Crazy National Caveman Day 2

When Caveman #6738 and #32178 stopped traveling through non-space they appeared to be in a jail cell. They looked in the cells on the other wall and saw all cavemen. It was weird. They immediately knew that someone was out to get the cavemen. All of a sudden a pretty lady’s voice said,
“3 minutes until caveman day is over.” They must have been traveling through non-space for a looooooonnnnnngggg time. They heard a loud metal door open and shut. They heard heavy footsteps and then a tall man stopped at their cell, and said,

“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD….. WE HAVE #6738 AND #32178. WE HAVE THEM ALL!!!! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA COUGH-COUGH! EXSQUEEZE ME. So,” An evil man in a weird crown and cape said. He looked kind of like darth-vader but with green and purple, not black. “These are the last cavemen in the world. Looks like we have,” he paused and looked at his wrist-watch, “30 seconds until caveman day is over. Then you will all go from stupid cavemen who act like they don’t understand me (even though they do) to angry citizen, wrongly put in jail.” All of a sudden the pretty lady’s voice announced,

“Caveman day is over.” All the cavemen’s clothes switched to normal citizen clothes and their hair wasn’t so ruffled. There was a lot of shouting.

“Let me out of this dump!”

“Mommy! Help!”

“Hey um, I have to go to the bathroom…..”

“Yo, dudes, why in da world am I locked in this monkey cage? Lemme out!” Then Garth Paver (the evil guy) shouted,

“Umm, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” everybody went quiet. Then there was a large crashing sound and a worldwide, #1, huge wrestler busted the bars on his cage and ran toward Garth Paver and Garth Paver crouched into a ball and started crying and begging,

“Please don’t hurt me. Please don’t hurt me.” The wrestler picked him up and threw him out of a sun roof. Then he picked a remote that the evil guy dropped and pressed a button saying, “RELEASE ALL” everybody was free and a huge pro-wrestler had saved the day.

THE END

P.S. there was a new law stating that there was now no such thing as Crazy National Caveman Day, therefore, this story never existed…………..