November 25, 2010

The Bluejay and the Snow Leopard

This story is about the very first blue jay and the very first snow leopard. You see, the very first blue jay couldn’t fly at all but it very much wanted to. And the very first snow leopard could fly but never even wanted to. So on November 17th both animals went to queen animalous to ask for her to fix them. They met each other in the waiting room and learned each other’s names.
“So what is your request?” The blue jay asked the snow leopard.

“I don’t want to be able to fly anymore.” Replied the snow leopard.

“Really! I want to be able to fly!” exclaimed the blue jay.

“Hey maybe we could switch!” said the snow leopard.

Then blue jay was called in to see queen animalous. Snow leopard went with blue jay. They told the queen what they wanted and she thought about it.

“Okay, I will switch you, IF you will perform a special task for me. You must climb to the top of mount Jibbly-Jobbly-Joo and grab the golden egg from the crow’s nest, and last but definitely least come down the hill and cook the egg. Make sure it’s scrambled!”

“YES, YOUR HIGHNESS!!!” both animals shouted in reply. They ran out of the room and the snow leopard carried the blue jay all the way to the bottom of mount Jibbly-Jobbly-Joo and put the blue jay down. Mount Jibbly-Jobbly-Joo was 20 miles high and completely made from red jello. It was about medium steepness and it had a pointy top which was the home of the giant crow. The crow’s nest would be the hardest part because it was wide so it was REALLY hard to get on. Halfway up the hill there was ten foot high barb wire. Now that would be tough and 3/4ths up the hill there was a huge part taken out where a giant had eaten it and then died from the poison.

So the animals were supposed to climb this treacherous mountain. They stared up at the golden egg until the snow leopard glanced at the blue jay, picked him up in his mouth and flew halfway up the mountain. Since the jello was so old, it was dirty and sticky so they could stand easier than you would have thought. As you remember, halfway up the mountain was ten foot high barb wire. The snow leopard set the blue jay on the ground and the blue jay just hopped through a little hole in the barb wire.

“Come on snow leopard, just fly over the barb wire.” Said the blue jay.

“I don’t think I can fly that high!” exclaimed the snow leopard, gazing up at the top of the barb wire.

“Just try! Believe in yourself!” encouraged the blue jay. The snow leopard backed WAY up, started running, and leaped into the air. He flew up and got to where his head was parallel with the top of the barb wire. He tried to fly higher and while he was barely going over the top he scraped both of his white wings on the top. He fell to the ground immediately, scraping his wings the way down too. When he got to the bottom he was crying and his wings were almost completely gone.

“Stop crying, snow leopard! I thought you didn’t want wings!” Said the blue jay.

“I know! I’m crying with joy!” the snow leopard pointed out. As he said that his wings disappeared for good. They turned around and started up the mountain again. They quickly arrived at the huge hole. The snow leopard backed up and leaped over the ditch. The blue jay looked frightened and he backed up. She hid her face, looked at the ditch and ran as fast as he could, spreading his wings and jumping off the edge. To his amazement, he flew across the ditch.

“I’M FLYING! OH MY GOSH I’M FLYING! PRAISE THE QUEEN ANIMALOUS, I’M FLYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The blue jay shouted with joy. He landed on the other side and the two animals sprinted up the mountain. When they got to the crow’s nest the blue jay flew up and grabbed the egg. The fabulous pair of buddy’s ran down the opposite side of the hill and met the queen anomalous. They scrambled the egg on a REALLY hot rock and handed the eggs to the queen and she ate them, while growing larger and even MORE beautiful. The two Best Animal Friends Forever lived happily ever after thereafter.



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