Once upon a time there was a holiday on June 12. That holiday was called “Crazy National Caveman Day”. On this holiday everybody had to dress up like a caveman, eat like a caveman, talk like a caveman, and even make light like a caveman. If you didn’t do this stuff, then you would go to jail. They don’t do it anymore because of what happened on the 57th annual caveman day. On that day everybody was put in jail for 2 days. But they were all cavemen…..
“Ooo!” said caveman #32178. He wanted food.
“Gooooo faaaa!” replied caveman #6738. She wanted to eat him.
“Aaaaaaaah!” Caveman #32178 was scared. Caveman #6738 chased caveman #32178 up a staircase to the top of a sky scraper. There they found a buffalo. They exchanged glances and raised their club and spear and charged.
“Ooo geeee gaaaa jiiii!” They shouted in triumph. The buffalo jumped off the side of the skyscraper and fell to his death. The cavemen jumped down after him but fell on an old mattress. It was on fire. Oops.
“Ooog! Ag! Bluioeioueio!” they shouted as they scrambled off smacking their booties. They turned around to see fifty or something cavemen running towards them. #32178 and #6738 screamed like girls and ran away as fast as they could. The parade of cavemen suddenly disappeared and #6738 and #32178 turned around surprised.
“Oajlumfurd?” asked a caveman who had been running with them, #584928. Then he disappeared. #32178 and #6738 looked at each other for 5 seconds and then they both disappeared.
THE END
No comments:
Post a Comment