“Hey, dude, you should have seen the new 867-JUNICKA car model. They’ve got the like, leather seats, and like, the like, built in GPS, and like, the um, like, the phone charger, and even the like, outlet, for like charging things. It’s like, so like, awesome.” Said the gangster wannabe that was leaning on a pole. He was talking to his unicorn wannabe friend that was eating flowers. All of a sudden the sidewalk lifted itself up and shouted,
“YOU NEED TO STOP SAYING THE WORD LIKE! IT IS SO ANNOYING!” then it swallowed the gangster wannabe and went silent again. The unicorn wannabe looked up from all fours, neighed, and went back to munching at weeds.
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“DING-DONG!” the doorbell rang and a stressed-looking woman yanked open the door. She was in sweats and was sweating like mad.
“Sorry about my appearance I just sweat when I’m worried.” She said in a rushed tone. She let him in and shut the door hard behind him. He looked around the uncleaned house. It was quite nasty. He sat on the sofa and began asking questions and writing the answers on his notebook.
"So, your 17 year old son is missing?” he asked.
“Yes, my little gangster-wannabe is gone!” she replied.
“What color is his hair?”
“He doesn’t have any!”
“What colors are his eyes?”
“It’s only one color, brown!”
“Mam, you need to calm down and get a drink.”
“Ok.” She got up and got a drink, and as she was drinking it her sweat dripped into it. He was disgusted.
“What was he wearing when he left this morning?”
“His favorite blue jeans, his black beanie, and his plain white tee-shirt with a ravioli stain in the bottom left corner.”
“Okay. That will be enough for now.” He stood up and walked out. He stood in her lawn, gasping for fresh air because her house had smelled like really bad B.O. and he couldn’t stand it. Then the sidewalk lifted up and the boy the mother had described crawled out from under it.
“I’m never saying the word, um, L-I-K-E again! That place was terrible!” he shouted. Then he ran inside and he heard the mom scream in joy. The police threw his paper on the ground and got in his car. Then the sidewalk said,
“Hey, hey Mr. po-po! It’s bad to litter!” then the sidewalk swallowed him and went silent. The police opened his eyes again and realized he was in a cramped, dimly lit, and he was surrounded by centipedes. He screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed until a low but loud voice said,
“SILENCE.” Then he shut up. He looked around to see if somebody was there but he was still alone. He said,
“Who’s there? Tell me you name!” then the same voice said,
“You don’t seem afraid, young police man. But you should not litter. I am the spirit of the sidewalk. After being in hibernation for thousands of years, I have been recalled to life by a powerful wizard, named Shermanlock. He knew that the spirit of the sidewalk was going to make the earth nice again, for he knew that sidewalk spirit would cleanse the wrongs in people. I will make this world right. And littering isn’t helping my plan.” The police man replied,
“Good, you know I like you Sidewalk Spirit. You will make this world clean and good again. I will never litter again.” He heard the sidewalk spirit sigh in happiness. The world was shown to him again and he climbed out. He sighed and got in his police car, and drove away.
THE END!
November 25, 2010
BRACES
We were pulling in front of the orthodontics office when I started feeling scared for the first time ever since I heard that I was getting braces. Would it hurt? Would I get sores in my mouth? Will my lips get really chapped? Would I be able to smile the same? Would I be able to talk the same? Will people make fun of me when I get back to school? Chills ran down my spine.
“Why don’t you go on in and I’ll go park.” My mom suggested. I nodded and got out of the car. I walked through the door way and headed towards the elevator. I pressed the button up and stood there waiting, while tapping my fingers on my thighs. The elevator dinged and the door slid open. I stepped in and pressed the floor 3 button. It lit up. I felt the elevator start rising and I jumped up and down for the fun of it. It seemed to boost my spirits. The door slid open and I walked out, heading down the hall to where the door was. It was nicely decorated. I realized I was stalling in my head and pushed the door open. I entered my name in on the digital touch screen and pressed enter.
“Birthday countdown, 7 days to go!” the screen read. I smiled. That was right! I’m getting braces a week before my birthday! I walked over to my favorite part of the waiting room. The video games. That’s why I loved my orthodontics place. You could watch movies while you were getting braces worked on and play video games in the waiting room. It was pretty awesome. I sat down to play a harry potter video game, but they called my name. I swallowed and stood up, walking over to the dental chair they had directed me towards. I sat down and looked at the orthodontist. She smiled at me and said,
“Don’t worry, people say it hurts but it doesn’t really. My daughter told me that it only hurts for about two or three days” She gave me a reassuring smile and got some stuff. She explained how she had to put a “cheek retractor” in my mouth and it will keep my tongue out of the way but show just my teeth. She als0 explained how if I had to swallow or spit or anything, I could flip a switch and these things in the back of the cheek retractor would suck the spit out. It was pretty cool. Eventually she picked up a big red cheek retractor and put it in my mouth. I practiced flipping the switch a few times before the orthodontist went to get the Dr. Lisa Kochis, the main orthodontist. She was pretty funny and pretty awesome too. I sat in silence as they put on about 18 brackets. Then I groaned and tried to grimace as they put on wires. Actually, it didn’t hurt that bad. Then they put my expander and I was done. The expander had to be the worst because every Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday night I had to push back and itty-bitty dial that made it widen out. It gave me instant headaches. I couldn’t say words that and “e” sound either, like beat, eat, feed, or need. It was ANNOYING!! Once it was all over, I got an excuse slip and went to school. When I was passing the school to go into the parking lot, I noticed that my class was outside and was drawing stuff with chalk. One person saw me driving by and started to shout hi at me. Eventually, it was like half the class. I stopped hanging out the window looking at them and put my hand out, waving at them like superstars do to crazy girls. When I pulled into the parking lot and went to sign in. I went over to the drama room and went out the back to where I had seen my classmates. Almost the exact second I walked out there people crowded me and started asking if they could see. I kept shaking my head over and over and finally I showed them. Since it was green, some people said “Ew!” and others told me it was cool. Some even laughed at me and said
Ha ha! You had to get braces!” Oh, yeah, it was Nathan. Yeah, you over there! The rest of the day was painful but great, and I’ve finally got used to my braces.
THE END
“Why don’t you go on in and I’ll go park.” My mom suggested. I nodded and got out of the car. I walked through the door way and headed towards the elevator. I pressed the button up and stood there waiting, while tapping my fingers on my thighs. The elevator dinged and the door slid open. I stepped in and pressed the floor 3 button. It lit up. I felt the elevator start rising and I jumped up and down for the fun of it. It seemed to boost my spirits. The door slid open and I walked out, heading down the hall to where the door was. It was nicely decorated. I realized I was stalling in my head and pushed the door open. I entered my name in on the digital touch screen and pressed enter.
“Birthday countdown, 7 days to go!” the screen read. I smiled. That was right! I’m getting braces a week before my birthday! I walked over to my favorite part of the waiting room. The video games. That’s why I loved my orthodontics place. You could watch movies while you were getting braces worked on and play video games in the waiting room. It was pretty awesome. I sat down to play a harry potter video game, but they called my name. I swallowed and stood up, walking over to the dental chair they had directed me towards. I sat down and looked at the orthodontist. She smiled at me and said,
“Don’t worry, people say it hurts but it doesn’t really. My daughter told me that it only hurts for about two or three days” She gave me a reassuring smile and got some stuff. She explained how she had to put a “cheek retractor” in my mouth and it will keep my tongue out of the way but show just my teeth. She als0 explained how if I had to swallow or spit or anything, I could flip a switch and these things in the back of the cheek retractor would suck the spit out. It was pretty cool. Eventually she picked up a big red cheek retractor and put it in my mouth. I practiced flipping the switch a few times before the orthodontist went to get the Dr. Lisa Kochis, the main orthodontist. She was pretty funny and pretty awesome too. I sat in silence as they put on about 18 brackets. Then I groaned and tried to grimace as they put on wires. Actually, it didn’t hurt that bad. Then they put my expander and I was done. The expander had to be the worst because every Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday night I had to push back and itty-bitty dial that made it widen out. It gave me instant headaches. I couldn’t say words that and “e” sound either, like beat, eat, feed, or need. It was ANNOYING!! Once it was all over, I got an excuse slip and went to school. When I was passing the school to go into the parking lot, I noticed that my class was outside and was drawing stuff with chalk. One person saw me driving by and started to shout hi at me. Eventually, it was like half the class. I stopped hanging out the window looking at them and put my hand out, waving at them like superstars do to crazy girls. When I pulled into the parking lot and went to sign in. I went over to the drama room and went out the back to where I had seen my classmates. Almost the exact second I walked out there people crowded me and started asking if they could see. I kept shaking my head over and over and finally I showed them. Since it was green, some people said “Ew!” and others told me it was cool. Some even laughed at me and said
Ha ha! You had to get braces!” Oh, yeah, it was Nathan. Yeah, you over there! The rest of the day was painful but great, and I’ve finally got used to my braces.
THE END
The Hilariously Weird Fast-Break
Upon a time once, there was 11 year old girl named Betheliz, who lived a simply weird life. You see when she was four years old she accidentally activated a spell the caused a lot of the words that people used to be mixed up. For example, her name was Elizabeth and when she activated the long-forgotten spell, her name became Betheliz. Her mother was supposed to be therom now and her father was supposed to be therfa. Anyways, enough explaining. Let’s get to the story….
“Honey, come stairs-down for fast-break!” Betheliz’s therom shouted stairs-up to her. Betheliz got of bed changed her clothes. She walked out of her roombed (bedroom) and went stairs-down. When she got stairs-down she saw a fat wrestler-sumo and he ran at her screaming,
“BAMBA-OOGY-OGZER!” then he turned into a squirrel that jumped on her face, scratched her face and jumped off running out the door screaming,
“VICTORY!! HEE-HEE! VICTORY!!!” then a penguin waddled in the door and said,
“Hey do you sell tacos? I want a taco. Tacos are yummy! HURRAY FOR TACOS!!!” then he waddled out. This was creepy. Finally my therom walked in and threw a piece of brick toast at me! I pulled it off and set it on my plate. Then she turned into a clown and began singing,
“Funky is the funkiest, funky is funky! SING IT WITH ME NOW!! FUNKY IS THE FUNKIEST, FUNKY IS FUNK”- then he stopped and turned into a lion, and bounded towards her. She screamed and the lion turned into a little boy who started crying and saying,
“Mommy! Where are you mommy?” then my therfa walked in and shouted,
“WHAT THE!?” then he picked up the little boy and threw him out the TOTALLY GLASS WINDOW. I screamed.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON!!! THIS IS SO WEIRD! WHERE ARE MY RENTSPA (parents)? WHERE!!??” then a switch appeared in front of me and it said,
“THIS WORLD or REAL WORLD” I pressed the real world button then woke up as a 6 year old. My parents were leaning over, looking at me, when I opened my eyes. My mom screamed and hugged me.
“Wait, what happened?” I asked.
“You fell into a coma when you were 4 and just woke up. 2 years! 2 years! I told the nurses and doctors you would wake up, eventually! They were about to pull the plug! I can’t believe it! YAHOOOO!” my weird mom replied. Then I said,
“That was one long dream!”
THE END
“Honey, come stairs-down for fast-break!” Betheliz’s therom shouted stairs-up to her. Betheliz got of bed changed her clothes. She walked out of her roombed (bedroom) and went stairs-down. When she got stairs-down she saw a fat wrestler-sumo and he ran at her screaming,
“BAMBA-OOGY-OGZER!” then he turned into a squirrel that jumped on her face, scratched her face and jumped off running out the door screaming,
“VICTORY!! HEE-HEE! VICTORY!!!” then a penguin waddled in the door and said,
“Hey do you sell tacos? I want a taco. Tacos are yummy! HURRAY FOR TACOS!!!” then he waddled out. This was creepy. Finally my therom walked in and threw a piece of brick toast at me! I pulled it off and set it on my plate. Then she turned into a clown and began singing,
“Funky is the funkiest, funky is funky! SING IT WITH ME NOW!! FUNKY IS THE FUNKIEST, FUNKY IS FUNK”- then he stopped and turned into a lion, and bounded towards her. She screamed and the lion turned into a little boy who started crying and saying,
“Mommy! Where are you mommy?” then my therfa walked in and shouted,
“WHAT THE!?” then he picked up the little boy and threw him out the TOTALLY GLASS WINDOW. I screamed.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON!!! THIS IS SO WEIRD! WHERE ARE MY RENTSPA (parents)? WHERE!!??” then a switch appeared in front of me and it said,
“THIS WORLD or REAL WORLD” I pressed the real world button then woke up as a 6 year old. My parents were leaning over, looking at me, when I opened my eyes. My mom screamed and hugged me.
“Wait, what happened?” I asked.
“You fell into a coma when you were 4 and just woke up. 2 years! 2 years! I told the nurses and doctors you would wake up, eventually! They were about to pull the plug! I can’t believe it! YAHOOOO!” my weird mom replied. Then I said,
“That was one long dream!”
THE END
Crazy National Caveman Day
Once upon a time there was a holiday on June 12. That holiday was called “Crazy National Caveman Day”. On this holiday everybody had to dress up like a caveman, eat like a caveman, talk like a caveman, and even make light like a caveman. If you didn’t do this stuff, then you would go to jail. They don’t do it anymore because of what happened on the 57th annual caveman day. On that day everybody was put in jail for 2 days. But they were all cavemen…..
“Ooo!” said caveman #32178. He wanted food.
“Gooooo faaaa!” replied caveman #6738. She wanted to eat him.
“Aaaaaaaah!” Caveman #32178 was scared. Caveman #6738 chased caveman #32178 up a staircase to the top of a sky scraper. There they found a buffalo. They exchanged glances and raised their club and spear and charged.
“Ooo geeee gaaaa jiiii!” They shouted in triumph. The buffalo jumped off the side of the skyscraper and fell to his death. The cavemen jumped down after him but fell on an old mattress. It was on fire. Oops.
“Ooog! Ag! Bluioeioueio!” they shouted as they scrambled off smacking their booties. They turned around to see fifty or something cavemen running towards them. #32178 and #6738 screamed like girls and ran away as fast as they could. The parade of cavemen suddenly disappeared and #6738 and #32178 turned around surprised.
“Oajlumfurd?” asked a caveman who had been running with them, #584928. Then he disappeared. #32178 and #6738 looked at each other for 5 seconds and then they both disappeared.
THE END
“Ooo!” said caveman #32178. He wanted food.
“Gooooo faaaa!” replied caveman #6738. She wanted to eat him.
“Aaaaaaaah!” Caveman #32178 was scared. Caveman #6738 chased caveman #32178 up a staircase to the top of a sky scraper. There they found a buffalo. They exchanged glances and raised their club and spear and charged.
“Ooo geeee gaaaa jiiii!” They shouted in triumph. The buffalo jumped off the side of the skyscraper and fell to his death. The cavemen jumped down after him but fell on an old mattress. It was on fire. Oops.
“Ooog! Ag! Bluioeioueio!” they shouted as they scrambled off smacking their booties. They turned around to see fifty or something cavemen running towards them. #32178 and #6738 screamed like girls and ran away as fast as they could. The parade of cavemen suddenly disappeared and #6738 and #32178 turned around surprised.
“Oajlumfurd?” asked a caveman who had been running with them, #584928. Then he disappeared. #32178 and #6738 looked at each other for 5 seconds and then they both disappeared.
THE END
Crazy National Caveman Day 2
When Caveman #6738 and #32178 stopped traveling through non-space they appeared to be in a jail cell. They looked in the cells on the other wall and saw all cavemen. It was weird. They immediately knew that someone was out to get the cavemen. All of a sudden a pretty lady’s voice said,
“3 minutes until caveman day is over.” They must have been traveling through non-space for a looooooonnnnnngggg time. They heard a loud metal door open and shut. They heard heavy footsteps and then a tall man stopped at their cell, and said,
“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD….. WE HAVE #6738 AND #32178. WE HAVE THEM ALL!!!! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA COUGH-COUGH! EXSQUEEZE ME. So,” An evil man in a weird crown and cape said. He looked kind of like darth-vader but with green and purple, not black. “These are the last cavemen in the world. Looks like we have,” he paused and looked at his wrist-watch, “30 seconds until caveman day is over. Then you will all go from stupid cavemen who act like they don’t understand me (even though they do) to angry citizen, wrongly put in jail.” All of a sudden the pretty lady’s voice announced,
“Caveman day is over.” All the cavemen’s clothes switched to normal citizen clothes and their hair wasn’t so ruffled. There was a lot of shouting.
“Let me out of this dump!”
“Mommy! Help!”
“Hey um, I have to go to the bathroom…..”
“Yo, dudes, why in da world am I locked in this monkey cage? Lemme out!” Then Garth Paver (the evil guy) shouted,
“Umm, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” everybody went quiet. Then there was a large crashing sound and a worldwide, #1, huge wrestler busted the bars on his cage and ran toward Garth Paver and Garth Paver crouched into a ball and started crying and begging,
“Please don’t hurt me. Please don’t hurt me.” The wrestler picked him up and threw him out of a sun roof. Then he picked a remote that the evil guy dropped and pressed a button saying, “RELEASE ALL” everybody was free and a huge pro-wrestler had saved the day.
THE END
P.S. there was a new law stating that there was now no such thing as Crazy National Caveman Day, therefore, this story never existed…………..
“3 minutes until caveman day is over.” They must have been traveling through non-space for a looooooonnnnnngggg time. They heard a loud metal door open and shut. They heard heavy footsteps and then a tall man stopped at their cell, and said,
“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD….. WE HAVE #6738 AND #32178. WE HAVE THEM ALL!!!! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA COUGH-COUGH! EXSQUEEZE ME. So,” An evil man in a weird crown and cape said. He looked kind of like darth-vader but with green and purple, not black. “These are the last cavemen in the world. Looks like we have,” he paused and looked at his wrist-watch, “30 seconds until caveman day is over. Then you will all go from stupid cavemen who act like they don’t understand me (even though they do) to angry citizen, wrongly put in jail.” All of a sudden the pretty lady’s voice announced,
“Caveman day is over.” All the cavemen’s clothes switched to normal citizen clothes and their hair wasn’t so ruffled. There was a lot of shouting.
“Let me out of this dump!”
“Mommy! Help!”
“Hey um, I have to go to the bathroom…..”
“Yo, dudes, why in da world am I locked in this monkey cage? Lemme out!” Then Garth Paver (the evil guy) shouted,
“Umm, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” everybody went quiet. Then there was a large crashing sound and a worldwide, #1, huge wrestler busted the bars on his cage and ran toward Garth Paver and Garth Paver crouched into a ball and started crying and begging,
“Please don’t hurt me. Please don’t hurt me.” The wrestler picked him up and threw him out of a sun roof. Then he picked a remote that the evil guy dropped and pressed a button saying, “RELEASE ALL” everybody was free and a huge pro-wrestler had saved the day.
THE END
P.S. there was a new law stating that there was now no such thing as Crazy National Caveman Day, therefore, this story never existed…………..
The Bluejay and the Snow Leopard
This story is about the very first blue jay and the very first snow leopard. You see, the very first blue jay couldn’t fly at all but it very much wanted to. And the very first snow leopard could fly but never even wanted to. So on November 17th both animals went to queen animalous to ask for her to fix them. They met each other in the waiting room and learned each other’s names.
“So what is your request?” The blue jay asked the snow leopard.
“I don’t want to be able to fly anymore.” Replied the snow leopard.
“Really! I want to be able to fly!” exclaimed the blue jay.
“Hey maybe we could switch!” said the snow leopard.
Then blue jay was called in to see queen animalous. Snow leopard went with blue jay. They told the queen what they wanted and she thought about it.
“Okay, I will switch you, IF you will perform a special task for me. You must climb to the top of mount Jibbly-Jobbly-Joo and grab the golden egg from the crow’s nest, and last but definitely least come down the hill and cook the egg. Make sure it’s scrambled!”
“YES, YOUR HIGHNESS!!!” both animals shouted in reply. They ran out of the room and the snow leopard carried the blue jay all the way to the bottom of mount Jibbly-Jobbly-Joo and put the blue jay down. Mount Jibbly-Jobbly-Joo was 20 miles high and completely made from red jello. It was about medium steepness and it had a pointy top which was the home of the giant crow. The crow’s nest would be the hardest part because it was wide so it was REALLY hard to get on. Halfway up the hill there was ten foot high barb wire. Now that would be tough and 3/4ths up the hill there was a huge part taken out where a giant had eaten it and then died from the poison.
So the animals were supposed to climb this treacherous mountain. They stared up at the golden egg until the snow leopard glanced at the blue jay, picked him up in his mouth and flew halfway up the mountain. Since the jello was so old, it was dirty and sticky so they could stand easier than you would have thought. As you remember, halfway up the mountain was ten foot high barb wire. The snow leopard set the blue jay on the ground and the blue jay just hopped through a little hole in the barb wire.
“Come on snow leopard, just fly over the barb wire.” Said the blue jay.
“I don’t think I can fly that high!” exclaimed the snow leopard, gazing up at the top of the barb wire.
“Just try! Believe in yourself!” encouraged the blue jay. The snow leopard backed WAY up, started running, and leaped into the air. He flew up and got to where his head was parallel with the top of the barb wire. He tried to fly higher and while he was barely going over the top he scraped both of his white wings on the top. He fell to the ground immediately, scraping his wings the way down too. When he got to the bottom he was crying and his wings were almost completely gone.
“Stop crying, snow leopard! I thought you didn’t want wings!” Said the blue jay.
“I know! I’m crying with joy!” the snow leopard pointed out. As he said that his wings disappeared for good. They turned around and started up the mountain again. They quickly arrived at the huge hole. The snow leopard backed up and leaped over the ditch. The blue jay looked frightened and he backed up. She hid her face, looked at the ditch and ran as fast as he could, spreading his wings and jumping off the edge. To his amazement, he flew across the ditch.
“I’M FLYING! OH MY GOSH I’M FLYING! PRAISE THE QUEEN ANIMALOUS, I’M FLYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The blue jay shouted with joy. He landed on the other side and the two animals sprinted up the mountain. When they got to the crow’s nest the blue jay flew up and grabbed the egg. The fabulous pair of buddy’s ran down the opposite side of the hill and met the queen anomalous. They scrambled the egg on a REALLY hot rock and handed the eggs to the queen and she ate them, while growing larger and even MORE beautiful. The two Best Animal Friends Forever lived happily ever after thereafter.
THE END
“So what is your request?” The blue jay asked the snow leopard.
“I don’t want to be able to fly anymore.” Replied the snow leopard.
“Really! I want to be able to fly!” exclaimed the blue jay.
“Hey maybe we could switch!” said the snow leopard.
Then blue jay was called in to see queen animalous. Snow leopard went with blue jay. They told the queen what they wanted and she thought about it.
“Okay, I will switch you, IF you will perform a special task for me. You must climb to the top of mount Jibbly-Jobbly-Joo and grab the golden egg from the crow’s nest, and last but definitely least come down the hill and cook the egg. Make sure it’s scrambled!”
“YES, YOUR HIGHNESS!!!” both animals shouted in reply. They ran out of the room and the snow leopard carried the blue jay all the way to the bottom of mount Jibbly-Jobbly-Joo and put the blue jay down. Mount Jibbly-Jobbly-Joo was 20 miles high and completely made from red jello. It was about medium steepness and it had a pointy top which was the home of the giant crow. The crow’s nest would be the hardest part because it was wide so it was REALLY hard to get on. Halfway up the hill there was ten foot high barb wire. Now that would be tough and 3/4ths up the hill there was a huge part taken out where a giant had eaten it and then died from the poison.
So the animals were supposed to climb this treacherous mountain. They stared up at the golden egg until the snow leopard glanced at the blue jay, picked him up in his mouth and flew halfway up the mountain. Since the jello was so old, it was dirty and sticky so they could stand easier than you would have thought. As you remember, halfway up the mountain was ten foot high barb wire. The snow leopard set the blue jay on the ground and the blue jay just hopped through a little hole in the barb wire.
“Come on snow leopard, just fly over the barb wire.” Said the blue jay.
“I don’t think I can fly that high!” exclaimed the snow leopard, gazing up at the top of the barb wire.
“Just try! Believe in yourself!” encouraged the blue jay. The snow leopard backed WAY up, started running, and leaped into the air. He flew up and got to where his head was parallel with the top of the barb wire. He tried to fly higher and while he was barely going over the top he scraped both of his white wings on the top. He fell to the ground immediately, scraping his wings the way down too. When he got to the bottom he was crying and his wings were almost completely gone.
“Stop crying, snow leopard! I thought you didn’t want wings!” Said the blue jay.
“I know! I’m crying with joy!” the snow leopard pointed out. As he said that his wings disappeared for good. They turned around and started up the mountain again. They quickly arrived at the huge hole. The snow leopard backed up and leaped over the ditch. The blue jay looked frightened and he backed up. She hid her face, looked at the ditch and ran as fast as he could, spreading his wings and jumping off the edge. To his amazement, he flew across the ditch.
“I’M FLYING! OH MY GOSH I’M FLYING! PRAISE THE QUEEN ANIMALOUS, I’M FLYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The blue jay shouted with joy. He landed on the other side and the two animals sprinted up the mountain. When they got to the crow’s nest the blue jay flew up and grabbed the egg. The fabulous pair of buddy’s ran down the opposite side of the hill and met the queen anomalous. They scrambled the egg on a REALLY hot rock and handed the eggs to the queen and she ate them, while growing larger and even MORE beautiful. The two Best Animal Friends Forever lived happily ever after thereafter.
THE END
Lilly and the Candy Corn -Returns
Part 4 Lilly returns; with a cotton candy obsession
Lilly sat at her desk, tapping her pencil on it. She started writing. She had to write a personal narrative for school. She couldn’t think of anything until she remembered what had happened three months ago. The whole thing started with her obsession over candy corn. That was terrible, yet wonderful, because she was able to escape sharks, and find out that her father is still alive after she thought he had been dead for years. She loved the story. Anyways, that candy corn obsession was over and now she always ate clouds of cotton candy. She was beginning to get a little fat, but as long as she ate all her seaweed she wouldn’t gain too much. She had been writing for a long time now. She was almost escaping from the sharks in her story. She was surprised, it had only been an hour and she was almost done! She was really into this. She saw other clownfish and jellyfish and stingrays that looked bored, angry, or out of ideas. The clownfish were REALLY funny. The stingrays were big bullies. The jellyfish were total full-of-it snobs. She continued writing, and then looked at the clock. This was her last class of the day and she only had 30 minutes left. She was nearly finished now. She was traveling back home with her dad. Now she was tripping in her cul-de-sac. Now she was waking up realizing it wasn’t a dream. DONE. She reached in her desk and pulled out her pencil box. She opened it up and pulled out a little tuft of cotton candy. She imagined living in a cotton candy house. Or better, a cotton candy cloud house!! Mmm, yummy… then she remembered that clouds are above water. Dang it! Wait! Her momma always said that our kind can go above and underwater! Now she knew what to put on her to do list. But she knew shouldn’t tell momma that she was going because she would get all concerned and mad. She would leave a note tonight. But she had to take someone with her! Last time she had her dad. Who now? She could take one of her best friends, or there was this guy down her street and he was 11 like her. He might just work! He was always out on the street acting like a lost hermit crab in this game he plays. He always wants adventure! Oh yeah, no wonder she couldn’t take her other friends! They were fish and not hermit crabs! The boy’s name was Zak Carventa, and she knew that if she got all the stuff she needed for the adventure tonight, and snuck into his window to tell him about her plan he would go along with it. And if he didn’t there was always his bestfriend two house’s away who would also love an adventure. His name was Brad Livintoz, and maybe she could take both boys! That would be extra good. She smiled as she listened to the bell ring. She hurriedly stood up and gave her story to the teacher, rushing to her locker, and getting her stuff. She ran out of the building and hopped on her water powered scooter, riding it as fast as she could all the way home.
“Mom, bring my dinner up when its ready and don’t come up any other time!” Lilly shouted at her mom, Mrs. Shambleg when she got home.
“Okay honey!” Mrs. Shambleg replied. Lilly clawed her way up the stairs, denting them again. That was a way to distract her father, Mr. Shambleg. She dashed into her room and hopped onto her Aqua-puter. She went onto Microsoft Office and started typing up a list of things she would need. Rope, sleeping bag, canteen, one extra pair of clothes, socks and underwear. She even thought of a walking stick, 3 cans of Mulberry Noodle soup, two bags of crackers, of course, 6 bags of cotton candy, and maybe, just maybe, he pet fly, Carz. Carz was her old pet fly. He would love to be above water! She just needed his leash. She added him to the list. Finally, she printed and began packing. She even thought of some things she didn’t put on the list to pack. At one point, there was a knock at the door. And she shoved her bag and other stuff into a corner not visible from the door. She waddled over to the door and opened it just enough to pull a silver tray of food through the door from Mr. Shambleg. She leaned through the crack and planted a kiss on his cheek. She couldn’t get enough of the father she thought was dead for a year. She thought he had died in the terrible Sharmainian earthquake. She found it was truly otherwise on her candy corn adventure. Uugh. Candy corn…. It was her least favorite thing now! She despised it! She hated it! She LOATHED it….. Well, that’s all over now. She signed the note she had been writing with her name, Lilly Shambleg. She was satisfied with the way it turned out. She finished her dinner and headed towards the window.
“And the adventure begins.” She said opening the window and climbing out.
Part 5
Lilly loves the cotton candy; the adventure begins
“I can’t believe I’m doing this!” Lilly whispered to herself as she scampered down the tree in her front yard. It was a cool coral tree, and it was the purple kind! She grabbed her camping bag that she had dropped before she climbed down and ran towards Zak Carventa’s house. She had painted her shell black so she wouldn’t be seen. Good, she had arrived. She scampered up onto their roof from the Carventa’s green coral tree, and ran to the window she had seen him sitting outside of. She tapped on the window to no response. She tested it and found it was unlocked. Easy-peezy. She climbed inside and found him snoring on his carpet. Why would he sleep on his floor? She squatted besides him and poked him. He snorted and rolled over, just like she rolled her eyes. She opened up his eye lid and blew on his eye. That did the trick.
“What the chiz! What? Lilly? What are you doing here at,” he looked at his wrist where there wasn’t even a watch, “What time is it? Oh, whatever but still, what are you doing here? It’s like midnight! And how did you get in? Did I leave my window unlocked again? I must have. Why are you here? I demand an answer!!” he hissed all at once. She put her hand on his mouth and he went cross-eyed trying to look at it. She began talking quietly,
“I’m here because I have an adventure and next time, lock your window.” His eyes widened at the mention of an adventure. “You have to pinky swear to me that when I move my hand away from your mouth you will not scream.” Their pinkies locked and they shook their hands. She removed her hands and he spoke in a harsh whisper,
“Where is the adventure? What is it for?”
“It’s above water since we are hermit crabs and it’s to retrieve a lot of cotton candy from the streets of Hawaii. My dad told me tales of it being there. I am also going to get your friend, Brad Livintoz. You might want to help me with that. You never know, he might sleep on the floor to without his shell. I don’t want to see that. Why were sleeping on the floor?” Lilly questioned. He looked embarrassed as color filled his cheeks and he answered,
“I fell asleep playing solitaire on the floor okay! I’ll pack! Now give me the list you used. You go get Brad, while I’m packing. I’ll meet you at the light pole on Sezzleburgz street. In fifteen minutes. I’ll pack for brad. Lilly climbed out the window and down the coral tree after nodding to Zak’s suggestion. She ran across the street to wake up Brad and found him sleeping with his top half on the floor and his bottom half on the bed. He was even weirder! She blew into his eyeball and snapped awake. He acted JUST like Zak had as she explained. Soon they were by the street pole watching Zak lug over two camping bags. Brad finally decided to go help him and carried his the rest of the way. The boys led Lilly to their secret cave cove which they had prepared for a meeting like this. Lilly sat in a comfortable bean bag and began talking. She was in mid-sentence when she noticed Zak’s eyes widen. He started to say,
“Lilly watch ou”- When she felt cold fingers close around her throat.
Part 6
Lilly started her adventure; but it’s already deadly
Lilly’s eyes widened as she clawed at her throat. The killer had a firm grip! She gasped and panted, as everything became a blur. Then she felt another body slam into her from the front and the grip on her throat tightened momentarily before loosening and letting go. She could see again and she realized that Zak had slammed into her to get the killer off. She jerked around to see who the killer was and couldn’t believe her eyes. It was the leader of the sharks, Lemorgan! The shark had kidnapped him in a town raid and her father had gotten her back with a trade for safety. The sharks have always been frightened of the “All Powerful Jeremiah Shambleg” ever since he had killed their former leader, Jonaklen, Lemorgan’s father. He had wanted revenge apparently. The boys were battling him and he was lazily snapping at them. Finally he got annoyed and slapped Zak against the wall, followed by Brad. Lilly grabbed a sharp spear that had been prepared there just in case. She tried to throw it towards Lemorgan, succeeding. It jabbed him in the right eye and well, um, guess what was stuck on the spear….. Lemorgan yelled and clung to the place where his eye should be, and slapped at Lilly. Her instincts told her to move and she dodged the slap. She grabbed a crossbow and shot him in the gills. He gasped and clutched his side. Lilly averted her eyes as she heard his body slap the ground. The boys stared at her in wonder. She blushed, and said,
“Uuuh, oops. I guess its instincts from my dad!” The boys kept staring at her, jaw dropped. Eventually she got tired of them staring and sat down saying, “So, where were we?” The two boys rushed to their seats and kept staring, eyes wide. Finally Zak said,
“I forgot what we were talking about but that was crazy Lilly! I can’t believe you killed the leader of the sharks!!!” and then he became silent again staring at the ground and blushing. She rolled her eyes and continued explaining her goal. The boys were licking their lips by the time she was done.
“Wow! I whole life long supply of cotton candy!!! That would be SOOO yummy!” Brad commented. And then Zak said,
Part 7
The adventure is hard; the love story included
Lilly stared in shock at the boy she had shared a neighborhood with since before she was even born. Their parents had even gone to the same school. But she had never known the truth about the boy she shared a neighborhood with. She could hardly believe that this adventure was even going on- much less that this boy- Zak- loved her. How long? She had to say something. This was awkward. SUPER AWKWARD. She couldn’t say anything! She stomped on Brads foot and gave him a message with her eyes saying,
“Say something!” His eyes widened and he nodded, and came up with,
"Um, love and adventure. Heh, heh, heh, um yeah.” He turned pink and glanced at the ground. Zak was still staring at Lilly, unblinkingly. It was freaking her out. Finally Zak asked in a rushed tone,
“So, um, will you be my girlfriend?” He kept staring and Lilly responded,
“Um, well, if you stop staring at me for a little bit then I could think.” He averted his eyes and whispered an apology. She thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and finally she got her answer. She looked at Zak and said, “I’ll tell you by the end of the adventure. Try to impress me.” He sighed and started thinking. He thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and finally knew what to do. He stood up and did a back-flip, splits, and a one handed cart-wheel.
“You have one point already!” Lilly told him and Zak smiled. They were ready for their adventure. They gathered their bags and Lilly grabbed a spear and a crossbow. The boys got their weapons and they stepped outside, to meet an army of sharks. The son of Lemorgan, Zabavery, told them,
“And the fight continues.”
“Wow, a whole adventure with the girl I’ve always had a crush on….”
Lilly sat at her desk, tapping her pencil on it. She started writing. She had to write a personal narrative for school. She couldn’t think of anything until she remembered what had happened three months ago. The whole thing started with her obsession over candy corn. That was terrible, yet wonderful, because she was able to escape sharks, and find out that her father is still alive after she thought he had been dead for years. She loved the story. Anyways, that candy corn obsession was over and now she always ate clouds of cotton candy. She was beginning to get a little fat, but as long as she ate all her seaweed she wouldn’t gain too much. She had been writing for a long time now. She was almost escaping from the sharks in her story. She was surprised, it had only been an hour and she was almost done! She was really into this. She saw other clownfish and jellyfish and stingrays that looked bored, angry, or out of ideas. The clownfish were REALLY funny. The stingrays were big bullies. The jellyfish were total full-of-it snobs. She continued writing, and then looked at the clock. This was her last class of the day and she only had 30 minutes left. She was nearly finished now. She was traveling back home with her dad. Now she was tripping in her cul-de-sac. Now she was waking up realizing it wasn’t a dream. DONE. She reached in her desk and pulled out her pencil box. She opened it up and pulled out a little tuft of cotton candy. She imagined living in a cotton candy house. Or better, a cotton candy cloud house!! Mmm, yummy… then she remembered that clouds are above water. Dang it! Wait! Her momma always said that our kind can go above and underwater! Now she knew what to put on her to do list. But she knew shouldn’t tell momma that she was going because she would get all concerned and mad. She would leave a note tonight. But she had to take someone with her! Last time she had her dad. Who now? She could take one of her best friends, or there was this guy down her street and he was 11 like her. He might just work! He was always out on the street acting like a lost hermit crab in this game he plays. He always wants adventure! Oh yeah, no wonder she couldn’t take her other friends! They were fish and not hermit crabs! The boy’s name was Zak Carventa, and she knew that if she got all the stuff she needed for the adventure tonight, and snuck into his window to tell him about her plan he would go along with it. And if he didn’t there was always his bestfriend two house’s away who would also love an adventure. His name was Brad Livintoz, and maybe she could take both boys! That would be extra good. She smiled as she listened to the bell ring. She hurriedly stood up and gave her story to the teacher, rushing to her locker, and getting her stuff. She ran out of the building and hopped on her water powered scooter, riding it as fast as she could all the way home.
“Mom, bring my dinner up when its ready and don’t come up any other time!” Lilly shouted at her mom, Mrs. Shambleg when she got home.
“Okay honey!” Mrs. Shambleg replied. Lilly clawed her way up the stairs, denting them again. That was a way to distract her father, Mr. Shambleg. She dashed into her room and hopped onto her Aqua-puter. She went onto Microsoft Office and started typing up a list of things she would need. Rope, sleeping bag, canteen, one extra pair of clothes, socks and underwear. She even thought of a walking stick, 3 cans of Mulberry Noodle soup, two bags of crackers, of course, 6 bags of cotton candy, and maybe, just maybe, he pet fly, Carz. Carz was her old pet fly. He would love to be above water! She just needed his leash. She added him to the list. Finally, she printed and began packing. She even thought of some things she didn’t put on the list to pack. At one point, there was a knock at the door. And she shoved her bag and other stuff into a corner not visible from the door. She waddled over to the door and opened it just enough to pull a silver tray of food through the door from Mr. Shambleg. She leaned through the crack and planted a kiss on his cheek. She couldn’t get enough of the father she thought was dead for a year. She thought he had died in the terrible Sharmainian earthquake. She found it was truly otherwise on her candy corn adventure. Uugh. Candy corn…. It was her least favorite thing now! She despised it! She hated it! She LOATHED it….. Well, that’s all over now. She signed the note she had been writing with her name, Lilly Shambleg. She was satisfied with the way it turned out. She finished her dinner and headed towards the window.
“And the adventure begins.” She said opening the window and climbing out.
Part 5
Lilly loves the cotton candy; the adventure begins
“I can’t believe I’m doing this!” Lilly whispered to herself as she scampered down the tree in her front yard. It was a cool coral tree, and it was the purple kind! She grabbed her camping bag that she had dropped before she climbed down and ran towards Zak Carventa’s house. She had painted her shell black so she wouldn’t be seen. Good, she had arrived. She scampered up onto their roof from the Carventa’s green coral tree, and ran to the window she had seen him sitting outside of. She tapped on the window to no response. She tested it and found it was unlocked. Easy-peezy. She climbed inside and found him snoring on his carpet. Why would he sleep on his floor? She squatted besides him and poked him. He snorted and rolled over, just like she rolled her eyes. She opened up his eye lid and blew on his eye. That did the trick.
“What the chiz! What? Lilly? What are you doing here at,” he looked at his wrist where there wasn’t even a watch, “What time is it? Oh, whatever but still, what are you doing here? It’s like midnight! And how did you get in? Did I leave my window unlocked again? I must have. Why are you here? I demand an answer!!” he hissed all at once. She put her hand on his mouth and he went cross-eyed trying to look at it. She began talking quietly,
“I’m here because I have an adventure and next time, lock your window.” His eyes widened at the mention of an adventure. “You have to pinky swear to me that when I move my hand away from your mouth you will not scream.” Their pinkies locked and they shook their hands. She removed her hands and he spoke in a harsh whisper,
“Where is the adventure? What is it for?”
“It’s above water since we are hermit crabs and it’s to retrieve a lot of cotton candy from the streets of Hawaii. My dad told me tales of it being there. I am also going to get your friend, Brad Livintoz. You might want to help me with that. You never know, he might sleep on the floor to without his shell. I don’t want to see that. Why were sleeping on the floor?” Lilly questioned. He looked embarrassed as color filled his cheeks and he answered,
“I fell asleep playing solitaire on the floor okay! I’ll pack! Now give me the list you used. You go get Brad, while I’m packing. I’ll meet you at the light pole on Sezzleburgz street. In fifteen minutes. I’ll pack for brad. Lilly climbed out the window and down the coral tree after nodding to Zak’s suggestion. She ran across the street to wake up Brad and found him sleeping with his top half on the floor and his bottom half on the bed. He was even weirder! She blew into his eyeball and snapped awake. He acted JUST like Zak had as she explained. Soon they were by the street pole watching Zak lug over two camping bags. Brad finally decided to go help him and carried his the rest of the way. The boys led Lilly to their secret cave cove which they had prepared for a meeting like this. Lilly sat in a comfortable bean bag and began talking. She was in mid-sentence when she noticed Zak’s eyes widen. He started to say,
“Lilly watch ou”- When she felt cold fingers close around her throat.
Part 6
Lilly started her adventure; but it’s already deadly
Lilly’s eyes widened as she clawed at her throat. The killer had a firm grip! She gasped and panted, as everything became a blur. Then she felt another body slam into her from the front and the grip on her throat tightened momentarily before loosening and letting go. She could see again and she realized that Zak had slammed into her to get the killer off. She jerked around to see who the killer was and couldn’t believe her eyes. It was the leader of the sharks, Lemorgan! The shark had kidnapped him in a town raid and her father had gotten her back with a trade for safety. The sharks have always been frightened of the “All Powerful Jeremiah Shambleg” ever since he had killed their former leader, Jonaklen, Lemorgan’s father. He had wanted revenge apparently. The boys were battling him and he was lazily snapping at them. Finally he got annoyed and slapped Zak against the wall, followed by Brad. Lilly grabbed a sharp spear that had been prepared there just in case. She tried to throw it towards Lemorgan, succeeding. It jabbed him in the right eye and well, um, guess what was stuck on the spear….. Lemorgan yelled and clung to the place where his eye should be, and slapped at Lilly. Her instincts told her to move and she dodged the slap. She grabbed a crossbow and shot him in the gills. He gasped and clutched his side. Lilly averted her eyes as she heard his body slap the ground. The boys stared at her in wonder. She blushed, and said,
“Uuuh, oops. I guess its instincts from my dad!” The boys kept staring at her, jaw dropped. Eventually she got tired of them staring and sat down saying, “So, where were we?” The two boys rushed to their seats and kept staring, eyes wide. Finally Zak said,
“I forgot what we were talking about but that was crazy Lilly! I can’t believe you killed the leader of the sharks!!!” and then he became silent again staring at the ground and blushing. She rolled her eyes and continued explaining her goal. The boys were licking their lips by the time she was done.
“Wow! I whole life long supply of cotton candy!!! That would be SOOO yummy!” Brad commented. And then Zak said,
Part 7
The adventure is hard; the love story included
Lilly stared in shock at the boy she had shared a neighborhood with since before she was even born. Their parents had even gone to the same school. But she had never known the truth about the boy she shared a neighborhood with. She could hardly believe that this adventure was even going on- much less that this boy- Zak- loved her. How long? She had to say something. This was awkward. SUPER AWKWARD. She couldn’t say anything! She stomped on Brads foot and gave him a message with her eyes saying,
“Say something!” His eyes widened and he nodded, and came up with,
"Um, love and adventure. Heh, heh, heh, um yeah.” He turned pink and glanced at the ground. Zak was still staring at Lilly, unblinkingly. It was freaking her out. Finally Zak asked in a rushed tone,
“So, um, will you be my girlfriend?” He kept staring and Lilly responded,
“Um, well, if you stop staring at me for a little bit then I could think.” He averted his eyes and whispered an apology. She thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and finally she got her answer. She looked at Zak and said, “I’ll tell you by the end of the adventure. Try to impress me.” He sighed and started thinking. He thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and thought, and finally knew what to do. He stood up and did a back-flip, splits, and a one handed cart-wheel.
“You have one point already!” Lilly told him and Zak smiled. They were ready for their adventure. They gathered their bags and Lilly grabbed a spear and a crossbow. The boys got their weapons and they stepped outside, to meet an army of sharks. The son of Lemorgan, Zabavery, told them,
“And the fight continues.”
“Wow, a whole adventure with the girl I’ve always had a crush on….”
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