as he pointed the plane straight downward and dissapeared. HE WAS GOING TO LET US CRASH!! He just left us here with the plane speeding downwards!! I screamed and my sisters ran up to me.
“What’s goin’ on bubby? Why aw we goin’ down?” said Claire. I rolled my eyes and jumped into the pilots seat. The girls screamed as the plane started going faster downward. I pulled the wheel up slightly and it slowed down. Eventually we stopped slowly screeching to a stop on a grassy plain. We walked out, each of us shaking as we realized where we were. WE WERE IN THE LOST CITY OF GHOST’S!! Or in other words, the Ghost City. My 5 year old sister immediately took off at a run. She was already knocking hardly at a door by the time we reached her.
“Stop,Claire!! Gosh, you idiotic brat!!” I exclaimed loudly. She sniffled and began to wail loudly. Katie picked her up and told me to shut up and called me a mental butt. Grrrr. I opened the door and walked in, followed by my sisters. We stood in the middle of the room. Then the door slammed shut. “Who’s there!?” I asked. Then a voice said,
“Don’t worry - it’s only me…”
CHAPTER 3- FINDING THE MAP
“Who would be named “ME”? I mean, seriously!!” shouted Claire, who was vibrating. I told her to be quiet and I turned around, just to find myself face-to-face with THE GHOST OF THE TOWN!! Or in other words, Shawty, the irritable ghost. No one has escaped her. She was to beautiful. Except for Julia Fieldsend, who was far more beautiful than the ghost. So I didn’t stand a chance.
“H-h-h-hot-t-tie!!” I exclaimed, while drooling. Katie shoved her hands in front of my eyes. She pulled me and Claire into a closet and pulled out a wand.
“Magic, magic, in my hands, Make a wall and give us ghost-free lands!!” she exclaimed. Plastic Lego’s appeared around the wall’s and Shawty screamed in frustration. She pounded on the door.
“Uuugh!! So you’re a Caudill huh? Well, I HATE HOW YOU CAUDILL’S HAVE A MIDDLE CHILD WIZARD EVERY OTHER CAUDILL GENERATION!! UGH!!” shouted Shawty. Me and Claire stared at Katie in amazement.
“You’re a wizard!?” I shouted and she shushed me. She was concentrating. Suddenly Katie exclaimed,
“Wap-a-dee-wap!! WE NEED A MAP!!” we heard the map fall on the ground and Katie groaned. She flicked on the light. Then she said, “Help us find people, on this map, because will help us, wappity-wap!” we saw the foot prints of the ghost pacing in front of foot prints of us on the map. Katie stomped loudly and the ghost hurried in front of the door. She stood there. Katie pointed her wand, right where the ghost should have been, and shouted, “THIS GHOST SHOULD GO AWAY!! IMMEDIATELY TODAY!!” we heard Shawty scream, and that was the end of her…
CHAPTER 4- LEAVING THE GHOST TOWN
I relaxed eventually. Well, that was after an hour of screaming that the beautiful Shawty was gone. I had been driven mad by her beauty. But, while I did that, my surprisingly wizard sister fixed up the plane with a series of spells. So, she spoofed up a REAL pilot and we were off as soon as we could be. Next stop, New York city, New York. I slept the whole ride there. We jumped off and easily found our dork parents wailing (including our dad, especially) on a bench. The girls hugged them and Katie whispered to my mom about the exposure of her magic. We were so happy to be together, that my parents thought we were happy to be in New York so they had all our stuff sent here and we lived here for the rest of our life. I hated it. So, thanks for listening to the dumb story of my life……..
(But I met a lot of babe’s as a TAXI DRIVER……)
More Random Poems pt. 2
Here are some more of the Poems Written using lines other students came up with. The lines from other students are in bold.
TIGER TALK
Haley’s line
The tiger won’t talk.
Not around the clock.
It’s bound.
To make sound.
Sometime soon.
Please make some tune.
Oh please make a sound.
You’re as quiet as a hound.
Well it just roared.
He wasn’t ignored.
That was so loud.
It was heard by momma cloud.
Please, no more sound.
CURIOUS QUESTIONS
Clara’s line
What is day?
I’ll find out in anyway?
Are the clouds gray?
Will you please pay?
Is that a buffet?
Or is it a café’?
Will you just give me food; no delay?!?
SIMILAR THINGS
Kasey’s line
Polka dotted or simply spotted?
Small or little?
Soft or silky?
Run or dash?
Hold or cling?
Jump or bounce?
Smile or grin?
Create or make?
Wet or moist?
Weak or wimpy?
Mini or short?
Dull or limp?
Soppy or soggy?
PLEASE PICK!
SNEEZER AND WHEEZER
Emily’s line
Hi I’m Sneezer!
I’m Wheezer!
Wheeze!
Goes sneezer
Sneeze!
Goes wheezer.
Come on human!
Sneeze!
And wheeze!
Mwa-ha.
I sneezed loudly.
I wheezed loudly.
They win.
THE HAMBURGER PARTS LIFES
Margaret’s line
HERE IS THE LIFE OF THE FOOD IN HAMBURGERS:
Lettuce will sing and dance.
Pickles and ketchup will live in harmony
On the brown patty that is life.
The mustard will sit lonely under the lettuce’s big butt.
Live happy, hamburgers, live happy.
TEXTURE OF ANIMALS
Jahnavi’s line
Oh, why are cats spiky?
Oh, why are dogs furry?
Oh, why are turtles hard?
Oh, why are alligators bumpy?
These are the questions I will ponder til’ you tell me the answer.
COLORS
Karlee’s line
Red,
Yellow,
Green,
Blue,
Purple,
Teal,
Gray,
Black,
TIE-DYE
RAINING TODAY
Maggie’s line
The rain dropped silently,
On the hard cement,
Causing a splash,
And causing a child to look,
Up to the sky,
When rain dropped in his eye,
And he started to cry,
The water out of his eye,
And he ate pie,
Then said OH MY,
And looked at the sky,
And pie fell in his eye.
DIAMONDS
Kelsey’s line
Diamonds
Glistening ever so slightly
Clear
Shiny so bright
EXPENSIVE
To die for
GIRLY-GIRLS best friend
A poor beggar’s happiness.
A diamond.
TERRORIST ATTACK
Marissa’s line
AAAAAH!
Everybody screamed!
They shouted in many different languages!
Chinese! Japanese! English!
People ran for cover as the bombs dropped to the ground!
How could someone plan a terrorist attack on the Great Wall of China!
Here comes a bomb!
AAAAAAAAH!!
I made it!
Better climb under ground!
Somebody pushed me!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Still alive…. Almost sleeping…..
I’m gone.
TIGER TALK
Haley’s line
The tiger won’t talk.
Not around the clock.
It’s bound.
To make sound.
Sometime soon.
Please make some tune.
Oh please make a sound.
You’re as quiet as a hound.
Well it just roared.
He wasn’t ignored.
That was so loud.
It was heard by momma cloud.
Please, no more sound.
CURIOUS QUESTIONS
Clara’s line
What is day?
I’ll find out in anyway?
Are the clouds gray?
Will you please pay?
Is that a buffet?
Or is it a café’?
Will you just give me food; no delay?!?
SIMILAR THINGS
Kasey’s line
Polka dotted or simply spotted?
Small or little?
Soft or silky?
Run or dash?
Hold or cling?
Jump or bounce?
Smile or grin?
Create or make?
Wet or moist?
Weak or wimpy?
Mini or short?
Dull or limp?
Soppy or soggy?
PLEASE PICK!
SNEEZER AND WHEEZER
Emily’s line
Hi I’m Sneezer!
I’m Wheezer!
Wheeze!
Goes sneezer
Sneeze!
Goes wheezer.
Come on human!
Sneeze!
And wheeze!
Mwa-ha.
I sneezed loudly.
I wheezed loudly.
They win.
THE HAMBURGER PARTS LIFES
Margaret’s line
HERE IS THE LIFE OF THE FOOD IN HAMBURGERS:
Lettuce will sing and dance.
Pickles and ketchup will live in harmony
On the brown patty that is life.
The mustard will sit lonely under the lettuce’s big butt.
Live happy, hamburgers, live happy.
TEXTURE OF ANIMALS
Jahnavi’s line
Oh, why are cats spiky?
Oh, why are dogs furry?
Oh, why are turtles hard?
Oh, why are alligators bumpy?
These are the questions I will ponder til’ you tell me the answer.
COLORS
Karlee’s line
Red,
Yellow,
Green,
Blue,
Purple,
Teal,
Gray,
Black,
TIE-DYE
RAINING TODAY
Maggie’s line
The rain dropped silently,
On the hard cement,
Causing a splash,
And causing a child to look,
Up to the sky,
When rain dropped in his eye,
And he started to cry,
The water out of his eye,
And he ate pie,
Then said OH MY,
And looked at the sky,
And pie fell in his eye.
DIAMONDS
Kelsey’s line
Diamonds
Glistening ever so slightly
Clear
Shiny so bright
EXPENSIVE
To die for
GIRLY-GIRLS best friend
A poor beggar’s happiness.
A diamond.
TERRORIST ATTACK
Marissa’s line
AAAAAH!
Everybody screamed!
They shouted in many different languages!
Chinese! Japanese! English!
People ran for cover as the bombs dropped to the ground!
How could someone plan a terrorist attack on the Great Wall of China!
Here comes a bomb!
AAAAAAAAH!!
I made it!
Better climb under ground!
Somebody pushed me!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Still alive…. Almost sleeping…..
I’m gone.
Random Poems pt. 1
Each student was to come up with one origianl random line. Then the students were instructed to write a poem based an the line they chose. In each poem, the line that is in bold is the line another student came up with. Each poem is unique to the way the students' interpreted the random line.
Here are some of the Poems Waveney made up with the lines she chose.
THE LIVING _____
Colin’s line
They are very much alive.
They sway and dance to me.
They ask me to climb them.
They ask you too.
They cheer when I agree.
They try to hold still while I climb.
The wind whipped my face at the top.
They tell me they told it to.
They dance while I laugh.
They want you to answer.
They want you to climb.
And they want you to enjoy life.
(THEY ARE TREES)
STUBBORN
Katrin’s line
I had to babysit him.
Me, of all people.
Why couldn’t Francis do it?
He was the older one.
I even asked mom that question.
She ignored me.
Of course.
So here I am.
Stuck here with him.
Trying to make that 4 yr old laugh.
Whatever I tried to do
He wouldn’t budge an inch.
I tried to hula-hoop.
I fell.
I tried to get him to jump-rope.
He skinned his knee.
And he cried.
I got a band-aid.
And tried TV.
He fell asleep.
I thought he liked SpongeBob!!
He didn’t.
Finally, I nearly gave up.
Then he mumbled something.
An eight letter sentence.
It sounded like “zit cream”
Then he said it again.
It was ice cream.
I broke my hand in order to quickly get ice cream and some water.
I threw the water on him.
He ate the ice cream.
And then mom got home.
SO UNEVENTFUL.
REALLY RANDOM
Margaret’s line
How early can you be late?
It’s time to bake your cake.
Go pick a dandelion.
Oh darn a bug, I’m cryin’.
Go catch and eagle.
Boy, do I like beagles.
Middle school kids outside.
Come on, I want to ride.
Eat a big fat pie.
Don’t say a big mean lie.
FOOD AND GRASS
Avery’s line
Oh, food, food, food.
I am hungry!!
Give me some pancakes!!
The grass is green;
I WANT SOME PIE.
Gimme, gimme!!
Oo, lollipops.
Bubblegum!!
Tootsie Rolls!
Oh, no.
You don’t know the best!!
It’s called…..
BACON!!!
QUOTES FROM AUTHORS OF 39 CLUES AND NATHAN
Nathan’s line
Death is not for the soul, but for the body, and the heart.
-Nathan
Wouldn’t. Think. About. Ian.
-Jude Watson
Ask me, I’m a cow expert.
-Gordon Korman
GRRRROCK; Ian’s knee’s buckled.
-Peter Lerangis
If bringing down the wall would require you to fly, you must believe you can fly.
-Patrick Carman
911
My line
“Psshh! All police to 3/5 bank! I repeat! All forces to 3/5 bank!!
A bank robber at 3/5 bank! Go, go, go!!”
That was chief police.
All police cars made their way there.
They got there and were told,
“Sorry he left what he stole and ran off, clutching his leg!”
By the manager.
They went to the video cameras.
They watched in the video as the bank robber took the money.
Then ran off.
Then tripped on the steps and broke his leg in front.
Then dropped the money.
Then hopped into a car and drove away.
“Hmmph. The clumsy bank robber.”
The chief said.
Two cars chased after the robbers car.
One stayed and calmed everyone down.
The other 17 went back to the station to watch TV and eat donuts.
Well, happy day!
Here are some of the Poems Waveney made up with the lines she chose.
THE LIVING _____
Colin’s line
They are very much alive.
They sway and dance to me.
They ask me to climb them.
They ask you too.
They cheer when I agree.
They try to hold still while I climb.
The wind whipped my face at the top.
They tell me they told it to.
They dance while I laugh.
They want you to answer.
They want you to climb.
And they want you to enjoy life.
(THEY ARE TREES)
STUBBORN
Katrin’s line
I had to babysit him.
Me, of all people.
Why couldn’t Francis do it?
He was the older one.
I even asked mom that question.
She ignored me.
Of course.
So here I am.
Stuck here with him.
Trying to make that 4 yr old laugh.
Whatever I tried to do
He wouldn’t budge an inch.
I tried to hula-hoop.
I fell.
I tried to get him to jump-rope.
He skinned his knee.
And he cried.
I got a band-aid.
And tried TV.
He fell asleep.
I thought he liked SpongeBob!!
He didn’t.
Finally, I nearly gave up.
Then he mumbled something.
An eight letter sentence.
It sounded like “zit cream”
Then he said it again.
It was ice cream.
I broke my hand in order to quickly get ice cream and some water.
I threw the water on him.
He ate the ice cream.
And then mom got home.
SO UNEVENTFUL.
REALLY RANDOM
Margaret’s line
How early can you be late?
It’s time to bake your cake.
Go pick a dandelion.
Oh darn a bug, I’m cryin’.
Go catch and eagle.
Boy, do I like beagles.
Middle school kids outside.
Come on, I want to ride.
Eat a big fat pie.
Don’t say a big mean lie.
FOOD AND GRASS
Avery’s line
Oh, food, food, food.
I am hungry!!
Give me some pancakes!!
The grass is green;
I WANT SOME PIE.
Gimme, gimme!!
Oo, lollipops.
Bubblegum!!
Tootsie Rolls!
Oh, no.
You don’t know the best!!
It’s called…..
BACON!!!
QUOTES FROM AUTHORS OF 39 CLUES AND NATHAN
Nathan’s line
Death is not for the soul, but for the body, and the heart.
-Nathan
Wouldn’t. Think. About. Ian.
-Jude Watson
Ask me, I’m a cow expert.
-Gordon Korman
GRRRROCK; Ian’s knee’s buckled.
-Peter Lerangis
If bringing down the wall would require you to fly, you must believe you can fly.
-Patrick Carman
911
My line
“Psshh! All police to 3/5 bank! I repeat! All forces to 3/5 bank!!
A bank robber at 3/5 bank! Go, go, go!!”
That was chief police.
All police cars made their way there.
They got there and were told,
“Sorry he left what he stole and ran off, clutching his leg!”
By the manager.
They went to the video cameras.
They watched in the video as the bank robber took the money.
Then ran off.
Then tripped on the steps and broke his leg in front.
Then dropped the money.
Then hopped into a car and drove away.
“Hmmph. The clumsy bank robber.”
The chief said.
Two cars chased after the robbers car.
One stayed and calmed everyone down.
The other 17 went back to the station to watch TV and eat donuts.
Well, happy day!
January 30, 2010
Different Emotions
I smile,
I frown
I look up and then down.
I squint,
I wiggle,
I grab a paper and squiggle.
I laugh,
I cry,
I devour a pie.
I whisper,
I scream,
I squeal at a limousine.
I TYPE!
I frown
I look up and then down.
I squint,
I wiggle,
I grab a paper and squiggle.
I laugh,
I cry,
I devour a pie.
I whisper,
I scream,
I squeal at a limousine.
I TYPE!
My Pistacios
My pistachios are very good,
I happen to like them a lot.
They’re green and purple and tan,
And my desire to eat them was for naught.
If you ate pistachios too,
I am sure that you would agree.
For they dance across your taste buds,
And you happily start to sing.
Everyone likes pistachios,
I don’t know one soul who doesn’t.
They’re the best I’m sure you agree,
You can eat them for no one says that you musn’t.
I happen to like them a lot.
They’re green and purple and tan,
And my desire to eat them was for naught.
If you ate pistachios too,
I am sure that you would agree.
For they dance across your taste buds,
And you happily start to sing.
Everyone likes pistachios,
I don’t know one soul who doesn’t.
They’re the best I’m sure you agree,
You can eat them for no one says that you musn’t.
My Lonely Old Friend
Her name is Raquel.
I saw her everyday.
She promised she’d never move.
She did.
Her new home is in heaven.
I miss her with my whole heart.
But I always visit her in dreams.
And she sends me mind messages at school.
I always make sure to reply.
Sincere and truthfully.
I didn’t cry at her funeral.
She would’ve wanted me to be happy.
But she asked I come to her,
When she took her last breath.
I saw her everyday.
She promised she’d never move.
She did.
Her new home is in heaven.
I miss her with my whole heart.
But I always visit her in dreams.
And she sends me mind messages at school.
I always make sure to reply.
Sincere and truthfully.
I didn’t cry at her funeral.
She would’ve wanted me to be happy.
But she asked I come to her,
When she took her last breath.
Lost Teens
Chapter 1
“Come on Kameron! Let’s go to the carnival!” shouted Linnie Cushflin to her boyfriend, Kameron Siycuttle. They were both 17 and they loved adventure. Kameron didn’t really want to go to the Mayor Kernlefiz carnival because he didn’t really think there would be any adventure. They were walking to it by moonlight because there had already been the time change and it was 6 o’clock.
“I’m coming, I’m coming.” Kameron said in a boring voice as he walked out of the living room the front door where Linnie was waiting and held her hand.
“Do you wanna run instead of walking there? It would be more fun.” Linnie asked. Kameron nodded and Linnie took off. She was half way there and Kameron was far behind. “AAAAH! HELP!!!!” Linnie shouted as she fell down a sewer hole. Kameron started running as fast as he could and he quickly fell down the sewer hole behind her since it was disguised. They screamed in terror. All of a sudden Kameron heard a loud, “THUMP”. And a painful whine.
“Owwwwwwwww. Kameron help. Please.” Said the sad voice of Linnie.
“Linnie!” Kameron shouted. Then he hit the hard floor. “ooooooooo.” He said along with a sickening, “Linnie, are you okay?”
“I think so. I’m standing by now but you just landed on my foot.” Linnie whispered in fright.
“Oh. Sorry. Here, I’m gonna try to stand too.” Kameron said. He was half way up when-
“AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!” Linnie’s little brother shouted as he fell down the disguised hole after he secretly spied on Kameron and Linnie. He landed on Kameron with a hard, “Uuuuuuuuh.” And Kameron’s head was apparently the target of Bryce’s stomach. It was very odd looking obviously because Linnie burst out laughing but then got mad because now her little brother, Bryce was dragged into this whole mess too. “I think your boyfriend’s stupid head just knocked the breath out of me.” Bruce managed to get out, gasping at the same time. Bruce was 11 and he thought girls let alone LOVE was stupid.
“We have to get out of here or else we’ll DIE of starvingness!” Linnie said exasperating very much because there were a lot of fresh fish in the sewer hole from when the water used to run through the sewer. “Look fish bones! We can use them to dig through the dirt walls!” Linnie exclaimed. She grabbed a huge bone and jabbed the dirt wall with it. When she jabbed the wall it made a huge hole! “Come on! Dig!” Linnie shouted. The boys picked up gigantic bones and jabbed the wall like Linnie. They had already dug fifteen feet into the wall!! Linnie stepped in and walked through. All of a sudden--- “Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Kameron!! Hellllllllllppp!!!!!!” Linnie yelled. She was falling down another hole!
Chapter 2
“Linnie!! Wait up!!” shouted Kameron to his girlfriend, Linnie, as she fell down a deep hole. He caught up to the hole she fell down. He kneeled by the edge of the hole and was about to shout to Linnie when…..
“Jump down the hole, butt face!! My sister just fell down there and I wanna get to her!!!!!!” Bryce exclaimed at the top of his lungs, followed by shoving Kameron down the deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep hole.
“Bryce you stupid dumb wad!!” shouted Kameron to Bryce in fury, while tumbling down the muddy hole. Bryce jumped down behind Kameron and shouted really loud. “Linnie! Watch out, I’m falling since your stupid brother pushed me!!” Kameron shouted for Linnie’s ears.
“I’m not stupid you idiot, you are!” shouted Bryce as he fell to the same spot as Kameron since he had the bone still, and on the way passing Kameron he hit Kameron on the head really hard with the bone so that Kameron passed out for the whole rest of the way down. Both boys landed with a thump, Kameron falling on Bryce who was halfway up.
“UUUUGH!!!” Bryce shouted in pain as the boys fell into piles again. Linnie was up and standing with hands on hips.
“Come on boys, look where we are already! There’s an ocean with magenta water and we’re sitting on lime green sand!! Plus the sun is blue and the tree’s are neon yellow. Every thing is so weird here!” Linnie pointed out. Her auburn hair was very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very raffled and her closed looked worn she was holding the bone still just like her brother since they were so much alike. Their hair, eyes, actions, and skin color,= were practically identical. The only difference was the gender. But Kameron's eyes where a blinding beautiful blue, his hair a stylish blonde, and he was the hottest jock in school and Linnie was the hottest cheerleader imagined. The boys were up by now since I’ve been going on about looks but anyways, I’m getting carried away again.
“Let’s split up. Bryce get wood for the fire, Linnie, please make hammocks, and I’ll find food.” Kameron directed.
“I think we have bigger problems Kammybun, LOOOOOK!!”
Chapter 3
“It’s the Burinacooshus!! I read about in a book!! It was in the land of mystericause! I think that’s where we are!!” Linnie exclaimed. Then she noticed that Kameron didn’t have a bone anymore. “Kammybuns! Where’s your bone?!” she shouted to him.
“I left it up there when you fell down the hole! I would’ve gotten it before I jumped but I never jumped. Your stupid brother pushed me!” Kameron replied.
“Okay first of all, my brother is NOT stupid, 2nd of all, Bryce, don’t push him, and 3rd of all, you should’ve held the bone, and just jumped straight away! BUT THE BEAST IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU KAMMYBUNS!!!!” Linnie shouted and raised the bone.
“Die you stupid Burinacooshus!!” Kameron said, picking up a GINORMOUS fish bone, and stabbing the beat in the stomach with a sharp end. It bled snowy-white blood and collapsed. “Well that’s over with. Now as I said, Bryce, get wood for fire, Linnie please make some hammocks, and I’ll find food. There’s no beast is there?” Kameron directed. Linnie shook her head and started to gather some baby-blue, huge nets that were stranded across the beach and Bryce ran into the woods for wood. He took the bone. As for Kameron, he grabbed the beast by one of its ears and dragged it out some more. He took the fish bones, and started to slice up the beast. It was very light, with no blood in it but it had enough meat to last a few months. He would take a bit for dinner and burn it over the fire when Bryce came back. He just hoped they would finally make it out of this. “Hey Linnie, to save net and energy, you could only make 2 and we could share one.” Kameron suggested to Linnie.
“I think I’ll make 2, but me and Bryce will share one. I’m NOT going to snuggle with you.” Linnie replied. Kameron was about to respond when there was a shrill scream louder than either had ever heard before. IT WAS BRYCE!! “BRYCE!!” Linnie exclaimed as she ran towards the woods. Kameron hesitated, and ran behind her….
smiling.
Chapter 4
You are most likely wondering why Kameron was smiling about Bryce screaming very shrill-like. Well get to learn patience because you won’t find out just yet.
“Wait up Linnie!” Kameron shouted as he ran after Linnie. She loved her brother so, but Kameron hated him. Kameron was acting again and was no longer smiling. Linnie was really fast right now though. He was gasping for air and Linnie finally stopped when she got to the site of her brother lying unconscious on the floor and another Burinacooshus, 15 times bigger than the other though. There was fire wood all around Bryce since Bryce dropped them after the Burinacooshus shot him with his tongue, which has a liquid that goes through skin, making the victim pass out. Linnie grabbed a huge stick and ran towards the momma Burinacooshus. It shot her with its tongue and she fell down like a dumb puppet. “Good job my little Kurekee. You’ve gotten rid of them. Sorry about your son. I needed to act well. (sigh) I love being a spy. It makes life so adventurous…. Anyways, here’s a treat. I’m gonna go back through the portal. I’ll make sure you have enough supplies to last a year or two. Then your on your own.” Kameron said.
Makes a little more sense doesn’t it... Hang in there.
Kameron walked back to the beach and pressed a certain hole on a rock. It was a secret button. A portal tube appearred and Kameron stepped in it and buckled in the bean-bag chair. It zoomed around until Kameron’s portal jerked to a stop. He unbuckled, and stepped out of the portal.
“Ah, you’ve come at last… good work. My men are putting on their Uglog costumes to capture the Cushflins when they awaken. Your dream party room is made. Go relax. You really have done well.” Said Kameron’s boss, Kerionacluggshenomkinlekfrefle, also known as Keri. He hired Kameron as a spy with promises of a dream party room. He was a rich and wonderful man. He was loved by many people and he gave compliments to all staff. “Everything is going as planned…. Mwa-ha-ha-ha, mwa-ha-ha-ha, mwa-hahahaha..
Chapter 5
What?! Kameron’s a spy? Seriously? OMG! What is going on!?
Yes, I just guessed your thoughts…. But if you wanna find out what I’m talking about then read on peoples …. Read on…..
“Uuuh” Bryce moaned as he woke up. The only thing he remembered was screaming at the site of a Burinacooshus and then being shot by a thin, but super long tongue and passing out. He got up, without looking around him. He walked over to his sister and woke her up. She stood up and looked around herself. She gasped and scared Bryce half to death. Her eyebrows narrowed and she mumbled to herself,
“Just as I thought.” Then said to Bryce, “Grab a stick and guard yourself. I thought Kameron was a spy. Evidently I was right. He’s with Keri!” Surrounded by Bryce and Linnie were the “Uglogs” and the Burinacooshus in its cage! They had weird giant masks with indianish carvings and they were almost naked with little scraps of leather covering them. “Okay, let’s use what we learned.” The siblings said in unison. They did all these really cool kung fu moves and knocked all the Uglogs out, then Linnie moved in for the kill on the Burinacooshus. She reached in her pocket and pulled out a jagged knife, stabbing the beast. They started walking back to their portal and Linnie said, “Well, that’s over with at least. I knew Kameron was a spy but I had no idea he was any good or even knew that we were totally and completely an evil family with your parents not being tourists in Egypt, but the world’s evilest people, Quirlen, and Quirlennette. Whoa, shocker.”
She smiled and used her portal to the evil lair with Bryce.
Chapter 6
Okay. I admit. This probably makes the least amount of sense in this WHOLE entire world. Well, don’t worry psychos; it’ll all be cleared up soon. Well at least most of it. There MIGHT be a few more turns.
“Wow! Keri is so nice! When you ask for something, this man so totally goes to extremes! I love this place!” Kameron said as he stood, admiring his own AMAZING super- fun-place-that-has-the-amazing-things-EVER, when he got a call on his cell-phone. He checked his phone and realized it was his new spy partner, Kluckoe. Kluckoe is such a weirdo but like the best spy that Kameron had ever met at the same time. “Hello?” Kameron said as he answered his phone.
“Hey, this is Kameron right? If it is this is Kluckoe. Okay, this an emergency so I’m just gonna assume that it’s you. Well, anyways, the problem is that even though you just got to your big world of awesomeness or whatever it is, you HAVE to do this mission. The Cushflin’s have easily escaped the Uglogs with AMAZING strength and gone to their own lab that their parents made for them. WE have to get to them before they blow up the whole USA and head for China!” said Kluckoe REALLY fast as he got into his Super-Blooper flying car machine to head to Kameron’s spot. Without waiting for a response from Kameron he continued, “I’m in my Super-Blooper and I’m about to leave to get you, and try to be ready to go by the time I get there. Thanks!” Kluckoe hung up and Kameron started gathering the things he dropped on the floor in amazement (he was used to this from Kluckoe.). He had only picked up his phone when there was a knock at the door. Kameron had forgot how fast the Super-Blooper was so he pressed a button on his pocket instead of gathering up all his AWESOME gadgets and all his stuff flew into his pocket. He slipped his jacket on and jumped in the car outside. “Well be there in about 5 seconds, don’t worry.” Kluckoe said. Kluckoe floored the accelerator as Kameron counted to 5, and then Kameron looked up. In front of them was a small shack. The boys jumped out and opened the shack door and walked in. They blinked 3 times and then looked around themselves. They were in the middle of a really cool evil lab. Across from them, Linnie and Bryce were getting out of the portal. Linnie smiled and said,
“Hello Kameron.”
“Hi Linnie.” Said Kameron.
Chapter 7
Okay, here are your thoughts: “Okay, Super-Blooper? Where in the world did you make that up you bozo?” WELL, I got the idea from Mario-Kart, when my brother earned us a new car on the grand prix, but anyways, on with the story……
“How did you know that I was here Kameron?” Linnie asked as she stood in the middle of her and Bryce Cushflin’s evil lair. Their parents were evil people and they were evil too.
“It’s obvious isn’t it? My partner here is named Kluckoe and he told about it. We have camera’s on light poles, camera’s in here, camera’s in your portal, and even camera’s on the “mysterious island”. Kluckoe called me and picked me up in his VUPER DUPER DEE LUPER fast Super-Blooper.” Kameron said, smirking.
“Well, I guess to finish this it will be a fight to the DEATH. Get your weapon already slowpoke.” Linnie replied, pulling out her sword.
“You only think I’m slow, Lardo.” Replied Kameron, pulling out his light saber that can change form to any type of weapon from machine-gun to sling-shot. Linnie didn’t know it could do that. It was pretty cool. They did all these really cool moves here and there and well, basically everywhere, until Kameron had a super-spiked club held to her chest on the floor.
“Okay, you win Kameron, now let me go and I’ll come to the good side.” pleaded Linnie.
“I think I’ve learned my lesson about trusting you Linnie.” Replied Kameron, and with that, Kameron slammed her in the chest with the super-spiked club and she fell down dead. Kameron stood up and saw Bryce standing there, horror-struck, and then watched as Bryce screamed like a little girl and jumped in the portal and went back to the island. Kameron slammed the portal with the super-spiked club and destroyed the whole thing so Bryce would be trapped. Then the whole book about the trouble with the evil kids is over.
THE END
WAIT! WAIT!
We will now reveal the pictures of Linnie, Bryce, Kameron, and Kluckoe in the order written! Keep reading to look at their picture!!!
“Come on Kameron! Let’s go to the carnival!” shouted Linnie Cushflin to her boyfriend, Kameron Siycuttle. They were both 17 and they loved adventure. Kameron didn’t really want to go to the Mayor Kernlefiz carnival because he didn’t really think there would be any adventure. They were walking to it by moonlight because there had already been the time change and it was 6 o’clock.
“I’m coming, I’m coming.” Kameron said in a boring voice as he walked out of the living room the front door where Linnie was waiting and held her hand.
“Do you wanna run instead of walking there? It would be more fun.” Linnie asked. Kameron nodded and Linnie took off. She was half way there and Kameron was far behind. “AAAAH! HELP!!!!” Linnie shouted as she fell down a sewer hole. Kameron started running as fast as he could and he quickly fell down the sewer hole behind her since it was disguised. They screamed in terror. All of a sudden Kameron heard a loud, “THUMP”. And a painful whine.
“Owwwwwwwww. Kameron help. Please.” Said the sad voice of Linnie.
“Linnie!” Kameron shouted. Then he hit the hard floor. “ooooooooo.” He said along with a sickening, “Linnie, are you okay?”
“I think so. I’m standing by now but you just landed on my foot.” Linnie whispered in fright.
“Oh. Sorry. Here, I’m gonna try to stand too.” Kameron said. He was half way up when-
“AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!” Linnie’s little brother shouted as he fell down the disguised hole after he secretly spied on Kameron and Linnie. He landed on Kameron with a hard, “Uuuuuuuuh.” And Kameron’s head was apparently the target of Bryce’s stomach. It was very odd looking obviously because Linnie burst out laughing but then got mad because now her little brother, Bryce was dragged into this whole mess too. “I think your boyfriend’s stupid head just knocked the breath out of me.” Bruce managed to get out, gasping at the same time. Bruce was 11 and he thought girls let alone LOVE was stupid.
“We have to get out of here or else we’ll DIE of starvingness!” Linnie said exasperating very much because there were a lot of fresh fish in the sewer hole from when the water used to run through the sewer. “Look fish bones! We can use them to dig through the dirt walls!” Linnie exclaimed. She grabbed a huge bone and jabbed the dirt wall with it. When she jabbed the wall it made a huge hole! “Come on! Dig!” Linnie shouted. The boys picked up gigantic bones and jabbed the wall like Linnie. They had already dug fifteen feet into the wall!! Linnie stepped in and walked through. All of a sudden--- “Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Kameron!! Hellllllllllppp!!!!!!” Linnie yelled. She was falling down another hole!
Chapter 2
“Linnie!! Wait up!!” shouted Kameron to his girlfriend, Linnie, as she fell down a deep hole. He caught up to the hole she fell down. He kneeled by the edge of the hole and was about to shout to Linnie when…..
“Jump down the hole, butt face!! My sister just fell down there and I wanna get to her!!!!!!” Bryce exclaimed at the top of his lungs, followed by shoving Kameron down the deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep hole.
“Bryce you stupid dumb wad!!” shouted Kameron to Bryce in fury, while tumbling down the muddy hole. Bryce jumped down behind Kameron and shouted really loud. “Linnie! Watch out, I’m falling since your stupid brother pushed me!!” Kameron shouted for Linnie’s ears.
“I’m not stupid you idiot, you are!” shouted Bryce as he fell to the same spot as Kameron since he had the bone still, and on the way passing Kameron he hit Kameron on the head really hard with the bone so that Kameron passed out for the whole rest of the way down. Both boys landed with a thump, Kameron falling on Bryce who was halfway up.
“UUUUGH!!!” Bryce shouted in pain as the boys fell into piles again. Linnie was up and standing with hands on hips.
“Come on boys, look where we are already! There’s an ocean with magenta water and we’re sitting on lime green sand!! Plus the sun is blue and the tree’s are neon yellow. Every thing is so weird here!” Linnie pointed out. Her auburn hair was very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very raffled and her closed looked worn she was holding the bone still just like her brother since they were so much alike. Their hair, eyes, actions, and skin color,= were practically identical. The only difference was the gender. But Kameron's eyes where a blinding beautiful blue, his hair a stylish blonde, and he was the hottest jock in school and Linnie was the hottest cheerleader imagined. The boys were up by now since I’ve been going on about looks but anyways, I’m getting carried away again.
“Let’s split up. Bryce get wood for the fire, Linnie, please make hammocks, and I’ll find food.” Kameron directed.
“I think we have bigger problems Kammybun, LOOOOOK!!”
Chapter 3
“It’s the Burinacooshus!! I read about in a book!! It was in the land of mystericause! I think that’s where we are!!” Linnie exclaimed. Then she noticed that Kameron didn’t have a bone anymore. “Kammybuns! Where’s your bone?!” she shouted to him.
“I left it up there when you fell down the hole! I would’ve gotten it before I jumped but I never jumped. Your stupid brother pushed me!” Kameron replied.
“Okay first of all, my brother is NOT stupid, 2nd of all, Bryce, don’t push him, and 3rd of all, you should’ve held the bone, and just jumped straight away! BUT THE BEAST IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU KAMMYBUNS!!!!” Linnie shouted and raised the bone.
“Die you stupid Burinacooshus!!” Kameron said, picking up a GINORMOUS fish bone, and stabbing the beat in the stomach with a sharp end. It bled snowy-white blood and collapsed. “Well that’s over with. Now as I said, Bryce, get wood for fire, Linnie please make some hammocks, and I’ll find food. There’s no beast is there?” Kameron directed. Linnie shook her head and started to gather some baby-blue, huge nets that were stranded across the beach and Bryce ran into the woods for wood. He took the bone. As for Kameron, he grabbed the beast by one of its ears and dragged it out some more. He took the fish bones, and started to slice up the beast. It was very light, with no blood in it but it had enough meat to last a few months. He would take a bit for dinner and burn it over the fire when Bryce came back. He just hoped they would finally make it out of this. “Hey Linnie, to save net and energy, you could only make 2 and we could share one.” Kameron suggested to Linnie.
“I think I’ll make 2, but me and Bryce will share one. I’m NOT going to snuggle with you.” Linnie replied. Kameron was about to respond when there was a shrill scream louder than either had ever heard before. IT WAS BRYCE!! “BRYCE!!” Linnie exclaimed as she ran towards the woods. Kameron hesitated, and ran behind her….
smiling.
Chapter 4
You are most likely wondering why Kameron was smiling about Bryce screaming very shrill-like. Well get to learn patience because you won’t find out just yet.
“Wait up Linnie!” Kameron shouted as he ran after Linnie. She loved her brother so, but Kameron hated him. Kameron was acting again and was no longer smiling. Linnie was really fast right now though. He was gasping for air and Linnie finally stopped when she got to the site of her brother lying unconscious on the floor and another Burinacooshus, 15 times bigger than the other though. There was fire wood all around Bryce since Bryce dropped them after the Burinacooshus shot him with his tongue, which has a liquid that goes through skin, making the victim pass out. Linnie grabbed a huge stick and ran towards the momma Burinacooshus. It shot her with its tongue and she fell down like a dumb puppet. “Good job my little Kurekee. You’ve gotten rid of them. Sorry about your son. I needed to act well. (sigh) I love being a spy. It makes life so adventurous…. Anyways, here’s a treat. I’m gonna go back through the portal. I’ll make sure you have enough supplies to last a year or two. Then your on your own.” Kameron said.
Makes a little more sense doesn’t it... Hang in there.
Kameron walked back to the beach and pressed a certain hole on a rock. It was a secret button. A portal tube appearred and Kameron stepped in it and buckled in the bean-bag chair. It zoomed around until Kameron’s portal jerked to a stop. He unbuckled, and stepped out of the portal.
“Ah, you’ve come at last… good work. My men are putting on their Uglog costumes to capture the Cushflins when they awaken. Your dream party room is made. Go relax. You really have done well.” Said Kameron’s boss, Kerionacluggshenomkinlekfrefle, also known as Keri. He hired Kameron as a spy with promises of a dream party room. He was a rich and wonderful man. He was loved by many people and he gave compliments to all staff. “Everything is going as planned…. Mwa-ha-ha-ha, mwa-ha-ha-ha, mwa-hahahaha..
Chapter 5
What?! Kameron’s a spy? Seriously? OMG! What is going on!?
Yes, I just guessed your thoughts…. But if you wanna find out what I’m talking about then read on peoples …. Read on…..
“Uuuh” Bryce moaned as he woke up. The only thing he remembered was screaming at the site of a Burinacooshus and then being shot by a thin, but super long tongue and passing out. He got up, without looking around him. He walked over to his sister and woke her up. She stood up and looked around herself. She gasped and scared Bryce half to death. Her eyebrows narrowed and she mumbled to herself,
“Just as I thought.” Then said to Bryce, “Grab a stick and guard yourself. I thought Kameron was a spy. Evidently I was right. He’s with Keri!” Surrounded by Bryce and Linnie were the “Uglogs” and the Burinacooshus in its cage! They had weird giant masks with indianish carvings and they were almost naked with little scraps of leather covering them. “Okay, let’s use what we learned.” The siblings said in unison. They did all these really cool kung fu moves and knocked all the Uglogs out, then Linnie moved in for the kill on the Burinacooshus. She reached in her pocket and pulled out a jagged knife, stabbing the beast. They started walking back to their portal and Linnie said, “Well, that’s over with at least. I knew Kameron was a spy but I had no idea he was any good or even knew that we were totally and completely an evil family with your parents not being tourists in Egypt, but the world’s evilest people, Quirlen, and Quirlennette. Whoa, shocker.”
She smiled and used her portal to the evil lair with Bryce.
Chapter 6
Okay. I admit. This probably makes the least amount of sense in this WHOLE entire world. Well, don’t worry psychos; it’ll all be cleared up soon. Well at least most of it. There MIGHT be a few more turns.
“Wow! Keri is so nice! When you ask for something, this man so totally goes to extremes! I love this place!” Kameron said as he stood, admiring his own AMAZING super- fun-place-that-has-the-amazing-things-EVER, when he got a call on his cell-phone. He checked his phone and realized it was his new spy partner, Kluckoe. Kluckoe is such a weirdo but like the best spy that Kameron had ever met at the same time. “Hello?” Kameron said as he answered his phone.
“Hey, this is Kameron right? If it is this is Kluckoe. Okay, this an emergency so I’m just gonna assume that it’s you. Well, anyways, the problem is that even though you just got to your big world of awesomeness or whatever it is, you HAVE to do this mission. The Cushflin’s have easily escaped the Uglogs with AMAZING strength and gone to their own lab that their parents made for them. WE have to get to them before they blow up the whole USA and head for China!” said Kluckoe REALLY fast as he got into his Super-Blooper flying car machine to head to Kameron’s spot. Without waiting for a response from Kameron he continued, “I’m in my Super-Blooper and I’m about to leave to get you, and try to be ready to go by the time I get there. Thanks!” Kluckoe hung up and Kameron started gathering the things he dropped on the floor in amazement (he was used to this from Kluckoe.). He had only picked up his phone when there was a knock at the door. Kameron had forgot how fast the Super-Blooper was so he pressed a button on his pocket instead of gathering up all his AWESOME gadgets and all his stuff flew into his pocket. He slipped his jacket on and jumped in the car outside. “Well be there in about 5 seconds, don’t worry.” Kluckoe said. Kluckoe floored the accelerator as Kameron counted to 5, and then Kameron looked up. In front of them was a small shack. The boys jumped out and opened the shack door and walked in. They blinked 3 times and then looked around themselves. They were in the middle of a really cool evil lab. Across from them, Linnie and Bryce were getting out of the portal. Linnie smiled and said,
“Hello Kameron.”
“Hi Linnie.” Said Kameron.
Chapter 7
Okay, here are your thoughts: “Okay, Super-Blooper? Where in the world did you make that up you bozo?” WELL, I got the idea from Mario-Kart, when my brother earned us a new car on the grand prix, but anyways, on with the story……
“How did you know that I was here Kameron?” Linnie asked as she stood in the middle of her and Bryce Cushflin’s evil lair. Their parents were evil people and they were evil too.
“It’s obvious isn’t it? My partner here is named Kluckoe and he told about it. We have camera’s on light poles, camera’s in here, camera’s in your portal, and even camera’s on the “mysterious island”. Kluckoe called me and picked me up in his VUPER DUPER DEE LUPER fast Super-Blooper.” Kameron said, smirking.
“Well, I guess to finish this it will be a fight to the DEATH. Get your weapon already slowpoke.” Linnie replied, pulling out her sword.
“You only think I’m slow, Lardo.” Replied Kameron, pulling out his light saber that can change form to any type of weapon from machine-gun to sling-shot. Linnie didn’t know it could do that. It was pretty cool. They did all these really cool moves here and there and well, basically everywhere, until Kameron had a super-spiked club held to her chest on the floor.
“Okay, you win Kameron, now let me go and I’ll come to the good side.” pleaded Linnie.
“I think I’ve learned my lesson about trusting you Linnie.” Replied Kameron, and with that, Kameron slammed her in the chest with the super-spiked club and she fell down dead. Kameron stood up and saw Bryce standing there, horror-struck, and then watched as Bryce screamed like a little girl and jumped in the portal and went back to the island. Kameron slammed the portal with the super-spiked club and destroyed the whole thing so Bryce would be trapped. Then the whole book about the trouble with the evil kids is over.
THE END
WAIT! WAIT!
We will now reveal the pictures of Linnie, Bryce, Kameron, and Kluckoe in the order written! Keep reading to look at their picture!!!
Linnie
Bryce.jpg)
Kameron
Kluckoe
barfo!
A Baby's Mind
Don’t you always wonder what babies are thinking when they stare you in the face, or why they make a disgusting face when you try to make them laugh. Well if you read this, the smart baby Tharia will tell you what she does and why she does it. She was a baby who watched her mother type and is now able to type at 4 months old. Everyone says she is a child prodigy, but they still do all the smiling, funny faces baby crap. She typed her life as a baby secretly and gave it to me to type into a story. She already knew how to type a story of course but she is always tired and wants to take a nap and it would take her a while to type a story with all those naps she needs. When I type her story it will be as if she is saying it. So here goes the life of Tharia.
Epilogue
My name is Tharia and right at this point I’m 4 and half months old. Every one knows I can type but they don’t know can do anything good or passionate, let alone write a whole entire, lovely story. So now I will let them now I can.
Entry #1: Don’t get all goo-goo!
Why do adults or even my cousins think I like it when they get all “goo-goo” in my face? It’s just stupid and I don’t know what to do so I adorably smile and giggle. If they read this, then no offense but the “goo-goo” crap is stupid. How would you like it if I came up to you and yelled, “gootchy-gootchy goo! I got you!” in a tone that makes you feel stupid, then yanked you up and spun you around until you spat up?! I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t like it. So don’t get all goo-goo.
Entry #2: Lay off the gooey baby food!
Please give me better food! You’d probably like to know that I am adopted. Any way, I’m also just now teething a bit so now my mom’s giving me the baby goo food stuff. Its TERRIBLE tasting! Don’t you adults ever wonder why we don’t eat the stuff or we spit up a lot? It’s because we don’t want that nasty stuff in us! Could give us something better, but still as soft? Maybe like crushed up like mad crackers? Just find something better tasting please. Make a mental note, LAY OFF THE GOOEY BABY FOOD!
Entry #3: Can I have a better bed?
May I have a better bed for the night? I hate being locked up in the hard floored crib. Its one reason we cry at night and when we don’t cry at night it means we’re finally getting used to sleeping on a rock. We really hate it when you put the crib at your feet. How are we supposed to sleep with that stench at our noses? But if you put it far away from your bed then how will you get to us fast when we roll over when we sleep and run into those cold, wooden, bars, hitting our head, therefore making us cry. Could you at least soften the bars and soften the rock/bed we sleep on? Please give me a better bed.
Last but not least Entry #4: I’m not the only one.
You are probably amazed by many things by now but don’t think I’m a child prodigy or something; we babies all are super smart. We can all do something super smart and special for instance my best baby friend, Sariah can do a back, front, and side flip on a trampoline. She also crawls all the way to her trampoline while she should be napping, including the fact she crawls out of the crib, through the dog door in the back, down steps, and last but not least she can climb onto the trampoline. She stands on the trampoline and does a back flip, lands on her feet, does a front flip, lands on her feet, and does a side flip once again landing on her feet. She repeats this 15 times and then crawls all the way back to her crib. Amazing huh? Well we all can do just as good on a different talent we’re just to scared to let you know. Treat us all the same.
The last words of my story:
This is my talent and now I the brave, Tharia will end my story. I plan to be an author and I already am. I, Tharia Norswell is finishing my story.
Well, that was what Tharia Norswell told me to type directly and now I will tell who I am. I am the amazing Tharia’s big sister, Nathaleen Norswell. My talent was swimming and I could swim across the 25 meter without breathing once doing freestyle. I am now 21 and I am a world record holder and an Olympic champion. I can swim a 50 freestyle in 28 seconds and a 25 freestyle in well, 9 seconds. So now I will finish the whole entire baby’s mind story. Right about ……. NOW!
THE END
Epilogue
My name is Tharia and right at this point I’m 4 and half months old. Every one knows I can type but they don’t know can do anything good or passionate, let alone write a whole entire, lovely story. So now I will let them now I can.
Entry #1: Don’t get all goo-goo!
Why do adults or even my cousins think I like it when they get all “goo-goo” in my face? It’s just stupid and I don’t know what to do so I adorably smile and giggle. If they read this, then no offense but the “goo-goo” crap is stupid. How would you like it if I came up to you and yelled, “gootchy-gootchy goo! I got you!” in a tone that makes you feel stupid, then yanked you up and spun you around until you spat up?! I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t like it. So don’t get all goo-goo.
Entry #2: Lay off the gooey baby food!
Please give me better food! You’d probably like to know that I am adopted. Any way, I’m also just now teething a bit so now my mom’s giving me the baby goo food stuff. Its TERRIBLE tasting! Don’t you adults ever wonder why we don’t eat the stuff or we spit up a lot? It’s because we don’t want that nasty stuff in us! Could give us something better, but still as soft? Maybe like crushed up like mad crackers? Just find something better tasting please. Make a mental note, LAY OFF THE GOOEY BABY FOOD!
Entry #3: Can I have a better bed?
May I have a better bed for the night? I hate being locked up in the hard floored crib. Its one reason we cry at night and when we don’t cry at night it means we’re finally getting used to sleeping on a rock. We really hate it when you put the crib at your feet. How are we supposed to sleep with that stench at our noses? But if you put it far away from your bed then how will you get to us fast when we roll over when we sleep and run into those cold, wooden, bars, hitting our head, therefore making us cry. Could you at least soften the bars and soften the rock/bed we sleep on? Please give me a better bed.
Last but not least Entry #4: I’m not the only one.
You are probably amazed by many things by now but don’t think I’m a child prodigy or something; we babies all are super smart. We can all do something super smart and special for instance my best baby friend, Sariah can do a back, front, and side flip on a trampoline. She also crawls all the way to her trampoline while she should be napping, including the fact she crawls out of the crib, through the dog door in the back, down steps, and last but not least she can climb onto the trampoline. She stands on the trampoline and does a back flip, lands on her feet, does a front flip, lands on her feet, and does a side flip once again landing on her feet. She repeats this 15 times and then crawls all the way back to her crib. Amazing huh? Well we all can do just as good on a different talent we’re just to scared to let you know. Treat us all the same.
The last words of my story:
This is my talent and now I the brave, Tharia will end my story. I plan to be an author and I already am. I, Tharia Norswell is finishing my story.
Well, that was what Tharia Norswell told me to type directly and now I will tell who I am. I am the amazing Tharia’s big sister, Nathaleen Norswell. My talent was swimming and I could swim across the 25 meter without breathing once doing freestyle. I am now 21 and I am a world record holder and an Olympic champion. I can swim a 50 freestyle in 28 seconds and a 25 freestyle in well, 9 seconds. So now I will finish the whole entire baby’s mind story. Right about ……. NOW!
THE END
Getting a Dog
My favorite dog in the world
It’s kind of funny how I got my dog. In fact it’s so different and odd that I’ve decided to tell you about it. So here goes . . . . . . . . It was a Saturday morning in February and the sun wasn’t even shining yet when my brother ran into my room shouting, “We got a dog! We got a dog, Waveney! Wake up we got a dog!” I sat up and mumbled, “Nice joke Austin. How long did you work on that one.” “It’s not a joke, come and see!” Austin grabbed my hand and dragged me out of my bed and into the hallway. I looked down the stairs. “Well, where’s the dog?” I said to my brother Austin. “Be quiet and listen….” He whispered. I listened and heard little pit pats. At first I thought it was my dad on his laptop. “Do you here the dog?” Austin whispered. “That’s not a dog, it’s dad on his laptop.” I whispered. “Is too a dog! Come on.” he whispered back. Once again he grabbed my hand and yanked me down the stairs. When got down stairs my eyes met two beady little black eyes that belonged to a little black and brown miniature pinscher. My dad (who really was on his laptop) smiled and said, “ Surprise! Your mom bought him last night with your Uncle Paul.” “ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! WE GOT A DOG!!!” I shouted. My dog lives till’ this day.
THE END
It’s kind of funny how I got my dog. In fact it’s so different and odd that I’ve decided to tell you about it. So here goes . . . . . . . . It was a Saturday morning in February and the sun wasn’t even shining yet when my brother ran into my room shouting, “We got a dog! We got a dog, Waveney! Wake up we got a dog!” I sat up and mumbled, “Nice joke Austin. How long did you work on that one.” “It’s not a joke, come and see!” Austin grabbed my hand and dragged me out of my bed and into the hallway. I looked down the stairs. “Well, where’s the dog?” I said to my brother Austin. “Be quiet and listen….” He whispered. I listened and heard little pit pats. At first I thought it was my dad on his laptop. “Do you here the dog?” Austin whispered. “That’s not a dog, it’s dad on his laptop.” I whispered. “Is too a dog! Come on.” he whispered back. Once again he grabbed my hand and yanked me down the stairs. When got down stairs my eyes met two beady little black eyes that belonged to a little black and brown miniature pinscher. My dad (who really was on his laptop) smiled and said, “ Surprise! Your mom bought him last night with your Uncle Paul.” “ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! WE GOT A DOG!!!” I shouted. My dog lives till’ this day.
THE END
The Girls Party Room
The Girls Party Room
I think it’s SO unfair how girls nearly always work harder than boys in school because the boys are always talking about what level they are on, on their video game or they are playing video games instead of doing their homework. Anyways, the principal of Froren Elementary must have thought this to because she always checked which grades were higher. The boys or the girls? Of course, the girls at Froren were always far ahead of the boys so the principal made a big change at Froren. The boys would never know what this big change, of course because the change was in the girl’s bathroom. The teachers of course knew of this so they let the girl’s go to the bathroom every morning. All the girls in the school had a meeting to learn the code to get into the secret party room that had been made in the girl’s bathroom. They learned that they had to press one block with their pointer finger, then touch the one next to it seven times, and next punched the one under it (that was soft) five times with the left hand. After all that an entry opened up. The girls would then walk into the awesome party room that was made for them. Of course they would do this every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. When they walked through the entry way a green scanner would scan them and make a clone. The clone would go back to class and get them all A’s as they had been getting before. When new girls came to the school, they had a secret meeting and they also did a few actual weeks of school before being able to learn the code, and go to the party room. The kindergartener’s did the same thing as new girls did. In the party room, there were lockers for swimsuit’s and other needed items. There was a shower room, a changing room, a pool with a high dive, a hot tub, and a baby pool for kindergartener’s. It also has a movie theatre, a TV in front of the pools, and a candy shop with ALL kinds of candy for free. The girls were in paradise. There’s even more! There’s a spa, a hot DJ, a disco ball, a dance floor, a roller skating and blading rink, a lazor tag room, an amusement park, 5 go-cart tracks, 5 base-ball fields, 5 soft-ball fields, 5 bowling alleys, 5 swim teams, 5 foot-ball fields, 5 soccer fields, and even more sweet, awesome stuff. One day a first grade boy was curious about why all the new girls and kindergarteners went somewhere on their first day of school at Froren. As a matter of fact, he was so curious that the next day he went to school with a wig, girls outfit, and called himself a girl named Synthia Welbig. He was pretending that he was a new girl at Froren. On his first day being dressed as “Synthia” he was pulled out of class. He was told about a mysterious party room in the girl’s bathroom and also told that he would be told the code to go in it after he got good grades in three weeks of school straight. He did his best for three weeks and then was pulled out of class again but this time taken into the girl’s bathroom under an invisibility blanket. He was told that he must swear that he would never tell a boy about what he was about to see. They showed him a code to get into the party room and the door opened. Then they closed it again and told him to try it. He repeated the code and the door opened. They told him to step inside. He stepped in side and was amazed to find himself in a world beyond imagination. He looked behind himself and smiled at the teacher saying thanks. He also noticed that standing beside the teacher was a girl that looked EXACTLY like what he was dressed as. His clone walked out of the door and he could tell it was headed for class. The teacher told him to enjoy his stay and then she closed the door and left. At the end of the day he left the party room with a big smile on his face. At his house he told his parents about the girls party room and about his investigation. The parents thought that this party room was unfair and the next day they arranged a meeting with the principal. At the meeting the parents told the principal what the son had done and demanded that the boys should have a party room to but only the smart boys would be allowed to go there. They also demanded that the principal tell all the boys about the girls party room and tell them what will happen to the boys bathroom so the boys will work harder in school. The principal promised she would do as told and that she would do it immediately. She picked up the phone and demanded for what the parents wanted. Every body lived happily ever after at Froren with the girls and the boys party room.
THE END
I think it’s SO unfair how girls nearly always work harder than boys in school because the boys are always talking about what level they are on, on their video game or they are playing video games instead of doing their homework. Anyways, the principal of Froren Elementary must have thought this to because she always checked which grades were higher. The boys or the girls? Of course, the girls at Froren were always far ahead of the boys so the principal made a big change at Froren. The boys would never know what this big change, of course because the change was in the girl’s bathroom. The teachers of course knew of this so they let the girl’s go to the bathroom every morning. All the girls in the school had a meeting to learn the code to get into the secret party room that had been made in the girl’s bathroom. They learned that they had to press one block with their pointer finger, then touch the one next to it seven times, and next punched the one under it (that was soft) five times with the left hand. After all that an entry opened up. The girls would then walk into the awesome party room that was made for them. Of course they would do this every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. When they walked through the entry way a green scanner would scan them and make a clone. The clone would go back to class and get them all A’s as they had been getting before. When new girls came to the school, they had a secret meeting and they also did a few actual weeks of school before being able to learn the code, and go to the party room. The kindergartener’s did the same thing as new girls did. In the party room, there were lockers for swimsuit’s and other needed items. There was a shower room, a changing room, a pool with a high dive, a hot tub, and a baby pool for kindergartener’s. It also has a movie theatre, a TV in front of the pools, and a candy shop with ALL kinds of candy for free. The girls were in paradise. There’s even more! There’s a spa, a hot DJ, a disco ball, a dance floor, a roller skating and blading rink, a lazor tag room, an amusement park, 5 go-cart tracks, 5 base-ball fields, 5 soft-ball fields, 5 bowling alleys, 5 swim teams, 5 foot-ball fields, 5 soccer fields, and even more sweet, awesome stuff. One day a first grade boy was curious about why all the new girls and kindergarteners went somewhere on their first day of school at Froren. As a matter of fact, he was so curious that the next day he went to school with a wig, girls outfit, and called himself a girl named Synthia Welbig. He was pretending that he was a new girl at Froren. On his first day being dressed as “Synthia” he was pulled out of class. He was told about a mysterious party room in the girl’s bathroom and also told that he would be told the code to go in it after he got good grades in three weeks of school straight. He did his best for three weeks and then was pulled out of class again but this time taken into the girl’s bathroom under an invisibility blanket. He was told that he must swear that he would never tell a boy about what he was about to see. They showed him a code to get into the party room and the door opened. Then they closed it again and told him to try it. He repeated the code and the door opened. They told him to step inside. He stepped in side and was amazed to find himself in a world beyond imagination. He looked behind himself and smiled at the teacher saying thanks. He also noticed that standing beside the teacher was a girl that looked EXACTLY like what he was dressed as. His clone walked out of the door and he could tell it was headed for class. The teacher told him to enjoy his stay and then she closed the door and left. At the end of the day he left the party room with a big smile on his face. At his house he told his parents about the girls party room and about his investigation. The parents thought that this party room was unfair and the next day they arranged a meeting with the principal. At the meeting the parents told the principal what the son had done and demanded that the boys should have a party room to but only the smart boys would be allowed to go there. They also demanded that the principal tell all the boys about the girls party room and tell them what will happen to the boys bathroom so the boys will work harder in school. The principal promised she would do as told and that she would do it immediately. She picked up the phone and demanded for what the parents wanted. Every body lived happily ever after at Froren with the girls and the boys party room.
THE END
Gnarley Cheese
By Sydnee Charleevarck (pen name)
Heyloo, my name is Alexander Flagincharcofsigfringe and I will now tell you about my sad life as a middle schooler. It was sad and lonely since everyone was mean to me because I always where a polo shirt, huge nerdy glasses, overalls, and I also have a huge butt. There’s one other thing to. I’m not smart, I was held back in seventh grade, and I’m thirteen and my voice STILL hasn’t matured to a pre-teen voice as the 11 year olds already have a matured voice and they hardly crack when they talk. But the worst of all………. I’m a fricken little midget! I’m 4 foot 3. Yeah, I know, I hold a stupid record at my school. And for the whole entire state of Minnesota!!!! But I’m only telling the worst part in middle school, and here it goes.
At my school, 2 years ago in my 6th grade, a bully stole the cheese from my bologna sandwich. My mom puts huge, melted wads of cheese in my sandwich (and still writes little baby, “I love ya honey!” notes to me) and they’re sticky too so you know what the bully did with it? He stuck it on a basketball, shot the ball into the 5th basketball hoop, and the cheese has been stuck across the top ever since. This year though, that one bully was overpowered by a new bully who is 7 foot 11 and beats the crap out of everyone including his friends if they say something hardly offensive. That’s why this year, about everyday, I go home with a bloody nose and either a steak on my eye or school crutches with my leg dangerously dragging limply behind me. Uuuh, the pain. And here’s where the story gets interesting, I think. A few weeks ago I was eating lunch all alone when the bully, Butch Pain-strong comes walking over to me. Here’s what he said,
“Hey dumbo, whatcha eatin’ today. I heard my assistant took your cheese a few years back.”
“N-n-nothin’ much,” I say “j-just some puddin’ and b-b-beefaroni in a th-th-th-th-th-thermos.” I continue, trembling.
“Gimme’ that puddin’.” Butch says as he takes the pudding, sucks it all away and dumps the thermos on the ground. “Now don’t worry, little baby, I got somethin’ in mind you could eat.” Butch picked me up like I was a caterpillar and walked over to the rotten, smelly, basketball hoop. He reached his hand as high as his chest, (since he’s super tall) and took off the cheese wad. Ugh, it was so gnarly!! It had grown hair and it smelled so bad I almost threw up right there on the basketball hoop. Butch held it away from his nose and reached me far away from him. he reached his other arm out and commanded me to open my mouth... I did. He stuffed the cheese in my mouth and I gasped and he yelled at me to chew. I chewed with all my might and the lunch-patio was in an uproar. I swallowed and gasped for air. The world around me was dizzy and then I went unconscious in Butch’s hand. Apparently Butch and everyone else thought I was dead and they all started to freak out. I was dropped and the principal called 911. The ambulance came and I was taken away…….
I woke up in a hospital with an IV on my arm and a machine that helped me breathe. My mom was standing by me and she shrieked for the nurse when I awoke. I’m still in the hospital now and apparently I’m the talk of the school. Surprisingly a lot of girls had come while I was asleep and admitted that they had had crushes on me. Apparently I was a hot rod for the school but my drama-school knew how to hide it.
Well, my story’s over now, thanks for listening, and buh-bye.
Heyloo, my name is Alexander Flagincharcofsigfringe and I will now tell you about my sad life as a middle schooler. It was sad and lonely since everyone was mean to me because I always where a polo shirt, huge nerdy glasses, overalls, and I also have a huge butt. There’s one other thing to. I’m not smart, I was held back in seventh grade, and I’m thirteen and my voice STILL hasn’t matured to a pre-teen voice as the 11 year olds already have a matured voice and they hardly crack when they talk. But the worst of all………. I’m a fricken little midget! I’m 4 foot 3. Yeah, I know, I hold a stupid record at my school. And for the whole entire state of Minnesota!!!! But I’m only telling the worst part in middle school, and here it goes.
At my school, 2 years ago in my 6th grade, a bully stole the cheese from my bologna sandwich. My mom puts huge, melted wads of cheese in my sandwich (and still writes little baby, “I love ya honey!” notes to me) and they’re sticky too so you know what the bully did with it? He stuck it on a basketball, shot the ball into the 5th basketball hoop, and the cheese has been stuck across the top ever since. This year though, that one bully was overpowered by a new bully who is 7 foot 11 and beats the crap out of everyone including his friends if they say something hardly offensive. That’s why this year, about everyday, I go home with a bloody nose and either a steak on my eye or school crutches with my leg dangerously dragging limply behind me. Uuuh, the pain. And here’s where the story gets interesting, I think. A few weeks ago I was eating lunch all alone when the bully, Butch Pain-strong comes walking over to me. Here’s what he said,
“Hey dumbo, whatcha eatin’ today. I heard my assistant took your cheese a few years back.”
“N-n-nothin’ much,” I say “j-just some puddin’ and b-b-beefaroni in a th-th-th-th-th-thermos.” I continue, trembling.
“Gimme’ that puddin’.” Butch says as he takes the pudding, sucks it all away and dumps the thermos on the ground. “Now don’t worry, little baby, I got somethin’ in mind you could eat.” Butch picked me up like I was a caterpillar and walked over to the rotten, smelly, basketball hoop. He reached his hand as high as his chest, (since he’s super tall) and took off the cheese wad. Ugh, it was so gnarly!! It had grown hair and it smelled so bad I almost threw up right there on the basketball hoop. Butch held it away from his nose and reached me far away from him. he reached his other arm out and commanded me to open my mouth... I did. He stuffed the cheese in my mouth and I gasped and he yelled at me to chew. I chewed with all my might and the lunch-patio was in an uproar. I swallowed and gasped for air. The world around me was dizzy and then I went unconscious in Butch’s hand. Apparently Butch and everyone else thought I was dead and they all started to freak out. I was dropped and the principal called 911. The ambulance came and I was taken away…….
I woke up in a hospital with an IV on my arm and a machine that helped me breathe. My mom was standing by me and she shrieked for the nurse when I awoke. I’m still in the hospital now and apparently I’m the talk of the school. Surprisingly a lot of girls had come while I was asleep and admitted that they had had crushes on me. Apparently I was a hot rod for the school but my drama-school knew how to hide it.
Well, my story’s over now, thanks for listening, and buh-bye.
Holly's Story
“Uuuuuuuuh! Why does Georgia have to come with me to Lizzie’s house, Mom?” I yelled at the top of my lungs. I, Holly Stornwell was about to go to Lizzie Corning’s house. Everybody likes her so I’m lucky to be on her “good people list”. I couldn’t wait to go. Then I heard that my sister, Georgia Stornwell was going to come with me.
“Because Georgia doesn’t have any where to go and I have to go to my job, massaging sumo wrestlers!” my mom shouted. That is one of the most embarrassing things ever! My mom took me to her work once and I nearly threw up from the sight of my mom massaging nearly naked, fat sumo wrestlers.
“It’s so unfair though! She ruins every thing! She’s a dramatic little brat! She gets everything she wants! It’s not fair!!” I shouted in fury. I really was telling the truth. She gets mom to do something she wants and then when moms gone she smirks and laughs at me. I’ve been trying to get my mom to go on a diet. She’s kind of fat but she compares herself to those sumo wrestlers and when she does, she seems like the skinniest person in the world. It really bothers me.
“Your sister is coming and that’s FINAL!” my mom screamed. She stomped out of the room and of course, there goes Georgia smirking her head off. She is so annoying! I sighed and walked out the door. Georgia followed.
“Mommy said I had to come Holly! Wait for meeee!” Georgia complained. Then she dramatically started crying. She really displeases me!
“I know Georgia, you should be following me and I’m not waiting! I should be at Lizzie’s house right now!” I shouted. I kept walking and I turned around in front of Lizzie’s house. Georgia had been following with that look she has when her drama doesn’t work. I wish she was a nicer sister. Any ways, I walked up the steps to Lizzie’s mansion. She’s a rich, nice, girl. Rare, isn’t it. I hit her doorbell with my index finger then froze. I was so scared. About 30 seconds after I rang, Lizzie’s butler, Cameron, answered the door. It felt like 5 hours.
“Welcome to the Corning residence. Are you Madam Lizzie’s company?” Cameron asked.
“I-i-i think so.” I answered.
“Come in then, company Holly.” Cameron continued. I walked in and stared around at the humongous staircase, ginormous living room, the super big family room and the parents 2 huge offices. It was bigger than I imagined. “Madam Lizzie is up the elevator, floor 9, and the first door to the right. She will be waiting for you, company Holly.” Cameron directed. I walked to the elevator and pressed the up button. The door sprang open and I squealed. Cameron eyed me. I stepped in and pressed the button that said 9. The door to the elevator nearly closed and then opened again. I had forgotten about Georgia. Her face was blowing red!
“Oops. Sorry Georgia.” I said, cowering. She kicked me in the shin and slapped me across the face. It hurt. The door closed and it went so fast, that I didn’t have time to sit in the massage chair that was in the elevator. I noticed that it was there since there were 5,676 floors. I thought it was tall from the outside. The door sprang open and I walked out. There was the first door to the right. It said “Lizzie’s play room” right on the door. I knocked on the door softly and waited.
“Come in Holly. Cameron texted me your arrival.” Lizzie said. She’s really nice. I walked in. Lizzie was sitting at a table, drawing a picture of her and Rianna. Rianna was her best friend. I was just a friend.
“Hey Holly. Whadda you wanna do?” I asked in a clearly nervous voice.
“I guess we could draw a bit. Then we could go swimming. Don’t worry; I have an extra swimsuit for you.” Lizzie answered. All of a sudden there was pounding at the door. I blushed. I had forgotten about Georgia again.
“Oh, I guess I forgot out my little sister. Heh, heh. My mom had to go to work and made me bring her along.” I said pitifully. I opened the door and Georgia charged in.
“I guess I could give her an extra swimsuit too.” Lizzie said smiling. Georgia didn’t seem to bother her. Georgia sat down, a calm look on her face. She grabbed some paper and a few crayons and started drawing. I followed her actions. I drew a pumpkin and a few fruits. Lizzie looked at them and smiled. After five minutes of silence Lizzie stood up stretched and said, “I guess we’ll go swim now. Here’s a suit Holly. And here’s one for you Georgia.” Lizzie said. She tossed me and Georgia a swimsuit. “There are 2 bathrooms right outside this door. Each of you can use one while I change in this one from this room” Lizzie directed. Georgia and I walked out the door and into the bathrooms outside the door. After I changed I walked out of the bathroom and there was Georgia and Lizzie waiting for me. “Just follow me. I’ll lead the way.” Lizzie said. They walked down the hall, into an elevator, Lizzie pressed the basement button and the elevator zoomed down. It jerked to a stop and Georgia huddled by me. I pushed her away and she grimaced. Lizzie walked out of the elevator and me and Georgia followed. Lizzie squealed, ran and dived in the pool. “Come on in! The water’s great!” Lizzie shouted to me. I smiled, ran and jumped in. I’d never been in such a warm swimming pool! It was a little cooler than a hot tub and way warmer than a real pool. It was heaven. I swam towards Lizzie and followed her as she got out. They walked over to a set of high diving boards. They were 15 feet high! Lizzie motioned to me to climb the second high dive as she climbed the first. I smiled, and climbed. It was a long way up and I was exhausted. I think Lizzie could tell that I was exhausted because she pressed a button and an attached, invisible but now visible luxury room. It had a massaging chair and a free snack machine. I was surprised. Lizzie and I sat down and we pressed a shiny red button next to our chair that said, “CANDY”. My candy popped up and I was about to take a bite when I heard a surprising yell.
“HOOOOOLLLLLLLLLYYYY!! HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPP!!” it was Georgia. She had slipped off the purple, extra large noodle she was using and she didn’t know how to swim! My annoying but precious and only little sister was sinking! She was sinking! Lizzie jumped up and got ready to dive but I motioned to her to stay back so I could save my sister. Lizzie backed off and I dived into the 15 feet deep pool. I swam with all my might and I quickly reached Georgia. She was already 5 feet underwater and sinking like a 500 lb weight! Before I could go 2 feet she was 10 feet under and the water pressure was closing in on her. I dived down with all my might. She hit the rock hard bottom of the pool and the pressure was also closing in on me who was 10 feet under. I was starting to float back up! I frantically swam down. I was almost there! I made to the bottom! I grabbed Georgia around the chest and the thighs. I pushed off the bottom of the pool and kicked vigorously to get back up. I was running out of breath now! Almost there, and I made it! I sucked in the wonderful air and swam towards the edge. By now, Lizzie had climbed down the high dive and was waiting for me by the edge. I passed geogia onto Lizzie who set her down carefully on a bed (on of the chairs by the pool that you sit in during break at your pool). I quickly climbed out of the pool and rushed to Georgia’s side. I put my ear on her chest and listened for a heart beat. After a few seconds, there it was. I heard Georgia’s heart beating! I jumped up and placed my hands on her stomach. I pressed down and up spurted water from Georgia’s mouth. She was alive! Alive, alive, and alive!! I pressed down again and I got the same conclusion. I did this 6 times and boom! Georgia took in a breath. Unfortunately she was still asleep. I smiled and fell asleep, laying across Georgia.
“Whe-where am I?”I asked. I woke up in a strange room and my vision was kind of unfocused. After about a minute I could see clear again. I was in a hospital room but it had better stuff than usual.
“You’re in the thousandths floor hospital room. You’re sister is right next to you in the pink bed. You got the plain white one.” Lizzie said. She was standing right next to me by my bed. I had some wrap thing on my arm and I assumed it was an I.V.. I must have gotten pneumonia. “You got pneumonia from being underwater for so long. You were really brave!” I was right because Lizzie just spoke my mind
“I-is G-g-georgia o-okay?” I asked, my voice tumbling over the words. Lizzie nodded. “Can I get up and see her?” I questioned. Lizzie smiled real wide and nodded again. She took out the I.V. and I walked over to my sisters little pink bed. She was awake and, with her eyes half open, watching the movie Shark’s Tale. I loved that movie and I sat down on the side of her bed. She looked up at me, scowled and took off her head phones.
“Whadda you want?” Georgia said in a mean voice. I guess no one had told how I saved her life.
“I just wanted to let you know that if it weren’t for me you would have drowned, suffocated, and died. I saved your life so don’t give me that look and scowl.” I said, smiling. Georgia’s eyes widened and she gave me a big hug. I no longer hated her and she no longer bothered me. We lived happily ever after. And before she died 3 days ago she said to me,
“Holly, I want to let you know that you were the best brother ever.”
Yep, that’s right. I forgot to tell you that I’m a 12 year old boy. Oops.
THE END
“Because Georgia doesn’t have any where to go and I have to go to my job, massaging sumo wrestlers!” my mom shouted. That is one of the most embarrassing things ever! My mom took me to her work once and I nearly threw up from the sight of my mom massaging nearly naked, fat sumo wrestlers.
“It’s so unfair though! She ruins every thing! She’s a dramatic little brat! She gets everything she wants! It’s not fair!!” I shouted in fury. I really was telling the truth. She gets mom to do something she wants and then when moms gone she smirks and laughs at me. I’ve been trying to get my mom to go on a diet. She’s kind of fat but she compares herself to those sumo wrestlers and when she does, she seems like the skinniest person in the world. It really bothers me.
“Your sister is coming and that’s FINAL!” my mom screamed. She stomped out of the room and of course, there goes Georgia smirking her head off. She is so annoying! I sighed and walked out the door. Georgia followed.
“Mommy said I had to come Holly! Wait for meeee!” Georgia complained. Then she dramatically started crying. She really displeases me!
“I know Georgia, you should be following me and I’m not waiting! I should be at Lizzie’s house right now!” I shouted. I kept walking and I turned around in front of Lizzie’s house. Georgia had been following with that look she has when her drama doesn’t work. I wish she was a nicer sister. Any ways, I walked up the steps to Lizzie’s mansion. She’s a rich, nice, girl. Rare, isn’t it. I hit her doorbell with my index finger then froze. I was so scared. About 30 seconds after I rang, Lizzie’s butler, Cameron, answered the door. It felt like 5 hours.
“Welcome to the Corning residence. Are you Madam Lizzie’s company?” Cameron asked.
“I-i-i think so.” I answered.
“Come in then, company Holly.” Cameron continued. I walked in and stared around at the humongous staircase, ginormous living room, the super big family room and the parents 2 huge offices. It was bigger than I imagined. “Madam Lizzie is up the elevator, floor 9, and the first door to the right. She will be waiting for you, company Holly.” Cameron directed. I walked to the elevator and pressed the up button. The door sprang open and I squealed. Cameron eyed me. I stepped in and pressed the button that said 9. The door to the elevator nearly closed and then opened again. I had forgotten about Georgia. Her face was blowing red!
“Oops. Sorry Georgia.” I said, cowering. She kicked me in the shin and slapped me across the face. It hurt. The door closed and it went so fast, that I didn’t have time to sit in the massage chair that was in the elevator. I noticed that it was there since there were 5,676 floors. I thought it was tall from the outside. The door sprang open and I walked out. There was the first door to the right. It said “Lizzie’s play room” right on the door. I knocked on the door softly and waited.
“Come in Holly. Cameron texted me your arrival.” Lizzie said. She’s really nice. I walked in. Lizzie was sitting at a table, drawing a picture of her and Rianna. Rianna was her best friend. I was just a friend.
“Hey Holly. Whadda you wanna do?” I asked in a clearly nervous voice.
“I guess we could draw a bit. Then we could go swimming. Don’t worry; I have an extra swimsuit for you.” Lizzie answered. All of a sudden there was pounding at the door. I blushed. I had forgotten about Georgia again.
“Oh, I guess I forgot out my little sister. Heh, heh. My mom had to go to work and made me bring her along.” I said pitifully. I opened the door and Georgia charged in.
“I guess I could give her an extra swimsuit too.” Lizzie said smiling. Georgia didn’t seem to bother her. Georgia sat down, a calm look on her face. She grabbed some paper and a few crayons and started drawing. I followed her actions. I drew a pumpkin and a few fruits. Lizzie looked at them and smiled. After five minutes of silence Lizzie stood up stretched and said, “I guess we’ll go swim now. Here’s a suit Holly. And here’s one for you Georgia.” Lizzie said. She tossed me and Georgia a swimsuit. “There are 2 bathrooms right outside this door. Each of you can use one while I change in this one from this room” Lizzie directed. Georgia and I walked out the door and into the bathrooms outside the door. After I changed I walked out of the bathroom and there was Georgia and Lizzie waiting for me. “Just follow me. I’ll lead the way.” Lizzie said. They walked down the hall, into an elevator, Lizzie pressed the basement button and the elevator zoomed down. It jerked to a stop and Georgia huddled by me. I pushed her away and she grimaced. Lizzie walked out of the elevator and me and Georgia followed. Lizzie squealed, ran and dived in the pool. “Come on in! The water’s great!” Lizzie shouted to me. I smiled, ran and jumped in. I’d never been in such a warm swimming pool! It was a little cooler than a hot tub and way warmer than a real pool. It was heaven. I swam towards Lizzie and followed her as she got out. They walked over to a set of high diving boards. They were 15 feet high! Lizzie motioned to me to climb the second high dive as she climbed the first. I smiled, and climbed. It was a long way up and I was exhausted. I think Lizzie could tell that I was exhausted because she pressed a button and an attached, invisible but now visible luxury room. It had a massaging chair and a free snack machine. I was surprised. Lizzie and I sat down and we pressed a shiny red button next to our chair that said, “CANDY”. My candy popped up and I was about to take a bite when I heard a surprising yell.
“HOOOOOLLLLLLLLLYYYY!! HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPP!!” it was Georgia. She had slipped off the purple, extra large noodle she was using and she didn’t know how to swim! My annoying but precious and only little sister was sinking! She was sinking! Lizzie jumped up and got ready to dive but I motioned to her to stay back so I could save my sister. Lizzie backed off and I dived into the 15 feet deep pool. I swam with all my might and I quickly reached Georgia. She was already 5 feet underwater and sinking like a 500 lb weight! Before I could go 2 feet she was 10 feet under and the water pressure was closing in on her. I dived down with all my might. She hit the rock hard bottom of the pool and the pressure was also closing in on me who was 10 feet under. I was starting to float back up! I frantically swam down. I was almost there! I made to the bottom! I grabbed Georgia around the chest and the thighs. I pushed off the bottom of the pool and kicked vigorously to get back up. I was running out of breath now! Almost there, and I made it! I sucked in the wonderful air and swam towards the edge. By now, Lizzie had climbed down the high dive and was waiting for me by the edge. I passed geogia onto Lizzie who set her down carefully on a bed (on of the chairs by the pool that you sit in during break at your pool). I quickly climbed out of the pool and rushed to Georgia’s side. I put my ear on her chest and listened for a heart beat. After a few seconds, there it was. I heard Georgia’s heart beating! I jumped up and placed my hands on her stomach. I pressed down and up spurted water from Georgia’s mouth. She was alive! Alive, alive, and alive!! I pressed down again and I got the same conclusion. I did this 6 times and boom! Georgia took in a breath. Unfortunately she was still asleep. I smiled and fell asleep, laying across Georgia.
“Whe-where am I?”I asked. I woke up in a strange room and my vision was kind of unfocused. After about a minute I could see clear again. I was in a hospital room but it had better stuff than usual.
“You’re in the thousandths floor hospital room. You’re sister is right next to you in the pink bed. You got the plain white one.” Lizzie said. She was standing right next to me by my bed. I had some wrap thing on my arm and I assumed it was an I.V.. I must have gotten pneumonia. “You got pneumonia from being underwater for so long. You were really brave!” I was right because Lizzie just spoke my mind
“I-is G-g-georgia o-okay?” I asked, my voice tumbling over the words. Lizzie nodded. “Can I get up and see her?” I questioned. Lizzie smiled real wide and nodded again. She took out the I.V. and I walked over to my sisters little pink bed. She was awake and, with her eyes half open, watching the movie Shark’s Tale. I loved that movie and I sat down on the side of her bed. She looked up at me, scowled and took off her head phones.
“Whadda you want?” Georgia said in a mean voice. I guess no one had told how I saved her life.
“I just wanted to let you know that if it weren’t for me you would have drowned, suffocated, and died. I saved your life so don’t give me that look and scowl.” I said, smiling. Georgia’s eyes widened and she gave me a big hug. I no longer hated her and she no longer bothered me. We lived happily ever after. And before she died 3 days ago she said to me,
“Holly, I want to let you know that you were the best brother ever.”
Yep, that’s right. I forgot to tell you that I’m a 12 year old boy. Oops.
THE END
Swirl Land
“Maw! Yes! I finally finished my maztapieze! I alwayz new I would become a world famouz French painta!” exclaimed Geclaw Nersoovock. He was 25 and he had just moved from Paris France to America. Anyway, here’s what the crazy man said next, “And zuch a great idea it waz, a zwirl of purple, blue, magenta and neon green! Aaah now juzt to get a cup of- umm, ehh, whaz eet called? Covblod, choomunk? Oyo! - coffeez, sit back, relax, and wait for za painting to dry.” He went into his kitchen and got a cup of coffee he sat back on a purple sofa and turned on the TV. “Oyo! My favorite! Oyo! How amazing! Zat one gottza hurt though.” Geclaw said. He was watching his favorite new show in America, and it’s called painting-a-mania. When he said “zat one gottza hurt though” it was a painting of a man being struck by a bull. All of a sudden there was a ding from a timer by his painting. “Ah! Za painting must be dry now!” Geclaw shouted in delight. He jumped up, spilling his coffee on himself and saying, “EEEEEYAAA!!! WHY THE HECK DID YOU TYPE THAT MY MAZTER BROOKZ!!!” then he walked over to the painting and stared at it for a LOONG time. He reached his finger towards the painting but the painting mysteriously got farther and farther away. He reached out farther and touched it. “WHAT IN A HUMAN’Z MIND MAZTER BROOKZ WATCH WHAT YOU’RE TYPING!!” said Geclaw as he fell in the painting head first he hit his head on an odd land and groaned. He stood up and looked around. Everything was swirly and there was a sign saying “WELCOME TO SWIRL LAND! Enjoy your swirly stay!” He walked around then exclaimed at the top of his voice, “MAZTER BROOKZ!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINZT ME!! I’M ZUPPOZED TO BE A POOR PAINTER, NOT A PAIN TARGET!!” When he said this it started raining swirls. Geclaw hated it because it was actually paint rain swirls so he was now all blue, magenta, purple, and neon green. He saw a tree about 100 yards away and he ran with all his might to it. When he got there he was angry to find that there were no leaves and it was still pouring on him. He decided to climb the tree since he had nothing to do. He loved how swirly it and everything else was but it also made him a little dizzy sometimes. He got the top of the tree and took in a deep breath. Everything was starting to be a little better. He was hungry though so he reached for an apple on a different branch. As soon as he grabbed the apple he and the apple fell to the ground.
Then, “BOOM!!” he woke up and he realized the swirl land was a big fun dream. “Oh, thankz Mazter Brookz. I knew it would turn out good eventually.
The End
Then, “BOOM!!” he woke up and he realized the swirl land was a big fun dream. “Oh, thankz Mazter Brookz. I knew it would turn out good eventually.
The End
The Magic Carpet
“It’s the hundredth day of school already?” Sheilniya Corveen asked her favorite art teacher ever the 22 year old Mr.Sheekniyaller. He was a young hot teacher with an eight pack. “Yep. I have something to show you to.” He replied. He led her through a door and into a dark and majestic ancient looking room. The walls were a furry magenta and the ceiling glowed like a fire fly. In the middle of the room was a really red and pretty carpet that looked as if it were floating a few inches off the ground. “You don’t need to worry about missing your next class because I stopped time. I’m a norwigien wizard you know.” Mr.Sheekniyaller whispered. “Oh really? I heard of those in some book I read last summer.” She replied. “You’re not going to believe this,” said the teacher as he stepped onto the magic carpet. “But this magic carpet can fly us anywhere.” He sat down on it and motioned for Sheilniya to come sit down with him. Now Sheilniya was 19 as Mr.Sheekniyaller taught her 1st period art in high-school. Sheilniya was held back a lot because she didn’t do well with the other mean teachers. Sheilniya sat down on the magic carpet and Mr. Sheekniyaller smiled at her and said, “Call me Chad.” He picked up the end of the carpet and shook it and then a steering wheel appeared. He took some keys out of his pocket and stuck them in the key slot and turned. He pressed a gas pedal with his foot that was hanging over the side. The magic carpet started flying really high and a large door in front of them opened. Chad drove out and took them up really high in the sky. When they could barely see the school anymore Chad stopped. “ Sheilniya I’ve been wanting to ask you something,” he turned torwards her and held her hand, “ Will you marry me?” Sheilniya felt a sudden burst of love for Chad and she smiled really big. “ Chad I will!” they hugged and kissed for a bit and then flew around some. They had the wedding in September on the 21st and lived happily ever after with their 3 kids, Shayni, Sarakeetly, and Samlikeefer.
The End
The End
January 25, 2010
Flying Cars and Change
I’ve always had a great idea,
I think the world should know.
It includes all flying cars,
It didn’t come to mind real slow.
The roads will be made of magnetic steel,
The cars will repel up high.
And I truly do really feel,
That this idea will fly.
A turbo engine will make them fly,
Across the sky to Spain.
It will be hard to drive it straight,
Everyone really must train.
If you must test this idea,
Just go ahead and see,
It will work, just know,
The idea came from me.
By: Waveney (1/10)
I think the world should know.
It includes all flying cars,
It didn’t come to mind real slow.
The roads will be made of magnetic steel,
The cars will repel up high.
And I truly do really feel,
That this idea will fly.
A turbo engine will make them fly,
Across the sky to Spain.
It will be hard to drive it straight,
Everyone really must train.
If you must test this idea,
Just go ahead and see,
It will work, just know,
The idea came from me.
By: Waveney (1/10)
January 7, 2010
Lilly and the Candy Corn
Part 1
By Waveney
It was a calm and shining day in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Down at the bottom of it was the house of the Shambleg’s. Now the Shambleg’s were hermit crabs that could live undersea because they were well, sort of able to breath down there. I have no idea why this certain family of hermit crabs could breathe undersea so please don’t ask. Anyway Lilly Shambleg was the only child in this family. She was sitting on her very soft water bed and was decorating the headrest with shining shells from the land. She would always brag to her friends about how long she could hold her breathe on land. She could hold it for 29 precise seconds. She sighed and dropped her shining shells. She was hungry. She got up and crawled over to her candy corn basket for some. She would fill it up every time it was empty. Today was one of those times.
“Empty again!” she said for she had just filled it up yesterday. She grabbed ten shellbucks and went into the living room. When she walked in the living room she said to her mom who was knitting as always.
“I’m going to buy some more candy corn, Mom.” Lilly said loudly.
“Again? I thought you just bought some more yesterday.” Her mom replied.
“Yeah well apparently my new pet fly Carz still had his air bubble on and he ate the rest of it.” Lilly replied. She walked out the front door, put her helmet on, and rode her water powered scooter to the candy store. When she walked in through the door a bell rang. Ms. Warnetlekan looked up from her cash register and smiled at her usual customer. She was the candy store owner and she was the only person who worked there. She was a Wing Flying fish. The store was called Ms.Warnetlekan’s Cool Candy store and the kids call it M&W&C, C. Lilly went over to the Candy corn circle. The front of the “Triple C circle” didn’t have any candy corn so Lilly turned it with her claw. There still wasn’t any candy corn so she turned it again. STILL no candy corn. She sighed and walked over to the buying place.
“Ms.Warnetlekan, I think you’re out of candy corn.” She said.
“I know it’s a really bad thing isn’t it. I already ordered some more so it’ll be here soon.” Ms.Warnetlekan replied.
“How soon? How many days?” Lilly asked.
“Umm... I think it’ll take about four weeks for it to come in.” Ms.W answered.
“Four weeks! I can’t go without candy corn for that long!” Lilly cried. She walked out the door and put on her helmet. She got on her scooter and rode home. When she got home she walked in the door with a frown on her face.
“What’s wrong honey?” her mother asked sympathy on her face.
“M&W&C, C was out of candy corn and there won’t be any more for about 4 weeks and maybe even longer!” Lilly replied.
“Oh dear! Honey I’m not sure that you can go that long without candy corn.” Her mother replied, worry showing in her voice.
“That’s exactly what I was thinking when I walked out of the store! Can we go for our evening walk now? It’s 5 already.” She replied then asked.
“Sure I guess. Just let me put my shoes on.” Her mom said getting up from her knitting and walking over to the family shoe basket. She picked up her shoes and walked over to the couch again. As she untied her shoes she watched Lilly walk back to her room. Lilly was walking down the hall but then stopped suddenly. Lilly picked up the picture of her dad and her eyes suddenly filled with tears. Lilly’s dad had died one year ago in the Sharmainian waterquake. In the Sharmainian waterquake the water went wilder than it ever had before and it killed many people including Lilly’s dad. Lilly put the picture down and walked into her room. She grabbed her shoes and slipped them on while she was sitting on her bed. She then walked out of her room and down the hall and opened the front door. He mom walked out side and Lilly followed. They walked a few blocks in silence.
“Look mom! Look at that sign! Someone is selling candy corn just a block away from here!” Lilly suddenly shouted pointing with her left claw at a small sign. Lilly started running as fast as she could down the block. She stopped in front of a huge line and started waiting. 30 minutes later she was finally at the front of the line.
“2 bags of candy corn please.” She asked.
“That’ll be 2 dollars Ms.Shambleg.” a boy named Varlen said to her smiling. He was a quillback fish and he was best friends with Lilly. Lilly unzipped her pocket and searched for her wallet. She couldn’t find it.
“Sorry Varlen, I can’t find my wallet.” She said sadly.
“Well, with this line I’m afraid I can’t hold your spot Lilly.” He replied, a frown forming on his face.
“Okay. I’ll just go find my wallet and then get in the back of the line.” She replied. She walked out of line and headed down the block. She was walking and staring at her feet when she accidently ran into someone who was going through a wallet.
“Oh! Sorry Lilly!” her best friend Varkeela (who was a zingle fish) was smiling at her.
“It’s okay. I’m sorry too.” Lilly replied. She looked at the wallet Varkeela had been going through.
“Hey Lilly, is this your wallet? I found it on the ground over here and I was looking for a name in it.” Varkeela asked Lilly.
“Yeah I think it is mine! Thanks for finding it Varkeela.” Lilly replied. Lilly took the wallet and walked down the block. She was watching her feet again when she ran into someone AGAIN. She looked up with a confused look on her face. She was curious about who she had run into this time.
“Hey! If you want some candy corn, get in the back of the line!” a strange man said to her. Lilly looked at who was behind the man. It was the line for candy corn. She walked down the line a very long way from the man and finally met the end of the line. She was very far from getting candy corn and when it was her turn to buy candy corn she smiled for her legs were very tired.
“I’m sorry Lilly but we’re out of candy corn now.” Varlen said to her frowning sadly.
“Okay.”Lilly said her voice cracking. “I was thinking about breaking my addiction to candy corn any way.” Lilly smiled and everyone lived happily- Wait, scratch that! All of a sudden a candy corn truck drove by. Lilly couldn’t help her self. She ran as fast as she could and jumped onto the back of the truck. She held on with all of her might and her mom and Varlen screamed after her.
To be continued in part 2
Part 2
By Waveney Brooks
Lilly cried as she reached down and tried to open the back of the candy corn truck she had jumped on by force of habit since she hadn’t had and candy corn in like forever (in her mind). She opened the back of the truck and air piled out of it. She wasn’t expecting this so of course she gagged and gasped for water since she lived underwater (she was in a weird family of underwater hermit crabs). When she could breathe again she crawled into the truck and shut the door. She sat down and then realized what was right in front of her. It was millions and millions of bags of candy corn!! Lilly felt as if she were in heaven. She gobbled down all fifty-five packages of candy corn then faced another pile of one hundred fifty-five packages of candy corn. She devoured those also. When there was no more candy corn she fell asleep and dreamed that she was back at home. When she woke up she was happy. “Mom, I had the worst dream ever! I almost had to try and give up my candy corn addiction and I got stick on a candy corn and” she broke off. She looked around her self and realized that it wasn’t a dream. She was in the candy corn truck. Her stomach was full and she had to go to the bathroom. “Eek! This is a bad thing!! Where will I go to the bathroom?” she said frowning. She looked around and realized there was a completely empty bucket in the corner. “Well I guess I might as well do my business the olden’ way!” she said frowning. She picked up the bucket and did her business. When she was done she sighed and was glad she got that out of her. She realized that she was now very bored. All of a sudden she heard a low sounding noise. It sounded like a merkonia. You blew water into it and it made noise. She remembered how her dad had one of those. She looked over in the corner that the noise was coming from. She hadn’t looked at this corner before. When she saw the corner she saw a man playing his merkonia. He looked as if he had been in a water quake and Lilly could tell that he hadn’t shaved in a while. He was an odd hermit crab like Lilly and he had a huge shell full of stuff.
“Hello little missy. My name is Jeremiah Shambleg and I was one of the few people to survive the Sharmainian waterquake. But I did it secretly. No one knows I’m even alive. Boy do I miss my little girl and my wife.” He sighed. Lilly’s eyes widened at the mention of her fathers name and kept widening the whole time he spoke.
“I-i-i-i am Lilly Shambleg, y-y-y-your d-d-d-d-daughter. Dad! I thought you were dead!!!! How could you do this to me and mom!?!?” Lilly said her voice rising. Her father’s eyes also widened at the mention of her name. He jumped up and hugged Lilly a big long hug. Lilly hugged him back.
“Lilly you will never believe how much I missed you! I spent my nights staring at this picture of you and your mother!!” Lilly’s dad dug in his pocket and pulled out a picture of her and her mom. “I missed you more than the distance between Pluto and the Sun! How did you get here anyway?!” Lilly’s father said.
“I missed you so much to! After you supposedly died I became addicted to candy corn. I was about to stop my addiction when I saw this specific candy corn truck drive by and I jumped onto here by force. I was really sad but now I’m glad I did jump on this truck. Come on dad! We have to get off here and go home. You can see mom!” Lilly responded. Her dad nodded and smiled
“You’re right. I do want to see Cassandra SOOOO much. Come on, on the count of three we’ll open the back door and jump out. Then we’ll find our way home.” He responded. He counted to three and he and Lilly opened the door. They jumped out and landed rolling on the gravel. Luckily they had their shells. They stood up and wiped off their shells. “Well, it looks like we got stuck in Kernlepan town. One of the most dangerous, shark infested waters. Most people don’t care about that. They think it’s a FAKE MYTH. But I’ve traveled through here and I’ve found out its true. TRUST me.” Lilly’s father whispered.
“Eeeeeeuuw. That’s scary! What if one of us gets stolen? What’ll we do then?” Lilly said shivering.
“If they got me I’ll find a way out. I’ve done it before. If it’s you then I’ll save you. I saved a young boy shrimp once from the sharks. Hard times, hard times. But I can guarantee you that the sharks probably won’t get us.” Lilly’s dad said. He was about to say something else when there were suddenly loud screams. They were screams of all kind from all ages. They suddenly spotted some shrimp and kettle fish being chased by huge tattooed sharks. The sharks were smiling and licking their lips. The smallest one picked a tiny shrimp and stuck him in a shell, then holding the shell with his mouth swam back towards a cave that said “SHARK CAVING! BEWARE: YOU’RE ENTRY MIGHT MEAN YOUR DEATH!!!” he swam in it and disappeared.
“RUUUUN LILLY!!!!! They can catch you alive!!” her father shouted as he started running himself. Lilly ran as fast as she could. A humongous fin grabbed her and she screamed loudly with all her might. “Lilly! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” her father screamed frantically grabbing at her. He missed as shark tugged her up and held her in his mouth by her shell.
“DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDY! Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Lilly shouted at the top of her lungs. She started to cry as she was carried off into the shark caving with her dad screaming after her.
To be continued in part 3
Part 3
By Waveney Brooks, 4th grade
“Let go of me you rude, nasty, lifeless shark!” Lilly shouted at the head shark, Lemorgan, as he carried Lilly Shambleg into the dangerous shark caving. The shark grunted then released its grip on Lilly, causing her to fall to the hard rocky, shark caving floor. She screamed as she fell and then smiled, suddenly falling asleep on the soft, cushiony, sleep spell floor. Lilly woke up to the sound of grown sharks laughing.
“Okay here’s a good one. Why did the shrimp cross the road?” a shark that looked in his twenties said.
“I don’t know. Why Leonard?” a girl shark said. She had a tattoo that said “Juliette plus Leonard. Lilly figured she was Juliette and the one telling the joke was her husband/boyfriend, Leonard. She also heard that sharks never got married.
“To get the shrimp treat in my mouth! Hahahahahahahahahaha!” Leonard said, pointing to his mouth and laughing as all the other sharks did.
“What’s all this laughing about?” a deep growly voice said. All the sharks froze in their spots, then quickly grabbing whatever cleaning tool lay beside them. They started cleaning, fright showing on their faces. The shark with the deep growly voice was the leader, Lemorgan. Lemorgan walked around, and then suddenly slapped Leonard. “You missed the little shrimp’s blood!” he said. When Lemorgan slapped Leonard, Juliette had accidentally gripped her broom until it broke, then ran to get another. She didn’t like seeing her boyfriend get slapped. Lemorgan turned around and noticed Lilly. He smirked and walked over to her saying, “Well look who woke up in her new room. It’s the magic hermit crab we’ve spent our life looking for. You know little missy your father killed our old leader, Jonaklen, making me master. That’s his coffin over there. He was my father.” Lemorgan picked up the cage Lilly was in and continued, “You’re our new nurse, maid, cook, and all other stuff for us. Put this on.” He threw in a little shark dress. It was extra extra extra extra extra small for her. All the sharks turned around as she changed. There was a speaker in the dress so the giant sharks could here the tiny her.
“There. Done. You can turn around now.” Nobody turned around. She checked the speaker and repeated herself. All of a sudden the sharks put their left fin on their hips and snapped with their right fin. They jumped around and Lemorgan snapped a hat on, and grabbed a microphone from his back pocket.
“We’re the sharks and you’re our maid. Our nurse, our chef, the one who makes lemonade. You treat us all nicely but we don’t praise. You have to smile all day and sleep in a cage. We rap to you and laugh at you. And you just sit there like dumb, old goo. As matter of fact we think you’re dumb. We don’t care if your claws are numb. WE’RE THE SHARKS!! YEAH!!” Lemorgan sang while dancing. He was joined in at some parts and all the sharks shouted the last two sentences with him. Lilly stood there dumbstruck and the sharks went back to normal. “That’ll be your lullaby every night. Good luck getting much sleep. We don’t need any sleep and so we’ll do it ALL NIGHT! We memorized it ever since, well the loss of my father. Now we’ll put it to use!” Lemorgan said in her face. He opened his mouth again and laughed an evil laugh. Lilly fell asleep again. She went through a few days of doing what told. On the 4th day the sharks were cleaning up from their lullaby when suddenly a loud, booming voice spoke. It was louder than Lemorgan’s voice!
“I have returned for the girl! Trade her for your safety! It’s me JEREMIAH SHAMBLEG!!!” The voice said. Lilly smiled, and the sharks froze. “Have Lemorgan take Lilly to the front of shark caving and give her to me. Also have her change back to normal clothes.”
“Y-y-you heard your father Lilly, change back to normal clothes.” Said Lemorgan. All the sharks turned around and Lilly changed back. When she was done the sharks turned around and Lemorgan carefully got her out of her cage. He swam to the front of the shark caving. “H-h-here all powerful Jeremiah. Your daughter is on the ground of the front of the shark caving, unharmed. I’ll go back now.” Lemorgan said. He frantically swam back to the other sharks sweating like mad. Lilly’s father walked out from behind a boulder with a super megaphone.
“Daddy! You saved me! Now we can go home!!” Lilly cried out, running to her dad. She and her dad hugged a big long hug again. “You won’t believe what they did to me! They made me their maid, cook, and nurse! I worked so hard and didn’t get any sleep! They sang me this stupid song to make it so I wouldn’t sleep! They didn’t stop at all for the whole night!”
“Oh Lilly, I’m so sorry you went through all that! It just took me a while to get this super megaphone, and then to travel all the way back here. I went as fast as possible! We better hurry if we want to get home before dark!” her father said with tons of emotion. They ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran. They finally got to their town at 5:00 but they lived at the other side of town. They panted and drank a lot from a water fountain then ran again. Lilly was becoming very tired.
“Aaaaaah!” Lilly said as she tripped on a rock. Lilly sprained her back foot and her dad gave her a piggy back rides most of the way until they came to their street.
“HOME SWEET HOME!!” Lilly’s dad said, carefully putting Lilly down. He ran towards their house and Lilly struggled to keep up. Lilly’s mom was knitting on the front porch crying. “CASSANDRA!!!! IT’S ME!! JEREMY!!!!!!” HER DAD SHOUTED. Lilly’s mom dropped her knitting, smiled, and ran towards her long lost husband. They hugged and kissed, Lilly’s mom welcoming Lilly’s dad. Lilly stopped running, smiled, and every thing went blurry.
“Huh?” Lilly said waking up in her bed. “It w-w-was a dream. Dad is dead! And I must have fainted at the thought of stopping my candy corn addiction.” She started cry and then looked towards her door sobbing.
“No it wasn’t Lilly. You didn’t dream you fainted when you got home. Her dad said smiling. His arm was around Lilly’s mom and they were standing in the doorway!
“Dad you’re alive for real! I wasn’t dreaming! I love you! I love you both!!” Lilly said running and hugging her parents. When she was done she looked around and smiled. “There you are Carz! No more free air bubble time for you naughty fly!”
THE REAL END!!!!!
By Waveney
It was a calm and shining day in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Down at the bottom of it was the house of the Shambleg’s. Now the Shambleg’s were hermit crabs that could live undersea because they were well, sort of able to breath down there. I have no idea why this certain family of hermit crabs could breathe undersea so please don’t ask. Anyway Lilly Shambleg was the only child in this family. She was sitting on her very soft water bed and was decorating the headrest with shining shells from the land. She would always brag to her friends about how long she could hold her breathe on land. She could hold it for 29 precise seconds. She sighed and dropped her shining shells. She was hungry. She got up and crawled over to her candy corn basket for some. She would fill it up every time it was empty. Today was one of those times.
“Empty again!” she said for she had just filled it up yesterday. She grabbed ten shellbucks and went into the living room. When she walked in the living room she said to her mom who was knitting as always.
“I’m going to buy some more candy corn, Mom.” Lilly said loudly.
“Again? I thought you just bought some more yesterday.” Her mom replied.
“Yeah well apparently my new pet fly Carz still had his air bubble on and he ate the rest of it.” Lilly replied. She walked out the front door, put her helmet on, and rode her water powered scooter to the candy store. When she walked in through the door a bell rang. Ms. Warnetlekan looked up from her cash register and smiled at her usual customer. She was the candy store owner and she was the only person who worked there. She was a Wing Flying fish. The store was called Ms.Warnetlekan’s Cool Candy store and the kids call it M&W&C, C. Lilly went over to the Candy corn circle. The front of the “Triple C circle” didn’t have any candy corn so Lilly turned it with her claw. There still wasn’t any candy corn so she turned it again. STILL no candy corn. She sighed and walked over to the buying place.
“Ms.Warnetlekan, I think you’re out of candy corn.” She said.
“I know it’s a really bad thing isn’t it. I already ordered some more so it’ll be here soon.” Ms.Warnetlekan replied.
“How soon? How many days?” Lilly asked.
“Umm... I think it’ll take about four weeks for it to come in.” Ms.W answered.
“Four weeks! I can’t go without candy corn for that long!” Lilly cried. She walked out the door and put on her helmet. She got on her scooter and rode home. When she got home she walked in the door with a frown on her face.
“What’s wrong honey?” her mother asked sympathy on her face.
“M&W&C, C was out of candy corn and there won’t be any more for about 4 weeks and maybe even longer!” Lilly replied.
“Oh dear! Honey I’m not sure that you can go that long without candy corn.” Her mother replied, worry showing in her voice.
“That’s exactly what I was thinking when I walked out of the store! Can we go for our evening walk now? It’s 5 already.” She replied then asked.
“Sure I guess. Just let me put my shoes on.” Her mom said getting up from her knitting and walking over to the family shoe basket. She picked up her shoes and walked over to the couch again. As she untied her shoes she watched Lilly walk back to her room. Lilly was walking down the hall but then stopped suddenly. Lilly picked up the picture of her dad and her eyes suddenly filled with tears. Lilly’s dad had died one year ago in the Sharmainian waterquake. In the Sharmainian waterquake the water went wilder than it ever had before and it killed many people including Lilly’s dad. Lilly put the picture down and walked into her room. She grabbed her shoes and slipped them on while she was sitting on her bed. She then walked out of her room and down the hall and opened the front door. He mom walked out side and Lilly followed. They walked a few blocks in silence.
“Look mom! Look at that sign! Someone is selling candy corn just a block away from here!” Lilly suddenly shouted pointing with her left claw at a small sign. Lilly started running as fast as she could down the block. She stopped in front of a huge line and started waiting. 30 minutes later she was finally at the front of the line.
“2 bags of candy corn please.” She asked.
“That’ll be 2 dollars Ms.Shambleg.” a boy named Varlen said to her smiling. He was a quillback fish and he was best friends with Lilly. Lilly unzipped her pocket and searched for her wallet. She couldn’t find it.
“Sorry Varlen, I can’t find my wallet.” She said sadly.
“Well, with this line I’m afraid I can’t hold your spot Lilly.” He replied, a frown forming on his face.
“Okay. I’ll just go find my wallet and then get in the back of the line.” She replied. She walked out of line and headed down the block. She was walking and staring at her feet when she accidently ran into someone who was going through a wallet.
“Oh! Sorry Lilly!” her best friend Varkeela (who was a zingle fish) was smiling at her.
“It’s okay. I’m sorry too.” Lilly replied. She looked at the wallet Varkeela had been going through.
“Hey Lilly, is this your wallet? I found it on the ground over here and I was looking for a name in it.” Varkeela asked Lilly.
“Yeah I think it is mine! Thanks for finding it Varkeela.” Lilly replied. Lilly took the wallet and walked down the block. She was watching her feet again when she ran into someone AGAIN. She looked up with a confused look on her face. She was curious about who she had run into this time.
“Hey! If you want some candy corn, get in the back of the line!” a strange man said to her. Lilly looked at who was behind the man. It was the line for candy corn. She walked down the line a very long way from the man and finally met the end of the line. She was very far from getting candy corn and when it was her turn to buy candy corn she smiled for her legs were very tired.
“I’m sorry Lilly but we’re out of candy corn now.” Varlen said to her frowning sadly.
“Okay.”Lilly said her voice cracking. “I was thinking about breaking my addiction to candy corn any way.” Lilly smiled and everyone lived happily- Wait, scratch that! All of a sudden a candy corn truck drove by. Lilly couldn’t help her self. She ran as fast as she could and jumped onto the back of the truck. She held on with all of her might and her mom and Varlen screamed after her.
To be continued in part 2
Part 2
By Waveney Brooks
Lilly cried as she reached down and tried to open the back of the candy corn truck she had jumped on by force of habit since she hadn’t had and candy corn in like forever (in her mind). She opened the back of the truck and air piled out of it. She wasn’t expecting this so of course she gagged and gasped for water since she lived underwater (she was in a weird family of underwater hermit crabs). When she could breathe again she crawled into the truck and shut the door. She sat down and then realized what was right in front of her. It was millions and millions of bags of candy corn!! Lilly felt as if she were in heaven. She gobbled down all fifty-five packages of candy corn then faced another pile of one hundred fifty-five packages of candy corn. She devoured those also. When there was no more candy corn she fell asleep and dreamed that she was back at home. When she woke up she was happy. “Mom, I had the worst dream ever! I almost had to try and give up my candy corn addiction and I got stick on a candy corn and” she broke off. She looked around her self and realized that it wasn’t a dream. She was in the candy corn truck. Her stomach was full and she had to go to the bathroom. “Eek! This is a bad thing!! Where will I go to the bathroom?” she said frowning. She looked around and realized there was a completely empty bucket in the corner. “Well I guess I might as well do my business the olden’ way!” she said frowning. She picked up the bucket and did her business. When she was done she sighed and was glad she got that out of her. She realized that she was now very bored. All of a sudden she heard a low sounding noise. It sounded like a merkonia. You blew water into it and it made noise. She remembered how her dad had one of those. She looked over in the corner that the noise was coming from. She hadn’t looked at this corner before. When she saw the corner she saw a man playing his merkonia. He looked as if he had been in a water quake and Lilly could tell that he hadn’t shaved in a while. He was an odd hermit crab like Lilly and he had a huge shell full of stuff.
“Hello little missy. My name is Jeremiah Shambleg and I was one of the few people to survive the Sharmainian waterquake. But I did it secretly. No one knows I’m even alive. Boy do I miss my little girl and my wife.” He sighed. Lilly’s eyes widened at the mention of her fathers name and kept widening the whole time he spoke.
“I-i-i-i am Lilly Shambleg, y-y-y-your d-d-d-d-daughter. Dad! I thought you were dead!!!! How could you do this to me and mom!?!?” Lilly said her voice rising. Her father’s eyes also widened at the mention of her name. He jumped up and hugged Lilly a big long hug. Lilly hugged him back.
“Lilly you will never believe how much I missed you! I spent my nights staring at this picture of you and your mother!!” Lilly’s dad dug in his pocket and pulled out a picture of her and her mom. “I missed you more than the distance between Pluto and the Sun! How did you get here anyway?!” Lilly’s father said.
“I missed you so much to! After you supposedly died I became addicted to candy corn. I was about to stop my addiction when I saw this specific candy corn truck drive by and I jumped onto here by force. I was really sad but now I’m glad I did jump on this truck. Come on dad! We have to get off here and go home. You can see mom!” Lilly responded. Her dad nodded and smiled
“You’re right. I do want to see Cassandra SOOOO much. Come on, on the count of three we’ll open the back door and jump out. Then we’ll find our way home.” He responded. He counted to three and he and Lilly opened the door. They jumped out and landed rolling on the gravel. Luckily they had their shells. They stood up and wiped off their shells. “Well, it looks like we got stuck in Kernlepan town. One of the most dangerous, shark infested waters. Most people don’t care about that. They think it’s a FAKE MYTH. But I’ve traveled through here and I’ve found out its true. TRUST me.” Lilly’s father whispered.
“Eeeeeeuuw. That’s scary! What if one of us gets stolen? What’ll we do then?” Lilly said shivering.
“If they got me I’ll find a way out. I’ve done it before. If it’s you then I’ll save you. I saved a young boy shrimp once from the sharks. Hard times, hard times. But I can guarantee you that the sharks probably won’t get us.” Lilly’s dad said. He was about to say something else when there were suddenly loud screams. They were screams of all kind from all ages. They suddenly spotted some shrimp and kettle fish being chased by huge tattooed sharks. The sharks were smiling and licking their lips. The smallest one picked a tiny shrimp and stuck him in a shell, then holding the shell with his mouth swam back towards a cave that said “SHARK CAVING! BEWARE: YOU’RE ENTRY MIGHT MEAN YOUR DEATH!!!” he swam in it and disappeared.
“RUUUUN LILLY!!!!! They can catch you alive!!” her father shouted as he started running himself. Lilly ran as fast as she could. A humongous fin grabbed her and she screamed loudly with all her might. “Lilly! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” her father screamed frantically grabbing at her. He missed as shark tugged her up and held her in his mouth by her shell.
“DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDY! Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Lilly shouted at the top of her lungs. She started to cry as she was carried off into the shark caving with her dad screaming after her.
To be continued in part 3
Part 3
By Waveney Brooks, 4th grade
“Let go of me you rude, nasty, lifeless shark!” Lilly shouted at the head shark, Lemorgan, as he carried Lilly Shambleg into the dangerous shark caving. The shark grunted then released its grip on Lilly, causing her to fall to the hard rocky, shark caving floor. She screamed as she fell and then smiled, suddenly falling asleep on the soft, cushiony, sleep spell floor. Lilly woke up to the sound of grown sharks laughing.
“Okay here’s a good one. Why did the shrimp cross the road?” a shark that looked in his twenties said.
“I don’t know. Why Leonard?” a girl shark said. She had a tattoo that said “Juliette plus Leonard. Lilly figured she was Juliette and the one telling the joke was her husband/boyfriend, Leonard. She also heard that sharks never got married.
“To get the shrimp treat in my mouth! Hahahahahahahahahaha!” Leonard said, pointing to his mouth and laughing as all the other sharks did.
“What’s all this laughing about?” a deep growly voice said. All the sharks froze in their spots, then quickly grabbing whatever cleaning tool lay beside them. They started cleaning, fright showing on their faces. The shark with the deep growly voice was the leader, Lemorgan. Lemorgan walked around, and then suddenly slapped Leonard. “You missed the little shrimp’s blood!” he said. When Lemorgan slapped Leonard, Juliette had accidentally gripped her broom until it broke, then ran to get another. She didn’t like seeing her boyfriend get slapped. Lemorgan turned around and noticed Lilly. He smirked and walked over to her saying, “Well look who woke up in her new room. It’s the magic hermit crab we’ve spent our life looking for. You know little missy your father killed our old leader, Jonaklen, making me master. That’s his coffin over there. He was my father.” Lemorgan picked up the cage Lilly was in and continued, “You’re our new nurse, maid, cook, and all other stuff for us. Put this on.” He threw in a little shark dress. It was extra extra extra extra extra small for her. All the sharks turned around as she changed. There was a speaker in the dress so the giant sharks could here the tiny her.
“There. Done. You can turn around now.” Nobody turned around. She checked the speaker and repeated herself. All of a sudden the sharks put their left fin on their hips and snapped with their right fin. They jumped around and Lemorgan snapped a hat on, and grabbed a microphone from his back pocket.
“We’re the sharks and you’re our maid. Our nurse, our chef, the one who makes lemonade. You treat us all nicely but we don’t praise. You have to smile all day and sleep in a cage. We rap to you and laugh at you. And you just sit there like dumb, old goo. As matter of fact we think you’re dumb. We don’t care if your claws are numb. WE’RE THE SHARKS!! YEAH!!” Lemorgan sang while dancing. He was joined in at some parts and all the sharks shouted the last two sentences with him. Lilly stood there dumbstruck and the sharks went back to normal. “That’ll be your lullaby every night. Good luck getting much sleep. We don’t need any sleep and so we’ll do it ALL NIGHT! We memorized it ever since, well the loss of my father. Now we’ll put it to use!” Lemorgan said in her face. He opened his mouth again and laughed an evil laugh. Lilly fell asleep again. She went through a few days of doing what told. On the 4th day the sharks were cleaning up from their lullaby when suddenly a loud, booming voice spoke. It was louder than Lemorgan’s voice!
“I have returned for the girl! Trade her for your safety! It’s me JEREMIAH SHAMBLEG!!!” The voice said. Lilly smiled, and the sharks froze. “Have Lemorgan take Lilly to the front of shark caving and give her to me. Also have her change back to normal clothes.”
“Y-y-you heard your father Lilly, change back to normal clothes.” Said Lemorgan. All the sharks turned around and Lilly changed back. When she was done the sharks turned around and Lemorgan carefully got her out of her cage. He swam to the front of the shark caving. “H-h-here all powerful Jeremiah. Your daughter is on the ground of the front of the shark caving, unharmed. I’ll go back now.” Lemorgan said. He frantically swam back to the other sharks sweating like mad. Lilly’s father walked out from behind a boulder with a super megaphone.
“Daddy! You saved me! Now we can go home!!” Lilly cried out, running to her dad. She and her dad hugged a big long hug again. “You won’t believe what they did to me! They made me their maid, cook, and nurse! I worked so hard and didn’t get any sleep! They sang me this stupid song to make it so I wouldn’t sleep! They didn’t stop at all for the whole night!”
“Oh Lilly, I’m so sorry you went through all that! It just took me a while to get this super megaphone, and then to travel all the way back here. I went as fast as possible! We better hurry if we want to get home before dark!” her father said with tons of emotion. They ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran. They finally got to their town at 5:00 but they lived at the other side of town. They panted and drank a lot from a water fountain then ran again. Lilly was becoming very tired.
“Aaaaaah!” Lilly said as she tripped on a rock. Lilly sprained her back foot and her dad gave her a piggy back rides most of the way until they came to their street.
“HOME SWEET HOME!!” Lilly’s dad said, carefully putting Lilly down. He ran towards their house and Lilly struggled to keep up. Lilly’s mom was knitting on the front porch crying. “CASSANDRA!!!! IT’S ME!! JEREMY!!!!!!” HER DAD SHOUTED. Lilly’s mom dropped her knitting, smiled, and ran towards her long lost husband. They hugged and kissed, Lilly’s mom welcoming Lilly’s dad. Lilly stopped running, smiled, and every thing went blurry.
“Huh?” Lilly said waking up in her bed. “It w-w-was a dream. Dad is dead! And I must have fainted at the thought of stopping my candy corn addiction.” She started cry and then looked towards her door sobbing.
“No it wasn’t Lilly. You didn’t dream you fainted when you got home. Her dad said smiling. His arm was around Lilly’s mom and they were standing in the doorway!
“Dad you’re alive for real! I wasn’t dreaming! I love you! I love you both!!” Lilly said running and hugging her parents. When she was done she looked around and smiled. “There you are Carz! No more free air bubble time for you naughty fly!”
THE REAL END!!!!!
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