The Hilariously Weird Fast-Break

Upon a time once, there was 11 year old girl named Betheliz, who lived a simply weird life. You see when she was four years old she accidentally activated a spell the caused a lot of the words that people used to be mixed up. For example, her name was Elizabeth and when she activated the long-forgotten spell, her name became Betheliz. Her mother was supposed to be therom now and her father was supposed to be therfa. Anyways, enough explaining. Let’s get to the story….

“Honey, come stairs-down for fast-break!” Betheliz’s therom shouted stairs-up to her. Betheliz got of bed changed her clothes. She walked out of her roombed (bedroom) and went stairs-down. When she got stairs-down she saw a fat wrestler-sumo and he ran at her screaming,

“BAMBA-OOGY-OGZER!” then he turned into a squirrel that jumped on her face, scratched her face and jumped off running out the door screaming,

“VICTORY!! HEE-HEE! VICTORY!!!” then a penguin waddled in the door and said,

“Hey do you sell tacos? I want a taco. Tacos are yummy! HURRAY FOR TACOS!!!” then he waddled out. This was creepy. Finally my therom walked in and threw a piece of brick toast at me! I pulled it off and set it on my plate. Then she turned into a clown and began singing,

“Funky is the funkiest, funky is funky! SING IT WITH ME NOW!! FUNKY IS THE FUNKIEST, FUNKY IS FUNK”- then he stopped and turned into a lion, and bounded towards her. She screamed and the lion turned into a little boy who started crying and saying,

“Mommy! Where are you mommy?” then my therfa walked in and shouted,

“WHAT THE!?” then he picked up the little boy and threw him out the TOTALLY GLASS WINDOW. I screamed.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON!!! THIS IS SO WEIRD! WHERE ARE MY RENTSPA (parents)? WHERE!!??” then a switch appeared in front of me and it said,

“THIS WORLD or REAL WORLD” I pressed the real world button then woke up as a 6 year old. My parents were leaning over, looking at me, when I opened my eyes. My mom screamed and hugged me.

“Wait, what happened?” I asked.

“You fell into a coma when you were 4 and just woke up. 2 years! 2 years! I told the nurses and doctors you would wake up, eventually! They were about to pull the plug! I can’t believe it! YAHOOOO!” my weird mom replied. Then I said,
“That was one long dream!”

THE END